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  • Turk Sucker
    Unsaved Trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 49

    #1

    Hey hey

    Hello,it's really nice to find you all here...I am from Greece and a newcomer to this forum.I do view this website as a refuge from all the god-forsaking and blasphemous sites that one may stumbe upon.

    Thank you very much for giving me a place to express my ideas with religious and dedicated people such as yourselves!!
    I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!
  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #2
    Re: Hey hey

    Welcome, Errtu. May I ask your favorite KJV scripture?
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Hey hey

      Is that a picture of you in your avatar?

      Are you friends with parabola?

      That's not much of an introduction: "Hey hey, here I am." Please tell us more.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Turk Sucker
        Unsaved Trash
        • Sep 2008
        • 49

        #4
        Re: Hey hey

        Well,in respone to Miss Poole's question,my favorite quote is the 2. Corinthians,3-5

        And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.
        And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:
        That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

        Parabola is a friend of mine.We are members of the same church and he actually suggested these forums,as he knew that I might be interested.

        I am currently a student of Παπαρολογίες και Λοιπές Χλεπαρές Επιστήμες(I am deeply sorry for the greek language but I don't know an excact translation in English),it's a sector of Athens University.I also work in the service of our local church,something that I'm very proud of.It's not only the satisfaction of my job,but also the fact that it makes me feel closer to my religion.
        I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #5
          Re: Hey hey

          Originally posted by *Errtu* View Post
          Hello,it's really nice to find you all here...I am from Greece and a newcomer to this forum.I do view this website as a refuge from all the god-forsaking and blasphemous sites that one may stumbe upon.

          Thank you very much for giving me a place to express my ideas with religious and dedicated people such as yourselves!!
          Well if you are here to express your ideas with us, then I might suggest that you are in the wrong place. This is not a forum for debate or exchanging ideas. This is a forum for exchanging Bible verses and for seeking guidance from the Lord in issues in everyday life. If you want a "free exchange of ideas", I suggest you move to San Francisco and join a drum circle
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Hey hey

            Originally posted by *Errtu* View Post
            Hello,it's really nice to find you all here...I am from Greece and a newcomer to this forum.I do view this website as a refuge from all the god-forsaking and blasphemous sites that one may stumbe upon.

            Thank you very much for giving me a place to express my ideas with religious and dedicated people such as yourselves!!
            There are many disgusting websites out there, Errtu. I strongly recommend avoiding www.barackobama.com, for example.

            Welcome! I hope you love Jesus as much as we do!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22887

              #7
              Re: Hey hey

              Originally posted by *Errtu* View Post
              Parabola is a friend of mine.We are members of the same church [...]I also work in the service of our local church,something that I'm very proud of.It's not only the satisfaction of my job,but also the fact that it makes me feel closer to my religion.
              That would be a Greek Orthodox church? Festooned with idols, icons and images?
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Hey hey

                Friend, may I respectfully suggest that you abandon your apostate false church of Satan and put some proper clothes on?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hey hey

                  Originally posted by Errtu View Post
                  Hello,it's really nice to find you all here...I am from Greece and a newcomer to this forum.I do view this website as a refuge from all the god-forsaking and blasphemous sites that one may stumbe upon.

                  Thank you very much for giving me a place to express my ideas with religious and dedicated people such as yourselves!!
                  We don't allow devilish foreign lannguages here on God's favorite forum, miss.

                  What does your name mean in Greecian? In American it means you have phlegm in your throat.

                  How many times a day are you sodomized? I hear that's like a national obsession over there.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Turk Sucker
                    Unsaved Trash
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 49

                    #10
                    Re: Hey hey

                    Well if you need to know,greek(and not greecian) is the most ancient language currently used,it's more than 2000 years old,and it was even around when jesus was! And the other language all you guys use,it's english people,not american.

                    I do like my clothes and men propably love my body,so why not show them?If one doesn't like me,that means he's propably a homo.

                    And sodomizing is not an obsession,it's more like a tradition here.I can't say I like it,but who am I to mess against traditions???The double r ine my name is very common in Greek,and you shouldn't make fun of it,do I laugh at your hair?
                    I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Hey hey

                      Originally posted by Errtu View Post
                      I do like my clothes and men propably love my body,so why not show them?If one doesn't like me,that means he's propably a homo.
                      Women are to dress modestly:

                      1 Tim. 2:9-10: In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.

                      I'll bet you even wear gold and pearls. You'll have to ask the True Christian™ Ladies of Landover for Godly fashion tips.
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                      • Turk Sucker
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 49

                        #12
                        Re: Hey hey

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        I'll bet you even wear gold and pearls. You'll have to ask the True Christian™ Ladies of Landover for Godly fashion tips.
                        Please,can I have a Heavopolitan(for Heavenly fashion) delivered at my place??? Cause it's really hard to find these magazines where I live...
                        I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                        • Jean Poole
                          Mother of 20
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 384

                          #13
                          Re: Hey hey

                          Jane, if you shall post elsewhere, such as the Help Forum, I am sure we Ladies shall be delighted to assist you.
                          Last edited by Jean Poole; 09-16-2008, 02:28 PM. Reason: I say "Jane" since your given name sounds a bit demonic.
                          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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