[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Hey Trump. I have to say I am a bit surprised by these recent posts of yours on this heavenly forum. You have always been known to me as the most calm and collected president in America’s history. Reading through your posts on here, it appears as though you would come across as angry, erratic, and upset.

GREAT Question! I guess you Just don't understand JOKES then, boy. When I get the SS to edit my Emails to refer to MYSELF as a pussy about 10-15 minutes after I POST them -- THAT'S funny, boy. BUT I Promised Zeke only the Serious STUFF from now ON. Sorry to DISAPPOINT the CONA... conner.. connoisseurs of True™ comedy.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Just signed Executive Order transferring all INDIAN RESERVATIONS to Mining companies. Indians should GO BACK to whatever Country they Came From!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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The Bible says the President is ALWAYS right. Seriously, it's in there. In Paul's letter to the Phillipinos, maybe. I don't know, but it's IN THERE. BIDEN, maybe, will MAKE MISTAKES. Definitively!!! This is WHY impeaching me was ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIVE.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Without ME, Twitter isn't a Social Network, it's a Social NOTWORK!!! Will fail faster than an Atlantic City casino!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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3 MILLION cases of China Virus in California. TERRIBLE JOB Governor Newsome!!! Also, San Francisco SMELLS like urine. CLEAN UP your ACT, Dems!!!

[Isabella White]

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The Bible says the President is ALWAYS right. Seriously, it's in there. In Paul's letter to the Phillipinos, maybe. I don't know, but it's IN THERE. BIDEN, maybe, will MAKE MISTAKES. Definitively!!! This is WHY impeaching me was ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIVE.

Oh, are you sure that this is in that letter of Paul's, dear Mr. President? Perhaps you're getting confused? Maybe it's in Two Corinthians?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Just replaced all pillows in White House with Smart Pillows. Can't tell Yet how SMART they are. I talk to them, but they DON'T TALK BACK. Bad batch, maybe???

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Post office is removing blue Mailboxes from DC today. WHY??? No need now, Election is OVER, and I won! Ordering Postmaster General Deejay to PUT THEM BACK. #BlueMailboxesMatter

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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There's ONLY 2 things certain in LIFE: death. Wait. That's Only 1 thing, they GOT it wrong.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Sometimes you have to FIGHT for Democracy. Remember when we TOOK DOWN Hitler? If his PEOPLE hadn't FOUGHT, the Communists would have STOLEN the Election from Him, too.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People ask me what was my Biggest Mistake as President? It was not sending Rudy Giuliano to Personally COMMAND the Capital Protest. Not just my Biggest misteak. My ONLY MISTAKE!!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Every person killed by the CHINA Virus means ONE MORE JOB for AMERICAN WORKERS. I created a huge number of JOBS. Huge!!! Unlike my boy parts

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'M inventing a New brand of Soda called Kool-Covid. It tastes Like Mt Dew but I made Them sweeten it up and Make the Bottle bigger. Unlike my boy parts.


FIRST impressions:


GREATLY Improves Long game. ONLY at Trump Golf courses.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Oh, are you sure that this is in that letter of Paul's, dear Mr. President? Perhaps you're getting confused? Maybe it's in Two Corinthians?

The Bible is REALLY SOmething Special, isn't it?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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YOU KNOW once I had a horrific injury. Bone spurs. My Father's doctor explained how the Bone spur... bone is connected to the thigh spur bone is connected to the Funny spur bone. One touch of my funny spur bone and things righted themselves all by themselves. NOW They're cured.