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  • Hey!

    There's nothing important about me. Besides the fact I'm a half sodomite(guess what that means).

    I'm an avid gamer. What I play will shock even the most GOD FEAR CHRISTIAN.


    Mostly TF2, The Binding of Isaac, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon(and some others I can think of).


    I know God gonna cut me down, but at least in hell I'll be in good company.
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    Re: Hey!

    Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
    There's nothing important about me. Besides the fact I'm a half sodomite(guess what that means).

    I'm an avid gamer. What I play will shock even the most GOD FEAR CHRISTIAN.


    Mostly TF2, The Binding of Isaac, Super Smash Bros, Pokemon(and some others I can think of).


    I know God gonna cut me down, but at least in hell I'll be in good company.
    Dear Yernoseistoonearyeranus


    Well, you sure are a fiesty one, aren't you. There are not many things that would shock a True Christian, please enlighten all the True Christians. Alas I am not yet a True Christian and at this stage all I can do is pray to God, through His Son, Our Lord Jesus Christ, that I one day attain that lofty honor.


    Well enough about me. Tell us why you hate Jesus so much and also tell us all these "shocking" things you do. Maybe then we could help you find the Root of your problems, although you seem to have told us that root is actually the root of your problems.


    I will say a little, a very little, prayer for you.


    YIC
    TT


    P.S. BTW those games you mention sound sooo shocking.
    Isaiah 66:15

    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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    • #3
      Re: Hey!

      Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
      P.S. BTW those games you mention sound sooo shocking.
      I was just making fun of some of the posts here. (Like that tf2 one or Overwatch)
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      • #4
        Re: Hey!

        OK, sigh. Go ahead and tell us what "half sodomite" means.
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        • #5
          Re: Hey!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          OK, sigh. Go ahead and tell us what "half sodomite" means.
          Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite. (Am I still a sodomite even though I'm a virgin?)
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          • #6
            Re: Hey!

            Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
            Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite. (Am I still a sodomite even though I'm a virgin?)
            Dear sinner,

            It does not work like that. God is for totality!

            James 2:10
            For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

            Half a sin = the whole sin. In addition, sins of the mind are just as bad as sins of the flesh.

            Matthew 5:28
            But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

            You seem to be filled with defiance. What is your motivation for being here?

            Numbers 23:8
            How shall I curse, whom God hath not cursed? or how shall I defy, whom the LORD hath not defied?


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #7
              Re: Hey!

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              You seem to be filled with defiance. What is your motivation for being here?
              Just curious mostly. As you guys seem to be pretty, what's the word? More radical than some Christians.


              Is there anything you guys like to do that doesn't involve anything religious?
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              • #8
                Re: Hey!

                Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
                Just curious mostly. As you guys seem to be pretty, what's the word? More radical than some Christians.

                Is there anything you guys like to do that doesn't involve anything religious?
                What would be the point to do something not related to Jesus?

                Matthew 22:37
                Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

                There's also no point in curiosity. God knows how to do things and has given us the manual for this miserable Earthly life. That is enough for anyone.

                Acts 1:7
                And he said unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which the Father hath put in his own power.


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #9
                  Re: Hey!

                  Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                  What would be the point to do something not related to Jesus?
                  Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hey!

                    Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
                    Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.
                    You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:
                    • What is your relationship with Jesus?
                    • What is your relationship with the Bible?
                    • Have you read the Bible?
                    • If you have, what is your favorite verse?
                    • If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?
                    Matthew 6:20
                    But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
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                    • #11
                      Re: Hey!

                      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                      You may pose questions. Now, it would be wonderful if you would also answer some:
                      • What is your relationship with Jesus?
                      • What is your relationship with the Bible?
                      • Have you read the Bible?
                      • If you have, what is your favorite verse?
                      • If you believe in Hell (based on your opening post), why would you waste your time on Earth orienteering deep into its bottomless pits instead of preparing for the eternal Fun and Games in Heaven?
                      Matthew 6:20
                      But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      I consider Jesus as a friend.


                      I don't have a good relationship to the bible(most bibles have tiny font)


                      I have, but it's been awhile.


                      Revelation 21:6:And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.


                      And for your hell question, I just find evil more interesting. Like how some people want to know why serial killers are the way they are.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Hey!

                        Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
                        Revelation 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
                        But what is thirst? Some people find their thirst assuaged in Adnan Oktar.

                        …I just find evil more interesting.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Hey!

                          Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
                          Well gays are often called sodomites, right? I'm bisexual, so therefore, I'm a half sodomite.
                          A useful confession - it shows that being queer is simply a life-style choice and that, if you simply behaved normally, you be like the rest of us.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Hey!

                            Welcome friend! I'd like to do God's work and talk to you about being a Christian. Jesus would not of led you here unless He felt like you'd be a 'fit' for Christianity. Don't you want to stop having strange men ejaculate in your nose?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hey!

                              Originally posted by Uranium Fever View Post
                              I consider Jesus as a friend...
                              Why?

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