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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
    Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
    • Sep 2017
    • 256

    #1

    What's wrong with you people?

    You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
  • Pim Pendergast
    PHD - Theophysicist
    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 3103

    #2
    Re: What's wrong with you people?

    Welcome to the forum, Gale. Please tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible passage? How did you find Jesus?
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: What's wrong with you people?

      Please tell us how we have misunderstood God's commands as expressed in the King James Bible.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11451

        #4
        Re: What's wrong with you people?

        Why is your mouth open? Are you catching flies, enjoying the sensation of a York peppermint patty or preparing to engage in an un-nameable sex act?
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: What's wrong with you people?

          Re: What is wrong with me?
          I have trouble sleeping more than four hours, my eyesight is getting worse, arthritis, need Metamucil to keep it regular.

          But, I still have all my hair!
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #6
            Re: What's wrong with you people?

            What is wrong with me: I need a more powerful lawn mower, I need to improve my Spanglish and the wall I am building is going nowhere so far.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • Phil Ander
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2016
              • 626

              #7
              Re: What's wrong with you people?

              Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
              You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.

              I am totally guided by the Word of God, in the most Godliest of Books, the 1611 KJV.


              There are some papists and atheists who post from time to time. Like you, I have been disconcerted by their presence on this site, but the hope is that they will see the error of their ways, repent, and come to the Kingdom of God.


              Phil
              58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


              Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: What's wrong with you people?

                Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
                You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
                Welcome Ms. Whore.
                From what I understand, I am not in the least bit surprised you mouth is open gagging at the flippino sailor boys.

                We are a simple folk. We do what God tells us. We live as God tells us. If God does not tell us, we do not do anything. No smart person would want to incur His Wrath over a foolish whim. If I am unlucky, I'll have to live on Earth 100 years. Provided I toe the line God has drawn in a box around me, I'll possibly be rewarded by an eternity of Bliss in Heaven and not an eternity of misery in Hell.
                While you might not mind being rectally penetrated over and over with the barbed and diseased genitals of Satan, it is not something I particularly want. While the flavor of puss running down your throat may be the only nutrients you get, I'd rather have a nice Cabernet along with a Porterhouse at God's place, assuming I can get a reservation.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Roland
                  Obese Swedish Meatball
                  Delusional Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 2193

                  #9
                  Re: What's wrong with you people?

                  Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
                  You people are awful! I can't believe some of the things you say on here. I don't even know where to start. My mouth is literally open right now.
                  Hello Gale,

                  A mild welcome to this forum. I hope you understand that ¨You people are awful¨ is not a very nice introduction. I appreciate your literally open mouth but please consider, this is a Christian forum.

                  Kind regards,

                  Roland
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • Bubba Buck
                    Toilet Biter
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 273

                    #10
                    Re: What's wrong with you people?

                    You ask what's wrong with the LBC yet clearly you have something wrong with you. Quite hypocritical considering in your profile picture we can see ALL of your upper arms. Being out at night in a black dress whoring it up for Satan perhaps? Stay awhile on these forums maam. You could use some guidance so that you may walk the true path as written in the KJV.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #11
                      Re: What's wrong with you people?

                      Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
                      You people are awful!
                      All we do is follow God's Holy Bible for 100% as commanded to us by James 2:10. So if you say what we say is awful then you say that what God says is awful.

                      We will go to Heaven for following God's word for 100%. You will burn in Hell for saying that Jesus, who suffered and died for you, is awful. A well deserved punishment if you ask me.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12747

                        #12
                        Re: What's wrong with you people?

                        I'm afraid our new friend, Gale, has left the building. That's a shame. I had the impression quality posts from True Christians™ would inevitably bring her around to our side.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Jim C. Lombardo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 565

                          #13
                          Re: What's wrong with you people?

                          Maybe for the better Johny. This trollop seems to be beyond reproach.

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                          • GaleWhoring the Boring
                            Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                            • Sep 2017
                            • 256

                            #14
                            Re: What's wrong with you people?

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            I'm afraid our new friend, Gale, has left the building. That's a shame. I had the impression quality posts from True Christians™ would inevitably bring her around to our side.


                            I leave this site only for a moment, and already you men are all over me like a pack of wolves. Do you really miss me that badly?

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                            • GaleWhoring the Boring
                              Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                              • Sep 2017
                              • 256

                              #15
                              Re: What's wrong with you people?

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              All we do is follow God's Holy Bible for 100% as commanded to us by James 2:10. So if you say what we say is awful then you say that what God says is awful.

                              We will go to Heaven for following God's word for 100%. You will burn in Hell for saying that Jesus, who suffered and died for you, is awful. A well deserved punishment if you ask me.

                              What a cantankerous thing to say, a bit too Old Testiment for my tastes. Why are you so cranky about anyway? Maybe you need a little good time to let the pressure out?

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