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    Praise Jesus I'm saved

    All my life I've been a follower of the religion of evolutionism. I was in the M.D./Ph.D program at Yale studying the most effective ways crush the Gospel of Christ.

    Then one day back in 2020 I had to stay in a Motel 6 because the campus was locked down because of Covid.


    I picked up a Gideon Bible and started reading. I accepted Jesus and I am now praising his name.
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    Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

    Hello and a cautious to our friendly forum!


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      Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

      Originally posted by Toidel Mahoney View Post
      All my life I've been a follower of the religion of evolutionism. I was in the M.D./Ph.D program at Yale studying the most effective ways crush the Gospel of Christ.

      Then one day back in 2020 I had to stay in a Motel 6 because the campus was locked down because of Covid.

      I picked up a Gideon Bible and started reading. I accepted Jesus and I am now praising his name.
      Welcome, Mr. Mahoney. A word of caution, if you may: While the Gideon Bible does contain the KJV New Testament, the motel version is deficient of the Old Testament. You really really need to read it, too, as it contains about 4/5 of God's Glorious word, including the most important paradoxes that you'll understand if and only if you become a True Christian™ one day, as follows:

      Exodus 20:13
      Thou shalt not kill.

      Numbers 31:17
      Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

      Wonderful stuff, ain't it? But enough of that (of course, you can never get enough of the Good Book). What about you? Share with us your intimate testimony. How do you spread the Word of God in malls and on the street? How do you fight the sodomite swarm that lurks behind every corner? What is your favorite verse?


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

        Originally posted by Toidel Mahoney View Post
        All my life I've been a follower of the religion of evolutionism. I was in the M.D./Ph.D program at Yale studying the most effective ways crush the Gospel of Christ.

        Then one day back in 2020 I had to stay in a Motel 6 because the campus was locked down because of Covid.

        I picked up a Gideon Bible and started reading. I accepted Jesus and I am now praising his name.
        Well, hello to you, dear Miss Mahoney, and Thank you, very kindly, for your fascinating introductory message. We are so pleased that you have found us, and that you have found in the first place. I'm sure you are overwhelmed at being in the midst of people, which is why you've overlooked our simple requests at the top of this page. I am more than pleased to provide them for you, though; so, please, at your earliest convenience, we would love to have this information, as requested:

        The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        We look forward to having fellowship with you, Dear — here, at .
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          Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

          Originally posted by Toidel Mahoney View Post
          Then one day back in 2020 I had to stay in a Motel 6 because the campus was locked down because of Covid.


          I picked up a Gideon Bible and started reading. I accepted Jesus and I am now praising his name.
          Glory! Shout amen! Many people are damned in motels (not mine though), so it's nice to hear about someone being Saved in one. The Blood of Christ Motel is a far better establishment than the Motel 6 chain. Motel 6 allows guests to bring pets; you'll run no* risk of being savaged by a dog or large cat at the B of C. They also offer military discounts, thus spitting in the face of our soldiers by assuming they're poor and can't afford to pay; at my motel, veterans are charged full price. Being cheap, Motel 6s are swarming with indigent Negroes; good luck finding one at the B of C, (besides our shoeshine boy Reggie). So come on down and support a man-owned, white-owned Christian business.

          *Probably not, but just leaving this here on the advice of legal counsel.


          Oh, and welcome to the forum.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

            Originally posted by Toidel Mahoney View Post
            All my life I've been a follower of the religion of evolutionism. I was in the M.D./Ph.D program at Yale studying the most effective ways crush the Gospel of Christ.

            Then one day back in 2020 I had to stay in a Motel 6 because the campus was locked down because of Covid.

            I picked up a Gideon Bible and started reading. I accepted Jesus and I am now praising his name.
            It's great to know a Gideon's Bible opened one soul's eyes to the need for Salvation.
            II Peter 2:4-9 (excerpt - the hoverlink provides context) If God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell and … spared not the old world, but saved Noah … and turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes … and delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked … The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished

            The carryings-on associated with Gomorrha have reemerged in these Last Days with greater urgency, their author knowing his time is nearly up. Motels, techno-raves, electric carts, they think they're having "fun" (before, during & after) (especially after) but there's no "after" in the lake of fire. Round and round they go but it's not "fun" really. God sees and soon God will act.

            Hell. When the strobe light stops acid pours down. The fumes are immense. “How long can this agony go on?” Satan already knows the answer. It never stops. It only gets worse. And that's why he's so enthusiastic to get as many in there with him as possible. The Bible explains this in Revelation 14:11; 19:20; 20:10 where the lake is described. Perhaps you could suggest which acid must be there in abundance?

            Without reading all of The Bible, the need for Jesus to die cannot be evaluated just as it's necessary to know about Noah, Lot and the wicked cities to understand what God did to the sneering angels. Satan has always been busy but is particularly rapacious right now. Thank you for an introduction.
            I Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour

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              Re: Praise Jesus I'm saved

              Hello, and welcome to the Landover Baptist Church! We're pleased as punch to hear that you have turned away from the Devil's playground, Yale University, and now walk the path of righteousness. Praise Jesus, indeed!

              Brother Lukes speaks the truth. No motel is complete without a genuine bootblack.
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