[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We were supposed to do diplomacy and form an alliance and stuff like in that fisting meme, but instead we're going to end up arguing over who won the election of 2016.

Remember how we were playing chess, and I killed your king, and you said that you'd actually won because you killed more pieces overall? And then you changed the subject by speculating on which "approach" would work best on my queen, who is married and dead by the way, so that's gross.

Anyway, the election is like that. (The chess game I mean, not royal-corpse seduction.)

By the way, "Stop and shock" is OBVIOUSLY the only approach that could pick her up, she's royalty, anything else won't get her attention.




Note: the fisting meme, perfect for today's weather:



Oh, even more appropriate for this situation:

[Dana723]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Is there a man who can interpret for the womanly impaired?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Hello,

. . . .

tl;dr

Aw Jesus, another postmodernist deconstructivist neo-Dadaist Frankfurt School Hegelian dialectic Marxist "critical theory" Obama "You didn't build that" socialist troll.

Let me guess - you don't like Donald Trump.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

I have no idea what is going on in this thread. Is there a man who can interpret for the womanly impaired?

Good question, Dana. What we have here is a liberal man (or woman, I'm not sure) headed to Freehold for suspicious purposes. We need to put a hold on this person until we can determine what purpose will be served by allowing him or her to enter our City.

[Esther B.]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again.

Don't worry, she's fine. She actually just posted in a different thread a few hours ago.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

No. I prefer to use correct naming. I call Hillary Clinton a crooked liar, Obama a racist and I will call you an idiot.

Proverbs 3:35
The wise inherit honor, but fools get only shame.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

fools get only shame.

And beatings (Proverbs 26:3). Don't forget the beatings.

[Social Construct]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Let me guess - you don't like Donald Trump.

I would never say anything bad about a sexual minority. I've have long advocated for updating the out-of-date LGBTQQIP2SAA with LGBTQQIP2SAAPP, the PP standing for people who were born with a sexual orientation favoring golden showers.

Of course everything else about him is socially constructed, but as for his being born a urinesexual, I believe God Made Him That Way.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Please brethren, have mercy on this poor lost soul who comes only to learn. And to teach us the amazing manipulation tricks that can be used to gain control of the education system, media, and pretty much all forms of communication, and therefore culture. And might I add it seems he's found a way to use M.I.T.'s supercomputers to mine bitcoins. And if they can mine bitcoins, they can mine Biblecoins....

So let's show the patience of Job (James 5:10–11), shall we?

[Dana723]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Good question, Dana. What we have here is a liberal man (or woman, I'm not sure) headed to Freehold for suspicious purposes. We need to put a hold on this person until we can determine what purpose will be served by allowing him or her to enter our City.

How terrible! I shall pray for your City and the protection therein. Have you considered a wall?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Welcome Mr. Jones. Jones, that name sounds familiar.


Three questions.

I better make them good one, don't you think.

I suppose asking how long you have known Trent is not a good idea, right?

LOL, I was just thinking about that parable where the guy asks if he can ask for an unlimited amount of questions. Can I do that?

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

About Delores, I haven't heard from her either, and I'm worried. I mean as a relaxed and confident guy I don't sweat the small stuff, but I would be justified in this situation triggering anxiety and panic attacks. She's so far from any safe spaces, perhaps she's joined the 1 in 3 women who are abducted by toxic techbros and never seen again.

I guess I am... confused? Are you the undergraduate research assistant that the University of Iowa has been promising me for, I dunno, feels like forever?

If so, that's great, I hope you have familiarized yourself with my IRB, because I literally went to hell and back to get it approved, and I don't want some undergraduate wannabe anthropologist messing it up. You are an anthropology major, right?! Please tell me the university did not screw up by sending me some useless sociology major!

So I guess, welcome, and chop, chop, get to work, all the gigabytes of interviews are not going to transcribe nor code themselves.

[Social Construct]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

Trent, Bro, you don't understand what "stop and shock" really means. Telling your target she's almost as hot as your niece doesn't shock them. It's what they expect. What you do is you steal her crown and wear it, it's an example of how gender is performative, you see. Also anything that attracts attention upwards is slimming, which you need.

I suppose asking how long you have known Trent is not a good idea, right?

Time is a social construct used to construct agism, among other sins. It's just another of the things birds don't care about, and therefore neither should we.

LOL, I was just thinking about that parable where the guy asks if he can ask for an unlimited amount of questions. Can I do that?

Yes, but the answer is no. (I've tried. She sent her husband after me, the nazi.)

[Social Construct]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

So I guess, welcome, and chop, chop, get to work, all the gigabytes of interviews are not going to transcribe nor code themselves.

I'm an anthropologist. That means I dig and find artifacts and run away from boulders and punch nazis (though don't we all) and you know, Indiana Jones stuff.

I'm a freshman, with the focus on fresh:

We'll meet in private and work this out. (Are you watching, Trent? See what I did there? 3 second rule bro. Gives you an edge over the suckas who use the 4 second rule.).

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Call me "Indiana Jones". I come in Peace.

I'm an anthropologist. That means I dig and find artifacts and run away from boulders and punch nazis (though don't we all) and you know, Indiana Jones stuff.

Oh, so you're an archaeologist. That's not what I needed but as long as you can transcribe hours and hours and hours of interviews, I won't complain. Just please don't try to explain to me modern archaeological theory, it sounds all totally made up to me. You people claim to know culture based on pots and sherds, it's just ridiculous. Participant observation, that's how you get to know people. Not their pots and sherds. Garbology is overrated.

I'm a freshman, with the focus on fresh:

Mr. Construct, Rage Against the Machines may have been fresh, like, twenty years ago, but today they are a bit closer to their expiration date, don't you think?

We'll meet in private and work this out. (Are you watching, Trent? See what I did there? 3 second rule bro. Gives you an edge over the suckas who use the 4 second rule.).

As you are well aware, university requires me to meet only in public spaces and when meeting in my office, keep the door open. So you cannot sue me for sexual harassment.