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  • Lithium
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 137
    #76
    Re: Curious human being

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    What do mean "Not true"? Click the links, look at your words. You said my husband! You are not married, therefore you do not have a husband! Therefore you are a lying whore!

    As far a being a druggy is concerned, I'm sure you're lying about that too! How can we believe anything you say when you have lied about being married, one of God's most precious gifts to mankind?
    Look I'm used to it, I call him my husband all the time it's a habit, and i did call him so in those posts but as you saw in this thread I did not hide that I'm not married

    About that "contract" it's not the proper name of it, I just don't know how to call it
    Revelation 20:14-15
    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309
        #77
        Re: Curious human being

        Originally posted by Libra View Post
        About that "contract" it's not the proper name of it, I just don't know how to call it
        Slut, what you don't know could fill a book!

        You are a lying foreigner God-mocker, just admit it! You are here to torment us with your heathen lifestyle and your disregard for all things Holy.

        Why must we be persecuted by vile, lying sinners like you!
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Lithium
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 137
            #78
            Re: Curious human being

            Ugh stop whining, I'm just here because I have great interest in religions I told that before, that's why I always get into discussions because I like to hear other peoples kind of view / belief.
            You can do whatever you want, I'm not going to change my lifestyle but that's none of your busines.

            And for Christ sake stop calling me slut !!!!! sluts/whores and whatever all names are for it have sex with more than just 1 man and often get paid for it
            well since I only do it with 1 I don't think it's right to call me that way.

            And since i don't think you guys will tolerate me much longer on this forum.
            What about this : I just bought bread and cookies and such in a MOSLIM bakery !!!Nah !!! And guess what it tastes delicious.

            Is there anything in your KJV that is forbidding me to do so ?
            Revelation 20:14-15
            And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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              • Lithium
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 137
                #79
                Re: Curious human being

                Found something interesting on google for you guys :

                http://quod.lib.umich.edu/k/kjv/
                Revelation 20:14-15
                And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                  • Lithium
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 137
                    #80
                    Re: Curious human being

                    HEY KJV is translated in dutch once :p Much easier to read for me

                    (since i don't get the privilege to edit my posts I have to doublepost)
                    Revelation 20:14-15
                    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                      • Lithium
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 137
                        #81
                        Re: Curious human being

                        Ok I like to get more information about this :
                        wikipedia
                        Freehold, Iowa, the location of the headquarters of the Landover Baptist Church
                        Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 10-17-2008, 11:10 AM.
                        Revelation 20:14-15
                        And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22922
                            #82
                            Re: Curious human being

                            Originally posted by Libra View Post
                            Ok I like to get more information about this :
                            wikipedia
                            Freehold, Iowa, the location of the headquarters of the Landover Baptist Church
                            Thank you for your enquiry. Landover is God’s Favorite Church in God’s Favorite country. It has its main website here. All information not on that site (other than that securely held by The Department of Faith) is to be deemed unreliable.

                            The spiritual wealth of Landover Baptist Church is incalculable, as is the wealth of its members.

                            Landover Baptist Church is known worldwide as the authority on The Word of The Lord, as inerrantly recorded in KJV1611. God’s Mercy, Compassion, Understanding and Ineffability is without beginning and without end as many thousands of Unsaved Trash will testify.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Lithium
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 137
                                #83
                                Re: Curious human being

                                Hip Hip horaaaaaay it's my birthday !!! now I can legaly have an alcoholic drink in your regions hahaha
                                Revelation 20:14-15
                                And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22922
                                    #84
                                    Re: Curious human being

                                    Originally posted by Lithium View Post
                                    Hip Hip horaaaaaay it's my birthday !!! now I can legaly have an alcoholic drink in your regions hahaha
                                    Harlot! My "regions" are my own affair, I think you mean "country."

                                    For a female to consume alcohol in Landover outside of her own home, she must be in the company of a responsible male. I doubt you know such a person.

                                    A grudging happy birthday - perhaps with age will come wisdom... though I doubt it!
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                        Salvation from Above
                                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 6309
                                        #85
                                        Re: Curious human being

                                        Happy Birthday! Your one year closer to the Lake of Fire mentioned in your signature!
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                                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                          • Lithium
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2008
                                            • 137
                                            #86
                                            Re: Curious human being

                                            I rarely drink outside my home, and when it happens my fiance is always with me
                                            and besides I rarely even drink alcohol, today is a special occasion so I had some wine

                                            And today I don't care what any of you say because it's the greatest birthday I ever had thanks to my devoted and loving fiance !!
                                            Revelation 20:14-15
                                            And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                                              • SayvedByTheLord
                                                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 3151
                                                #87
                                                Re: Curious human being

                                                Happy Birthday.
                                                You still need to stop your sinful ways harlot!


                                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Curious human being

                                                    Originally posted by Lithium View Post
                                                    I rarely drink outside my home, and when it happens my fiance is always with me
                                                    That is a sure sign of alcoholism. If there is anything Jesus hates more than a slutty eurotrash whore who rejects Him, it would be a drunken slutty eurotrash whore who rejects Him.


                                                    Originally posted by Lithium View Post
                                                    And today I don't care what any of you say because it's the greatest birthday I ever had thanks to my devoted and loving fiance !!

                                                    Ah yes, the eternal fiance. Of course he's "devoted." He gets his meals cooked, his dirty underwear scrubbed and his bastard child looked after by his personal whore. Without the benefits of legally binding Holy Matrimony in the eyes of God, you're nothing but a whore.

                                                    Excuse me, drunken whore.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Lithium
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 137
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Curious human being

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        That is a sure sign of alcoholism. If there is anything Jesus hates more than a slutty eurotrash whore who rejects Him, it would be a drunken slutty eurotrash whore who rejects Him.





                                                        Ah yes, the eternal fiance. Of course he's "devoted." He gets his meals cooked, his dirty underwear scrubbed and his bastard child looked after by his personal whore. Without the benefits of legally binding Holy Matrimony in the eyes of God, you're nothing but a whore.

                                                        Excuse me, drunken whore.
                                                        you're a jerk you know that. Try reading what I say correctly.
                                                        No you chose to read just what you like I would write, I said that I rarely drink, sjeeez really what part of that sentence you don't get ? Isn't it written in proper English maybe ?
                                                        Revelation 20:14-15
                                                        And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                                                          • Wide-Open
                                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                            • 18449
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Curious human being

                                                            Originally posted by Lithium View Post
                                                            sjeeez really what part of that sentence you don't get ?
                                                            Did you mean "For the love of Jesus, verily, what part of the sentence didn't you understand?"

                                                            Just be glad you didn't put it that way, or you'd get (yet another) infraction. Being uppity to Pastor Ezekiel is frowned upon over here. Very much so.

                                                            Isn't it written in proper English maybe ?
                                                            It's "perhaps" dear. Anyway, we don't speak English on these boards, we speak American!

                                                            Belated Happy Birthday BTW.
                                                            I hope you didn't need too many Aspro Bruis or Dafalgans this morning.
                                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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