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    Reporting in

    Hey, how are yall doing?

    My name is Dennis, 17, I live in the Netherlands (unfortunatly) and moved away from atheïsm when I was 13 and discovered the Truth. I still have alot to learn, so that's why I joined this forums, eventhough it seems like theres alot of sarcasm right here...
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    Re: Reporting in

    Originally posted by zwynenburg View Post
    Hey, how are yall doing?

    My name is Dennis, 17, I live in the Netherlands (unfortunatly) and moved away from atheïsm when I was 13 and discovered the Truth. I still have alot to learn, so that's why I joined this forums, eventhough it seems like theres alot of sarcasm right here...
    A fine True Christian welcome to you Dennis, we put up with the sarcasm from the Unsaved Trash as Jesus instructed.

    Tell us about yourself, where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible verse? How heavily have you been involved in the pornography, drugs and prostitution of The Netherlands?
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      Re: Reporting in

      Hey Dennis,

      I hope to see you again if Jesus lets you live long enough to see the age of 18. Until then, read your King James Bible and pray every day.



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