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  • Lithium
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 137

    #1

    Curious human being

    I did not join this forum because i believe in the same things as you do, i joined because i'm curious about all this
    since i visited the first time i have read a lot of stuff.
    Because of all the reading i've done i decided to register myself so if i feel the need i can reply too
    as i did already in a topic that really bothered me

    like i said over there i didn't come here to make a fool of anyone, or insult anyone who truly believes in this religion

    so why this introduction ? because i felt that it was the right thing to do, now at least i canf ind out if anyone has problems about me being around

    well the a little bit about me :
    female, born 1 november 1987,living in belgium together with boyfriend and daughter, working at a supermarket (fruit and vegetables department)
    and the things i like ? well i don't think a lot of you will like those things so if anyone really wants to know i'll tell but i keep a bit quiet for now
    Revelation 20:14-15
    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
  • Osambo 08
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 671

    #2
    Re: Curious human being

    Originally posted by Libra' View Post
    I did not join this forum because i believe in the same things as you do, i joined because i'm curious about all this
    since i visited the first time i have read a lot of stuff.
    Because of all the reading i've done i decided to register myself so if i feel the need i can reply too
    as i did already in a topic that really bothered me

    like i said over there i didn't come here to make a fool of anyone, or insult anyone who truly believes in this religion

    so why this introduction ? because i felt that it was the right thing to do, now at least i canf ind out if anyone has problems about me being around

    well the a little bit about me :
    female, born 1 november 1987,living in belgium together with boyfriend and daughter, working at a supermarket (fruit and vegetables department)
    and the things i like ? well i don't think a lot of you will like those things so if anyone really wants to know i'll tell but i keep a bit quiet for now
    They think Belgium is a land of queers so don't expect them to greet you amiably.

    Nevertheless,I hope you have a great time here and stay unbanned for at least 2 weeks.

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    • Lithium
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 137

      #3
      Re: Curious human being

      sorry what are queers ?

      and i am not planning on getting banned, i'm here as a friendly person not a foe or anyone who has fun in making a fool out of you
      so i don't see why that would be a problem for anyone

      maybe my bad english-skills can be a reason for banning me because at the moment i truly have problems to express myself clearly
      Revelation 20:14-15
      And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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      • Osambo 08
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 671

        #4
        Re: Curious human being

        Originally posted by Libra' View Post
        sorry what are queers ?

        and i am not planning on getting banned, i'm here as a friendly person not a foe or anyone who has fun in making a fool out of you
        so i don't see why that would be a problem for anyone

        maybe my bad english-skills can be a reason for banning me because at the moment i truly have problems to express myself clearly
        Queers = Homosexuals = Gays

        Il vont te bannir,si tu es en desaccord avec leur ideologie,religion et leurs idees farfelues remplit de heine.Sorry for my poor French ,lol. .Take care!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Curious human being

          Welcome to our Godly Boards Libra.
          That's not a shortened version of Liberal is it?

          This may be your lucky day.
          We have a Pastor Serving in your very own country and I'm sure he would be able to Minister you personally, and I'm sure your Boyfriend and Daughter (WHY ARE YOU NOT MARRIED?????) can be present.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Lithium
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 137

            #6
            Re: Curious human being

            Osambo we speak 3 different languages here in belgium, i'm not a french speaking one
            in fact i speak dutch (my french is not that good either )


            and i know we have a pastor here in belgium , it's because he posted on a dutch forum i came here
            wide-open is the one right ?

            No Talitha Libra is just my middle name, my parents wanted to give me as second name the latin word of freedom but made a little mistake and choosed the wrong word so no i'm stucked with a middle name that is an astrology sign that i am not ^^

            And maybe i'm not realy married but yet kind of married, we have some "contract" here in belgium that gives you the same status as a married couple
            we are planning on getting married someday
            Revelation 20:14-15
            And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: Curious human being

              Hi,

              I just want to know whether you shave under your arms and between your legs. I heard Euro girls were natural.

              Robbie
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Curious human being

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                They think Belgium is a land of queers so don't expect them to greet you amiably.


                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                Il vont te bannir,si tu es en desaccord avec leur ideologie,religion et leurs idees farfelues remplit de heine.Sorry for my poor French ,lol. .Take care!
                Where on earth did you get the idea we are full of hate, nigra boy! We are filled to the brim with love, just like Jesus. But just like Him, we sometimes have to show tough love.

                Originally posted by Libra' View Post
                and i know we have a pastor here in belgium , it's because he posted on a dutch forum i came here
                wide-open is the one right ?
                That is correct. Is that the forum where I got 3 infractions for speaking Godly American?

