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  • FU24evar
    Retard
    • Apr 2021
    • 19

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4374

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Tf24evar View Post
    Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
    Well, to you, dear Miss Evar, and I do thank you for your introductory message -- although I see that you have overlooked our requests, which are posted, very clearly, at the top of this page, and also written, so nicely, in my earlier message to you. I shall post those requests, once again, for your benefit:

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    We so look forward to having fellowship with you, and we are happy that you have found us, from all of the way in your Brazilian location, to our location in the vast interwebs galaxy. May bless you, as you seek , here, at .
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11509

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Tf24evar View Post
      Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
      You are a True Christian™ when you give yourself fully to Jesus "4evar". At that point video games will no longer interest you because the Holy Spirit will fill you with the need to proclaim the Word of God with every breath.

      And you won't ever have to resort to silly threats to ensure people aren't "mean to you".

      2Corinthians 6:14-17

      14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
      15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
      16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
      17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4374

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        You are a True Christian™ when you give yourself fully to Jesus "4evar". At that point video games will no longer interest you because the Holy Spirit will fill you with the need to proclaim the Word of God with every breath.

        And you won't ever have to resort to silly threats to ensure people aren't "mean to you".

        2Corinthians 6:14-17

        14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
        15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
        16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
        17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
        Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden -- amen! Oh, how I do hope that Miss Evar will give herself over to the , at her earliest convenience. Nothing would make happier than to see another lost lamb, making her way home to , to be washed in glorious .

        And, when that blessed day happens, then Miss Evar will be able to join the great throngs of people, as we give our wondrous testimony, singing praise to the King of Kings, to let all in this world know that there is -- indeed -- "Power in the "!

        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10274

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Tf24evar View Post
          Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
          Wonderful!

          Now, please provide us eith some evidence for your claims. We want to be sure that you have a good justification to make such bold assertions. What makes you a Christian? Why would harsh words put us onto the path to Hell when we have been Saved™ in Christ's blood? Is there a good reason for us to trust you?

          Matthew 7:21
          Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.


          How do you do the will of the Father?


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • vdXRsb29
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2021
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Life is a journey, you don’t care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs. Jesus and Buddha taught us to be tolerant but you are just spreading hate. We should love everyone. You are just going to hell where you belong.

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11509

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by vdXRsb29 View Post
              Life is a journey, you don’t care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs. Jesus and Buddha taught us to be tolerant but you are just spreading hate. We should love everyone. You are just going to hell where you belong.
              No True Christian(tm) here at is headed to Hell. And it's hardly a loving act for you to barge into our happy church forum to tell us that.


              Furthermore, please leave Buddha out of this. He's not real, and do I bring Jesus along to Buddhist forums? No, because my parents taught me manners.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4374

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                No True Christian™ here at is headed to Hell. And it's hardly a loving act for you to barge into our happy church forum to tell us that.

                Furthermore, please leave Buddha out of this. He's not real, and do I bring Jesus along to Buddhist forums? No, because my parents taught me manners.
                Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden! I shouldn't worry about that blasphemous intruder. It appears that he has been banned from . I note that his avatar photo shows him being tossed onto the fires of eternal -- precisely where he belongs, for mocking the fine servants -- such as yourself -- who do the work of the so faithfully -- here, at .
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by vdXRsb29 View Post
                  Life is a journey, [...] On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs.
                  No we are not. Ever heard of "Thou shalt not worship false gods"?
                  Jesus and Buddha taught ...
                  Hold it right there! What planet are you living on? Jesus explained God's word. Buddha was a rich kid with weight issues who garbled on about things he really didn't grasp, or that he made up. I suspect drugs - what do you think?

                  We should love everyone.
                  Hold that thought for a moment...
                  You are just going to hell where you belong.
                  Is that the "love" you speak of? Is that very "Christian" of you?
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