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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #16
    Re: Curious human being

    Dutch, hey? Probably smoking a marihuana cigarette even as we speak.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Curious human being

      Originally posted by Libra' View Post

      When you always ban people that won't fit into your perfect little way of thinking even though they try their best to be nice it will get hard to recruit new members of your church because perfect humans don't exist.
      We never ban anyone who is respectful.

      You might want to take a look at THIS thread, designed specifically for nOObs like you. It will help you understand what we're about and what we're not about in more detail.

      And by the way, congratulations on making your first error-free post. Apparently even Dutch harlots can be trained.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #18
        Re: Curious human being

        Originally posted by Libra' View Post
        okay a lot of stuff to give answers to.

        Yes that is the forum i meant Wide-open, and it's not my fault you got those infractions there so i don't see why i should be attacked about that by pastor ezekiel.
        Well, I didn't see why I was attacked either. It's not like you folks weren't trolling us was it? So I just explained politely what we are about, I gave Memorex an infraction because he demanded one, and poof: 4 infractions. But OK, I guess you aren't a moderator there, so it wasn't you.

        And what is wrong about a supermarket ? people have to eat and i have to work, these days it's not managable with only 1 income
        No i do not work in the Lidl, it's a larger one.
        There is nothing wrong with a supermarket per sé. But on Sunday morning, they should be closed! It's the day of the Lord, the day to go to church and listen to the awesome sermons of the Pastors (have you ever heard Pastor Ezekiel preach? Goosebumbs, I tell you, goosebumbs). Good to hear it's not the Lidl; is it the one that needed to earn a million customers a day - before they were taken over by the French and stopped selling my favorite candybars?

        Anyway.

        I might read the "bible in a year" section, just because i want to understand more of your way of thinking, like i said before i'm realy curious.
        Excellent! Even after a few chapters, Brother V will open your eyes and show you what the Bible really tells us.

        And last but not least pastor Ezekiel, i'm afraid that a total correct use of the english language will not happen because it is not my first language, but i try my best.
        Friend, you should have seen my writings when I first stumbled upon this Godly Forum. I'm amazed they could even figure out what I wanted to say, it read like a Tadjikistani on speed.

        But since I was Saved®, I suddenly started writing American! How's them apples eh? I'm sure you can learn the same lessons I have learned.

        oh before i forget, i always asumed there was only one bible, only one word of God and now i find out you read another one ?
        Well, you are right: there is only ONE Bible: The King James Version (1611). All the others are false bibles (notice what I did with capitals there ). I know that in your country people assume that Christian is the same as Catholic, but you could not be more wrong. Cathlycks <spit> aren't Christians. They worship Mary instead of Baby Jesus, call their Pastors Father (against God's will, it's all in the Bible) and bow to the antichrist in Rome <shoo demon! >

        I don't know how many false ones there are (more than 30), but they are wrong and you might as well read the Qu'ran.

        We'll ask you this evening (non-Freehold time) what you have learned.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Lithium
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 137

          #19
          Re: Curious human being

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Well, I didn't see why I was attacked either. It's not like you folks weren't trolling us was it? So I just explained politely what we are about, I gave Memorex an infraction because he demanded one, and poof: 4 infractions. But OK, I guess you aren't a moderator there, so it wasn't you.
          Actually I AM a moderator on that forum but I have no interest in giving stupid infractions.



          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          There is nothing wrong with a supermarket per sé. But on Sunday morning, they should be closed! It's the day of the Lord, the day to go to church and listen to the awesome sermons of the Pastors (have you ever heard Pastor Ezekiel preach? Goosebumbs, I tell you, goosebumbs). Good to hear it's not the Lidl; is it the one that needed to earn a million customers a day - before they were taken over by the French and stopped selling my favorite candybars?
          Carrefour/GB and yes we are also open at sunday


          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Well, you are right: there is only ONE Bible: The King James Version (1611). All the others are false bibles (notice what I did with capitals there ). I know that in your country people assume that Christian is the same as Catholic, but you could not be more wrong. Cathlycks <spit> aren't Christians. They worship Mary instead of Baby Jesus, call their Pastors Father (against God's will, it's all in the Bible) and bow to the antichrist in Rome <shoo demon! >

          I don't know how many false ones there are (more than 30), but they are wrong and you might as well read the Qu'ran.

