Brothers and Sisters the Time is now

[Br Sonny Dewey]

Thank the good lord Jesus that I've finally found you. The day of judgment is at hand. I look forward to fellowship and growth of this wonderful church community. God is smiling on me today and has led me to be with you. I feel his peace all around me now that I've found a home.

[SUV]

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Welcome, Brother! By any chance, are you with the Law Firm of Dewey, Scruem & Howe?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Thank the good lord Jesus that I've finally found you. The day of judgment is at hand. I look forward to fellowship and growth of this wonderful church community. God is smiling on me today and has led me to be with you. I feel his peace all around me now that I've found a home.

The time is always now and Our Lord will come as a thief in the night, have you witnessed signs and wonders? Tell us about them Oh Sonny Boy.

[Br Sonny Dewey]

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Oh no ma'am. I've strayed from the path many times. The temptations of the evil doers have led me to meeting some of those lawyer types, but no family relations.

[SUV]

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Oh no ma'am. I've strayed from the path many times. The temptations of the evil doers have led me to meeting some of those lawyer types, but no family relations.

I'm Joyous to learn of this, Brother.

I'm also oh-be-Joyous because the Christmas Eggnog-making Season has begun

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh no ma'am. I've strayed from the path many times. The temptations of the evil doers have led me to meeting some of those lawyer types, but no family relations.

Tell us of your transgressions Brother, it is better to get them off your chest. Start with the most sordid, vile transgressions, those feel the best to get out in the open.

Also, what church do you attend? Hopefully it's not a False Christian church, we get a lot of folks in here who claim to be Saved and they turn out to be vile sinners under the thumb of Satan!

You're not under Satan's thumb, are you Sonny?

[Br Sonny Dewey]

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Well sir I've strayed many times. The good lord has always had me under his guidance and thankfully I've learned from the times I've strayed. Saul was a horrible sinner in his day and God led him to his saving graces.

As far as my sins, I think I've violated every commandment except taking the thing about murder. I've lusted, fornicated, lied and deceived many people during my time. I'm ashamed of my behavior and how I've treated others. I pray daily that the good lord will keep me in his graces.

I've attended many churches over the years, but never really found a home. Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, and all the others. Most just teach more lies and have more political motives than anything else.

I see truth at Landover. I see hope in a true belief in our good book. It is the unapologetic word of our lord. If you don't like the rules, then just deal with it. A literal interpretation is the only one that I believe in.

Thank our merciful father that I have found you finally. I seek the truth in his word and the ability to live out his ways.

His judgment is at hand due to our failure to follow the guidance of his prophet Mr. Bush. Now we are faced with another depression as a result of the evil doers in Washington. How unfortunate that our leaders can't understand the divine abilities of our leader. We should hand everything over to Mr. Bush so he can guide us as Moses guided his people from the wilderness. Only our new prophet, McCain with the noble Sarah at his side can get us through this horrible dilemma. I pray that the good lord continues to help this nation. Even in light of our transgressions.

Thank you brother for your welcome to this family. I look forward to continued guidance from you and the others enlightened by him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So then you've worshiped false idols? You've placed other Gods before God Almighty?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As far as my sins, I think I've violated every commandment except taking the thing about murder. I've lusted, fornicated, lied and deceived many people during my time. I'm ashamed of my behavior and how I've treated others. I pray daily that the good lord will keep me in his graces.

About the fornicating. Was it wanton? Was it sordid? How many women, approximately or exactly if you've kept notes, have you debased? Did you ever debase two at the same time? Or did you possibly, with another vile sinner, maybe a friend, did you ever do a MFM three-way debasement? It's best to tell us, Jesus hates it when you keep secrets like this. Best to "come clean" as they say.

[Juliette]

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Praying is sure a good start to be loved by Jesus. But don't wait to long to hit the Godly paypal-button and make generous donations.

[SUV]

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Sister Juliette, I'm intrigued by your photo.

Apparently you love Knitting so much you Hate to stop at the end of the sleeve?

[Juliette]

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Sister Juliette, I'm intrigued by your photo.

Apparently you love Knitting so much you Hate to stop at the end of the sleeve?

Sister SUV,

off course I like knitting, as cooking. But I just think that, as a woman, it's not decent to show too much of your body.

[SUV]

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Sister SUV,

off course I like knitting, as cooking. But I just think that, as a woman, it's not decent to show too much of your body.

Bless You for your Modesty!!!

It's Sure going to make your CHRISTMAS SHOPPING difficult, though

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. What are some of your favorite verses from the KJV?

[Bob4God]

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I certainly hope you've never accidently thought anything bad about the Holy Spirit, or else you are beyond help. But if you're a TRUE Christian, you know this already.

Did you ever fornicate with a member of the same sex? Please confess all to us that we may help you become spiritually stronger.