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  • manmonkeykaren
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2020
    • 1

    #1

    HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

    i recently decided to play the title half life 2 and was APPALLED to discover the game is full of devil worshipers. the game has these grotesque devil devices they call "headcrabs" which insert a appendage (most likely a phallic one) into the back of a normal christian's head. when the devil takes over he commands them to do his bidding, seemingly the only solution to be slaying these ungodly beasts. God uses the force of the "combine" (an army like unit) to slay the devil in his path. i am disgusted by the game that gabe newell has decided to put on the market for anyone to play, save for the church of satan gabe. i hope he burns in hell with the rest of his company.
  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8418

    #2
    Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

    That's as maybe, but the Introduction Forum is for introductions.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

      I'm of the mind that all video games were created by Satan to appeal to sinners in order to strengthen their fingers and wrists by way of joy sticks and rapid button pushing. The phallic nature of the joy stick and the facsimile of the man's prostrate in the form of a button (promoting one to push faster and faster) is a clear sign from Satan that anyone who plays video games has lined up for a coal chute ride straight to Hell.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4374

        #4
        Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

        Dear Miss Karen: In case you have not noticed, you are posting in the Introduction Forum of and this is where we like our newcomers to tell us about themselves. To you, I extend a warm , and I will ask you to kindly refer to the request at the top of the page, but I shall include it here, as well:

        The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        We are pleased that you have found your way to , and we are very interested in reading your testimonial.
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12992

          #5
          Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

          Isn't half life something that applies to radioactive materials? Who in their right mind would want to play with radioactive stuff??
          God created fossils to test our faith.

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          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

            Hello, Karen. Tell us all about yourself, your relationship with Jesus and how you found Him. You are welcome here and we'd like to get to know you. We need to know a little about you because Satan sends his agents here regularly and we must beware his wiles.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14498

              #7
              Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Isn't half life something that applies to radioactive materials? Who in their right mind would want to play with radioactive stuff??
              There's always the Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab. I Believe they come up occasionally but bidding is lively so don't expect a bargain.

              The set came with four types of uranium ore, a beta-alpha source (Pb-210), a pure beta source (Ru-106?), a gamma source (Zn-65), a spinthariscope, a cloud chamber with its own short-lived alpha source (Po-210), an electroscope, a Geiger counter, a manual, a comic book (Dagwood Splits the Atom) and a government manual "Prospecting for Uranium."

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              • DUMBfan
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2020
                • 2

                #8
                Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

                What about DUMB. A extremely violent game about killing demons i don't see people bring it up much and its an interesting case as throughout the entire game there are no real swears sure they mention hell as the place but no S or F word. So heres one more interesting thing the DUMBSLAYER (the player character from DUMB Is immortal and if you connect the dots i think you'd know why. If you cant however then well let me explain itSatan: lets invade earth and kill people.
                DUMBSLAYERloads shotgun)
                Satan:Nevermind.
                God: May all the evil be consumed in your righteous anger.
                DUMBSLAYER:

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14498

                  #9
                  Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

                  Originally posted by DUMBfan View Post
                  [this thread is about something else]
                  This thread is about something else.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14498

                    #10
                    Re: HALF LIFE IS FOR SINNERS

                    Although it is true that food is important…………

                    Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.


                    …………we also have instruction from Jesus concerning nourishment. He told Paul to inform us as follows:

                    I Corinthians 3:2 I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.


                    God is always consistent and it's important to take His words in context.

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