          We'll ask you this evening (non-Freehold time) what you have learned.
          Ehm I DID asume it was the same, they preach for the same thing don't they ? Then I didn't get a Christian education at home/school but a Catholic because I went to the Catholic school several years and that is also the type of school my daughter will attend.And we never, never worshipped Mary, NEVER, only God and Jesus
          But I do have several books about the matter (I know this will offend you sorry but it IS interesting)
          A book by Margaret Starbird : Maria Magdalena bruid in ballingschap (it is in dutch )
          and then the famous : The Holy blood and the holy grail.
          Never realy read the books anyway

          And again the Holland dutch and de Belgian dutch are confused with eachother, the country where they sell Mariuana so freely is NOT Belgium but Holland and I live in Belgium
          And no I don't smoke mariuana, nor do I do other drugs (besides cigarettes)
          Revelation 20:14-15
          And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Curious human being

            Originally posted by Libra' View Post
            And no I don't smoke mariuana, nor do I do other drugs (besides cigarettes)
            I hope you're buying AMERICAN tobacco, and not supporting those Turks.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Lithium
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 137

              #21
              Re: Curious human being

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I hope you're buying AMERICAN tobacco, and not supporting those Turks.
              Route 66 original American blend
              so I don't think it is Turkisch
              Revelation 20:14-15
              And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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              • Lithium
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 137

                #22
                Re: Curious human being

                ok great, now my avatar has changed too I like it, thank you (who ever did this) because I like the songs of Anouk a lot, and Michel is even my favorite song
                But may I know what was wrong with the one I got for myself
                And isn't there a private message option on this forum, I already searched twice and just can't find it because my last question (that already has been deleted and infracted) wasn't meant to be in this topic but since I couldn't find the private message system .....
                So before infracting me again, I'm just doing this because I can't find that
                Revelation 20:14-15
                And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                • Osambo 08
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 671

                  #23
                  Re: Curious human being

                  Originally posted by Libra View Post
                  ok great, now my avatar has changed too I like it, thank you (who ever did this) because I like the songs of Anouk a lot, and Michel is even my favorite song
                  But may I know what was wrong with the one I got for myself
                  And isn't there a private message option on this forum, I already searched twice and just can't find it because my last question (that already has been deleted and infracted) wasn't meant to be in this topic but since I couldn't find the private message system .....
                  So before infracting me again, I'm just doing this because I can't find that
                  Every time they give you an infraction,it's because they are frustrated by the truth,so YOUR job is to count them as positive reputation points.Try not to accumulate more than 1000,though..

                  Oh yeah,they changed my avatar annd my Obama08 username without my consent,too.

                  And,'unsaved trash' aren't deemed worthy for the private message option.I know I know they are slightly disturbed but in general,they regularly make me laugh.

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                  • Lithium
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 137

                    #24
                    Re: Curious human being

                    Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                    Every time they give you an infraction,it's because they are frustrated by the truth,so YOUR job is to count them as positive reputation points.Try not to accumulate more than 1000,though..

                    Oh yeah,they changed my avatar annd my Obama08 username without my consent,too.

                    And,'unsaved trash' aren't deemed worthy for the private message option.I know I know they are slightly disturbed but in general,they regularly make me laugh.
                    When they don't wan't me to post annoying stuff they should give me acces to the private messaging options because then I wouldn't ask question randomly..
                    Not more than a 1000 points, then how come memorex/frenchie got infractions for 8000 points (or something like that) and still wasn't banned


                    Why does everybody think that belgians are french-speaking ?
                    Revelation 20:14-15
                    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22938

                      #25
                      Re: Curious human being

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      Every time they give you an infraction,it's because they are frustrated by the truth, so YOUR job is to count them as positive reputation points.
                      I admire your stupidity – look on them as sins if it helps.
                      Oh yeah,they changed my avatar annd my Obama08 username without my consent,too.
                      The Unsaved Trash have little idea of what name and avatar is appropriate. As we seek to view your soul, your heart becomes apparent to the Pastors – a skill developed over generations – you get something that best reflects your character. The service is free and you should be grateful.

