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  • Scoutman03
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2019
    • 218

    #1

    So the rapture is coming up?

    June 18.I saw on the homepage that the rapture is happening. What made yall belive this? Who is getting saved? If it doesn't happen?
  • BibleReader2231
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    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #2
    Re: So the rapture is coming up?

    I can let you know that you’re not getting saved sir.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • Isabella White
      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
       
      • Mar 2019
      • 4374

      #3
      Re: So the rapture is coming up?

      Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
      June 18.I saw on the homepage that the rapture is happening. What made yall belive this? Who is getting saved? If it doesn't happen?
      Don't worry about it, young lady. You won't be going up. You'll be staying down here with all of the other devil worshippers to get your 666 Mark of the Beast.

      Revelation 13:16-18:
      16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
      17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
      18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

      And once you have your mark, you can consider that as your one-way ticket to , which is exactly where you deserve to be:

      Revelation 19:20 "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."

      Sincerely, Isabella W.
      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • BibleReader2231
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        • Jul 2018
        • 567

        #4
        Re: So the rapture is coming up?

        Mrs. White I know I’m not supposed to correct a True Christian™️ But I still believe it best to let him be called a man as he was born in God’s image as per Genesis 1:27. Even though he claims to be a she, I’m willing to bet the person doesn’t even use a Menstra-hut.
        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2266

          #5
          Re: So the rapture is coming up?

          Yes, we will all soon be ruptured to meet our Bridegroom in the air. Even though it's been 2000 years and He said it would be soon, all of the prophecies related to His return are being fulfilled at this time. I won't go into them here, so just read the book of Daniel, Matthew 24, and the book of Revelation.


          Any questions, consult a pastor.


          Good luck in Hell.
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4374

            #6
            Re: So the rapture is coming up?

            Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
            Mrs. White I know I’m not supposed to correct a True Christian™️ But I still believe it best to let him be called a man as he was born in God’s image as per Genesis 1:27. Even though he claims to be a she, I’m willing to bet the person doesn’t even use a Menstra-hut.
            Oh, fiddle-sticks! I don't mean that to pertain to you, dear Sister Maxine, but it's just a sign of frustration that some people can't accept the way the good made them. He, she, whatever -- if that person can't accept him/her/itself for what he/she/it is, then there is more than a Menstra-hut that's needed.

            Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

            A blessed evening to you, dear Sister Maxine.
            Sincerely, Isabella W.
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • Dana723
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              • Oct 2017
              • 771

              #7
              Re: So the rapture is coming up?

              It doesn't matter when the rapture is. It matters that it's coming. And you, O Scout Master, best be ready. You must repent of your evil ways or else you will be the boy scout in Hell being raped by the biggest Scout Master of them all - SATAN!


              And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. - Revelation 16:9
              Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
              1 Corinthians 11:13

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              • Scoutman03
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2019
                • 218

                #8
                Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                So.. I thought we made it clear that I am genetically male. Oh well. So, since all of you were oh so kind, I'll give some parting words.

                In the words of the red Spy: "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

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                • Vengeance Puriel
                  Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 324

                  #9
                  Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                  Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                  So. I thought we made it clear that I am genetically male. Oh well. So, since all of you were oh so kind, I'll give some parting words.

                  In the words of the red Spy: "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."
                  repent and get your soul saved.
                  -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                  -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                  -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                  • BibleReader2231
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                    • Jul 2018
                    • 567

                    #10
                    Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                    Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                    So.. I thought we made it clear that I am genetically male. Oh well. So, since all of you were oh so kind, I'll give some parting words.

                    In the words of the red Spy: "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."
                    You’re a Boy Scout and a man. Stop lying and read the book of Genesis finally! Stop being a sissy tranny.
                    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                    • Scoutman03
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Mar 2019
                      • 218

                      #11
                      Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                      Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                      You’re a Boy Scout and a man. Stop lying and read the book of Genesis finally! Stop being a sissy tranny.
                      Ever heard the phrase "You're wrong."?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22895

                        #12
                        Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                        Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                        June 18.I saw on the homepage that the rapture is happening.
                        In a very real sense, it is happening. Ever since Jesus announced the rapture, it has been simmering away on the back-burner in the perfect kitchens of Heaven.
                        What made yall belive this?
                        Our deep Christian Faith
                        Who is getting saved?
                        (i) Those whom the Lord Chooses (Romans:9) (ii) Those who accept Jesus.
                        If it doesn't happen?
                        That is neither a question nor a sentence - it is a subordinate clause.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • BibleReader2231
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                          • Jul 2018
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                          #13
                          Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                          Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                          Ever heard the phrase "You're wrong."?
                          I’m not wrong. Just look at your name. If you still claim to be a girl, you’re doomed to hell. Again, read the book of Genesis and you will realize I am NOT wrong. I tell you this because I care. You’re being snobby and rude by not listening and being stubborn. I hate to see people end up in quarantine. That’s where you may end up if you don’t get right with Jesus sir.
                          My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                          • Thinks Design
                            Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 366

                            #14
                            Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                            Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                            I’m not wrong. Just look at your name. If you still claim to be a girl, you’re doomed to hell. Again, read the book of Genesis and you will realize I am NOT wrong. I tell you this because I care. You’re being snobby and rude by not listening and being stubborn. I hate to see people end up in quarantine. That’s where you may end up if you don’t get right with Jesus sir.
                            Leave him be, if he wants to identify as a woman he has every right to and calling him 'sir' is just plain rude.


                            The least you could do is to call him ma'am. But that would be too much for a so called Christian.
                            I whore for Satan

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                            • BibleReader2231
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                              • Jul 2018
                              • 567

                              #15
                              Re: So the rapture is coming up?

                              ^youre unsaved and will be suffering in the rapture too. Wouldn’t scoutman rather be safe in heaven when Jesus comes back to fight Satan’s forces?
                              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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