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I bring you good news my fellow friends
Hello to all at my friendly Landover Baptist Church.
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There doesn't seem to be much news.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Not much news?! but it's all in front of you! The fame! The glory!Sure you would desire to see all your dreams come true!
I can make that a reality.
Just tell me what you desire and I will invoke my grant powers of satanic might to make them a reality!EAT MY SHORTS!!Comment
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Bart Simpson is voiced by Nancy Cartwright, one of the top brass Scientologists.
If want to mock religion, start at home.READ THE BIBLE
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Okay, I'm bored. Goodbye
Suckers
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FTFY. Smell you later.Originally posted by Bart Simpson View PostIf I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Why did this pretender even come here? As committed as we are all to the study of God's Holy Word, we are aware of pop culture to the point of knowing about the TV show, The Simpsons. (It is on the Fox network, after all.)
He/she/it was obviously trolling and did a weak tea job of it. There was nothing in his/her/its content to work with, then he/she/it declared "victory" somehow and left.
That's even less than of an accomplishment than pushing the chess pieces off of the table during someone else's match in the park and declaring "checkmate" before gleefully running away. A cat could do that. (Maybe not the declaring checkmate part.)
What our little would be troller did was more the equivalent of bending over the chessboard while two people were having a quiet game and making a face (a la Bart Simpson) thus breaking their concentration for a total of two seconds. As the self-important super villain runs away, he/she/it thinks to him/her/itself, "Boy! I really owned them!"
The saddest part of all this is that Bart Simpson would have come up with something far more inventive. If the person co-opting his name wants to worship a false god that is his/her/its right. But in doing so, he/she/it should have made a more credible effort. If I were a false god, I would SO embarrassed that my adherents failed so miserably in following my example.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Wonderfully put, Sister Handy. I'm reminded of that jerk Dawkins or Hawkings, who refuses to debate creationists all the while patting himself on the back for being too superior to them. This is their nature, as the Lord tells us it must be.Originally posted by handmaiden View PostIf I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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