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  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261
    #16
    Re: How serious?

    The senior pastors will deal with you soon enough. Weak-minded fools who resort to creating sock puppets to create the illusion of support for their arguments are not worth the time and effort of this D.C.S.

    Since you love puppets so much, why not get some off of this website - it just might change your life:

    http://www.puppetsforjesus.com/

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      • Dead Dog
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2008
        • 84
        #17
        Re: How serious?

        Wow! I want the beer can one! And actually, I invited Dante here to look at the awful things you spew on this site and he could not help himself from commenting at some points.

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          • Dead Dog
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2008
            • 84
            #18
            Re: How serious?

            Actually, I didn't see the devil down there.

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817
                #19
                Re: How serious?

                Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
                Wow! I want the beer can one! And actually, I invited Dante here to look at the awful things you spew on this site and he could not help himself from commenting at some points.
                What kind of name is Dante Devine? It sounds half eyetie/half irish; perhaps a euphemism for dago red drunk?

                In any event, the choice was hardly comedic.
                Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Dead Dog
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 84
                    #20
                    Re: How serious?

                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                    What kind of name is Dante Devine? It sounds half eyetie/half irish; perhaps a euphemism for dago red drunk?

                    In any event, the choice was hardly comedic.
                    It's 'Divine' actually.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: How serious?

                        Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
                        It's 'Divine' actually.
                        No it isn't.

                        Why don't you and your boyfriend make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section and tell us all about yourselves. Go ahead and clue us "dumb christians" in on how wrong we are.

                        Go ahead. I double-dog-dare you.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #22
                            Re: How serious?

                            Originally posted by DanteDevine View Post
                            It also appears that some of the things you say come across as very rascist, the miss-spelling of words like Muslims or Jews for example, I have even seen a person refering to Jews as hooked-nosed something or others. It just seems thats a fundemental point of Christianity is respect and love, and not all of you seem to hold this tenent. In some ways it come across as very un-christian.
                            I'm not sure what a "rascist" is, but I assure you nobody here is racist.

                            Some folks practice tough love, and are not afraid to be a bit rough on those who choose "lifestyles" which lead them to damnation. For example, adherents of the Negro culture spend their days hip-hopping, carjacking, drug-selling, and big-booty-slapping. They then spend eternity in Hellfire.

                            Wouldn't it be better for them to give up the Negro, or Muslim, or Jewish deathstyle?
                            Originally posted by Dead Dork View Post
                            It's 'Divine' actually.
                            Doesn't look like "Divine" to me. And it looks like you have a sock puppet.

                            Socks belong on your feet, Dead Dork.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Mezon DumbSh*t
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 14
                                #23
                                Re: How serious?

                                Does the bible say to insult people with things such as "dumbsit"(which is an intentional mis-spelling, I find it unethical to say curse words.) Case in point: the changing of my username.
                                "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

                                ^ the above statement was originally bible scriptures, tell me then, why was it replaced by a sad attempt to insult me? I do believe in Jesus, otherwise I would be an athiest.

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22938
                                    #24
                                    Re: How serious?

                                    Originally posted by Mezon DumbSh*t View Post
                                    Does the bible say to insult people with things such as "dumbsit"(which is an intentional mis-spelling, I find it unethical to say curse words.) Case in point: the changing of my username.
                                    An intentional misspelling of what?
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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