                Welcome to our forum friend. Even if you are unsaved trash, if you are truly seeking the Light, you have come to the right place.

                However.

                Fruit & vegetables. Hmmm. That sounds pretty sinful. Especially if you work at the Lidl.

                we are planning on getting married someday
                Well, as an ordained Pastor, I could marry you tomorrow. Don't wait, Jesus doesn't want you to wait and live in sin. And he can come back to kill us all any minute now. Glory!
                Anyway, I suggest you learn more about our Saviour® in Brother V's excellent "Bible In a Year" section. Go to the last page, last post, and start from there. Learn how God made man, and made man again! Yes! He made us twice! In only 6 days. And he made a lot of other stuff too!

                Anyway: would it be okay if I come to your supermarket with my bullhorn to preach to the sinners who buy there? Can we arrange that?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #9
                  Re: Curious human being

                  Welcome Libra,

                  I'm sure Satan is licking his lips in anticipation of getting his grubby hands on the bastard child you've created in SIN!

                  WARNING!!!!! Exposure to the SON can SAVE you from BURNING!!!!

                  JESUS has brought you here for a reason.

                  GLORY!
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Curious human being

                    How many porno films have you made young lady? I've heard that the dutch girls don't wear any undergarments and will pull up their skirts for anyone with a video camera.

                    I'm going to have to insist that you use proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation when posting on God's favorite forum by the way. Since you punished Pastor Wide on your forum, the least we can do is reciprocate.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Lithium
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 137

                      #11
                      Re: Curious human being

                      okay a lot of stuff to give answers to.

                      Yes that is the forum i meant Wide-open, and it's not my fault you got those infractions there so i don't see why i should be attacked about that by pastor ezekiel.

                      And what is wrong about a supermarket ? people have to eat and i have to work, these days it's not managable with only 1 income
                      No i do not work in the Lidl, it's a larger one.

                      I might read the "bible in a year" section, just because i want to understand more of your way of thinking, like i said before i'm realy curious.

                      And last but not least pastor Ezekiel, i'm afraid that a total correct use of the english language will not happen because it is not my first language, but i try my best.
                      I never made a porn movie, nor pull up my skirts for anyone, and i DO wear undergarments
                      you are confusing the holland dutch with the belgian dutch, and as far as i know those girls are everywhere not only in dutch regions

                      oh before i forget, i always asumed there was only one bible, only one word of God and now i find out you read another one ?
                      Revelation 20:14-15
                      And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Curious human being

                        Lady, you may be an unsaved wad of eurotrash, and a fornicator to boot, but I am certain that you are capable of simultaneously pressing down the "Shift" key while pressing the letter "I".

                        CAPITALIZE letters when starting a new sentence. Always capitalize the letter "I" when using it alone. Can you manage that?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Lithium
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 137

                          #13
                          Re: Curious human being

                          I will give it a try since you asked me so politely
                          That is just because i want to write too fast, never had any problems with it on any other forum.
                          Revelation 20:14-15
                          And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Curious human being

                            Originally posted by Libra' View Post
                            I will give it a try since you asked me so politely.
                            That is just because i want to write too fast, never had any problems with it on any other forum.
                            Most likely because the "other forums" you habituate are dens of iniquity and of low eurotrash standards. This is God's favorite forum, and we do not suffer fools gladly.

                            I have highlighted the mistakes in your previous post that have earned you fresh infractions. Fresh infractions will come your way if you fail to learn your lessons.

                            You'll thank me later.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Lithium
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 137

                              #15
                              Re: Curious human being

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Most likely because the "other forums" you habituate are dens of iniquity and of low eurotrash standards. This is God's favorite forum, and we do not suffer fools gladly.

                              I have highlighted the mistakes in your previous post that have earned you fresh infractions. Fresh infractions will come your way if you fail to learn your lessons.

                              You'll thank me later.
                              I could figure that out on my own thank you, maybe I make that mistake because only the English language writes I with a capital letter and thereby it is not my habit to do it automaticaly. Maybe something to think about ?

                              Maybe this is just a way to get me banned as fast as you can because I think differently than you.

                              I try my best to keep polite and understand the way you people think (I actually started reading the Bible !!! My boyfriend declares me insane) this forum is to me a way to learn, I always have been very open-minded.

                              When you always ban people that won't fit into your perfect little way of thinking even though they try their best to be nice it will get hard to recruit new members of your church because perfect humans don't exist.
                              Revelation 20:14-15
                              And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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