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  • Jay Ritter
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2020
    • 1
    #1

    Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

    Hello everyone one and let my introduce myself. My name is Dr. John Lockman. I graduated from divinity in United western university in Sol. Louis


    I hope we can make constructive discussion about the faith in this forum


    Once again I extend gratitude to everyone in this forum
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    • Phil Ander
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2016
      • 626
      #2
      Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

      Hello Jay/John. You seem to have a split personality. What the hell is "United western university in Sol. Louis". Is that some kind of diploma mill? How much was the doctrate? $99.99 or something like that.

      You seem to have missed all three of the essential requirements for newcoming unsaved thrash. 1. How you found Jesus 2. Which Church you go to 3.What is your favorite Bible verse.


      Phil
      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457
          #3
          Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

          I used to know a John Ritter, you his kin?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22915
              #4
              Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

              Originally posted by Jay Ritter View Post
              My name is Dr. John Lockman. I graduated from divinity
              The preposition "from" usually means "away from." Why did you leave Divinity?" Divinity is the highest state mankind can reach.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4379
                  #5
                  Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

                  Dear Mr. Jay Ritter/Dr. John Lockman: To you on your first visit to , I extend a warm We are pleased that you have found us on this interwebs thingy, and we look forward to learning more about you. However, one thing that puzzles me is how this can be possible when it is impossible to know who you are. Jay Ritter? Dr. John Lockman? Phil Upchucker? And, I am afraid that I must ask you to re-read the top portion of this page, where we have placed very simple requests. For added emphasis, I shall include those for you here:

                  The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                  May bless you as you find here, at .
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

                      Welcome then. I see you have more than one name. Does each have it's own personality? That can be a sign of demonic possession. I take the liberty of directing your attention to the Book of Mark, with special attention to Mark 5:6-13. The root of my concern is inflamed by Mark 5:9, where the afflicted says, "My name is Legion: for we are many.".


                      Are any of your names the name your parents gave you at birth?


                      I realize that my concerns may be misplaced. You could be a doctor using the computer of one of your patients who has died of the plague or possibly you have borrowed a computer from some friend and it doesn't know that it is you using it. Clarification is called for here. Satan works against us daily and we need to know that there is no danger of a satanic computer virus attached to your posts.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14629
                          #7
                          Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

                          Hello .. Hoping to send a friend request but there are faiths akimbo in these last days, just not sure which one you're referring to; also "Divines" so called adsorb themselves onto whatever surface is least resisting. Hardly a Christlike predisposition


                          but constructive discussion has delivered before and we're here to affirm the faith described in The Bible – unless you have an alternative or some evidence that God sent down lies. And bat virus. How not to become infected and what to do if you were.

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                            • Social Construct
                              Unsaved trash
                              Social Justice (false) Christian
                              So much snowflakeyness he needs an avalanche warning.
                              • Jan 2019
                              • 122
                              #8
                              Re: Hello My name is Dr. John Lockman

                              Originally posted by Jay Ritter View Post
                              I graduated from divinity in United western university in Sol. Louis

                              I hope we can make constructive discussion about the faith in this forum

                              Once again I extend gratitude to everyone in this forum
                              Are you making fun of women who are male-bodied?

                              WHY NO PERIODS?
                              Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

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