[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Email 339,998

***Underage fornication removed by your friendly Pastor, and, frankly, you wouldn't be able to perform anyway... ***Mom

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

WHERE was I?!!! I remember. It wa Email 339,999.

Dear Benghazi,
PLEASE attack us next week.
IT will help my campaign FOR Prz in 3 or 2 years I forgoet

Yours,
*****HILLARY*****!!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

MULLIGAN! 700-second rule.
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I'M wrecking my brain Trying to get more Salt on my fries. It keeps Bouncing off. There's about 2.5 lb of salt on the Floor and not on my fries. REMIND me To fire House-keeping in the Morning -- oh it's 3.30am, don't Worry I'll Stay up and Do it myself.
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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I'M wrecking my brain Trying to get more Salt on my fries. It keeps Bouncing off. There's about 2.5 lb of salt on the Floor and not on my fries. House-keeping needs to smarten up round here.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Slow night! So What's everyone Up to? I'm settling into a couple of re-runs of the 2016 election. MALANIA was so hot. I miss her evil glare.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

YOU KNOW once I had a horrific injury. Bone spurs. My Father's doctor explained how the Bone spur... bone is connected to the thigh spur bone is connected to the Funny spur bone. One touch of my funny spur bone and things righted themselves all by themselves. NOW They're cured.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Oh, are you sure that this is in that letter of Paul's, dear Mr. President? Perhaps you're getting confused? Maybe it's in Two Corinthians?

The Bible is REALLY SOmething Special, isn't it?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'M inventing a New brand of Soda called Kool-Covid. It tastes Like Mt Dew but I made Them sweeten it up and Make the Bottle bigger. Unlike my boy parts.


FIRST impressions:


GREATLY Improves Long game. ONLY at Trump Golf courses.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Every person killed by the CHINA Virus means ONE MORE JOB for AMERICAN WORKERS. I created a huge number of JOBS. Huge!!! Unlike my boy parts

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People ask me what was my Biggest Mistake as President? It was not sending Rudy Giuliano to Personally COMMAND the Capital Protest. Not just my Biggest misteak. My ONLY MISTAKE!!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Sometimes you have to FIGHT for Democracy. Remember when we TOOK DOWN Hitler? If his PEOPLE hadn't FOUGHT, the Communists would have STOLEN the Election from Him, too.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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There's ONLY 2 things certain in LIFE: death. Wait. That's Only 1 thing, they GOT it wrong.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Post office is removing blue Mailboxes from DC today. WHY??? No need now, Election is OVER, and I won! Ordering Postmaster General Deejay to PUT THEM BACK. #BlueMailboxesMatter

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Just replaced all pillows in White House with Smart Pillows. Can't tell Yet how SMART they are. I talk to them, but they DON'T TALK BACK. Bad batch, maybe???

[Isabella White]

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The Bible says the President is ALWAYS right. Seriously, it's in there. In Paul's letter to the Phillipinos, maybe. I don't know, but it's IN THERE. BIDEN, maybe, will MAKE MISTAKES. Definitively!!! This is WHY impeaching me was ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIVE.

Oh, are you sure that this is in that letter of Paul's, dear Mr. President? Perhaps you're getting confused? Maybe it's in Two Corinthians?