                      And,'unsaved trash' aren't deemed worthy for the private message option.
                      This dates back to 1783, when Jasper Redweald (Unsaved Trash) sent a nigra boy with a forked stick bearing a message to the then Senior Pastor at Landover. The piccaninny was seized and beaten to death for entering the grounds via the picket fence. The message never got through. There was a lot of unpleasantness over the price of a replacement slave and Jasper Redweald only dropped the case when his lifeless body was found nailed to a cross. After that, the regulation that Unsaved Trash should never ever have private access to Landover was instigated. See – it’s all most reasonable when the facts are before you!
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22938

                        #26
                        Re: Curious human being

                        Originally posted by Libra View Post
                        [...]Why does everybody think that belgians are french-speaking ?
                        You're lucky that they had a fair guess at what you might speak. If you will live in a fictitious country with no government, you have only yourself to blame.
                        sigpic


                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Curious human being

                          Originally posted by Libra View Post
                          When they don't wan't me to post annoying stuff they should give me acces to the private messaging options because then I wouldn't ask question randomly..
                          Not more than a 1000 points, then how come memorex/frenchie got infractions for 8000 points (or something like that) and still wasn't banned
                          I checked into your infractions record, and you have never been issued an infraction for asking a question. Your infractions range from attacking an elderly Christian gentleman (Brother Hatchet) in an unprovoked manner, to making sexually suggestive comments to sister Mary Maria.

                          God hates a liar.

                          As for your pal frenchie, he is free to post from Quarantine at any time. If he apologizes to Jesus with enough sincerity, he may be allowed back into the general population, but frankly I doubt that he has the mental capacity to repent.

                          Don't worry about him. He'll have lots of playmates in Quarantine.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Lithium
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 137

                            #28
                            Re: Curious human being

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I checked into your infractions record, and you have never been issued an infraction for asking a question. Your infractions range from attacking an elderly Christian gentleman (Brother Hatchet) in an unprovoked manner, to making sexually suggestive comments to sister Mary Maria.

                            God hates a liar.
                            I was thinking that I got them because I didn't use capital letters, when did I make sexually suggestive comments anyway?
                            And I got one for a question that has been deleted, so yes I did get one for asking.
                            So I don't think I'm telling lies
                            Revelation 20:14-15
                            And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #29
                              Re: Curious human being

                              Originally posted by Libra View Post
                              ok great, now my avatar has changed too I like it, thank you (who ever did this) because I like the songs of Anouk a lot, and Michel is even my favorite song
                              What a coincidence isn't it? Or perhaps it was Jesus himself who did this.

                              So friend, have you started reading the Bible In a Year section yet - instead of complaining about a little accent here and there.

                              Genesis tells you all you ever need to know about how God managed to create the Heavens and the Earth and a lot more in only 6 days.

                              Can you tell us who was the wife of Cain?
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Lithium
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 137

                                #30
                                Re: Curious human being

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                What a coincidence isn't it? Or perhaps it was Jesus himself who did this.

                                So friend, have you started reading the Bible In a Year section yet - instead of complaining about a little accent here and there.

                                Genesis tells you all you ever need to know about how God managed to create the Heavens and the Earth and a lot more in only 6 days.

                                Can you tell us who was the wife of Cain?
                                Oh was it really a coincidence you chose THAT song of Anouk ? or did you somehow figure out my real name ?

                                Yes is started reading, I managed to get to genesis 7-9 already
                                No I can't tell you the name of his wife, because I don't think it was mentioned, although I think exept for Eve no name of a woman is mentioned yet
                                It's not because I started reading that I can also memorize it at the same time, the writing is more difficult than modern books and not even my first language so it's not realy that simple
                                Revelation 20:14-15
                                And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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