i recently decided to play the title half life 2 and was APPALLED to discover the game is full of devil worshipers. the game has these grotesque devil devices they call "headcrabs" which insert a appendage (most likely a phallic one) into the back of a normal christian's head. when the devil takes over he commands them to do his bidding, seemingly the only solution to be slaying these ungodly beasts. God uses the force of the "combine" (an army like unit) to slay the devil in his path. i am disgusted by the game that gabe newell has decided to put on the market for anyone to play, save for the church of satan gabe. i hope he burns in hell with the rest of his company.
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