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  • Senior Loopy
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    • Oct 2008
    • 37

    #1

    Intro

    Okay I'm going to introduce myself. I am a 20 year old Christian college student who is also a gay male. I am not evil I do not have AIDS I do not do drugs or try to recruit. Right now I don't even date much because I'm to busy with school work anyway. Why do you hate me for that?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Intro

    Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
    Okay I'm going to introduce myself. I am a 20 year old Christian college student who is also a gay male. I am not evil I do not have AIDS I do not do drugs or try to recruit. Right now I don't even date much because I'm to busy with school work anyway. Why do you hate me for that?
    First of all, God hates you for being a liar.

    Proverbs 6
    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren
    .

    It is simply not possible to be a Christian and a sodomite at the same time. So you reveal yourself as a liar.

    Secondly, God calls you an abomination, and further states that you deserve to die and spend eternity in hell. God hates fags like you, and we are commanded by God to hate those whom He hates.

    If you would like to learn more about the Holy Word of God and what He has in store for filthy perverts like you, please read through the various threads on this Godly forum. If you are here to recruit more queers for your satanic agenda, then please leave at once. You are not welcome on God's favorite forum.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Senior Loopy
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      • Oct 2008
      • 37

      #3
      Re: Intro

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      First of all, God hates you for being a liar.

      It is simply not possible to be a Christian and a sodomite at the same time. So you reveal yourself as a liar.
      Why does God have such a problem with homosexuals? Seems to me that if God didn't want "sodomites" he wouldn't have made me gay. Anyway, you seem to hate more than anyone else out there. If I have to choose between being gay and happy or being like you I would much rather be gay. Don't we all want to be happy?

      Secondly, God calls you an abomination, and further states that you deserve to die and spend eternity in hell. God hates fags like you, and we are commanded by God to hate those whom He hates.
      Which from the looks of things means you are supposed to hate everyone else and everything involved with them right?

      If you would like to learn more about the Holy Word of God and what He has in store for filthy perverts like you, please read through the various threads on this Godly forum. If you are here to recruit more queers for your satanic agenda, then please leave at once. You are not welcome on God's favorite forum.
      I already said I'm not here to recruit. What makes you think I am?

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      • David Arnold
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        • Oct 2008
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Intro

        Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
        Okay I'm going to introduce myself. I am a 20 year old Christian college student who is also a gay male. I am not evil I do not have AIDS I do not do drugs or try to recruit. Right now I don't even date much because I'm to busy with school work anyway. Why do you hate me for that?
        You are gay. A queer.

        Gay-->Hell

        Get it???

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        • David Arnold
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          • Oct 2008
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          #5
          Re: Intro

          Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
          Why does God have such a problem with homosexuals? Seems to me that if God didn't want "sodomites" he wouldn't have made me gay. Anyway, you seem to hate more than anyone else out there. If I have to choose between being gay and happy or being like you I would much rather be gay. Don't we all want to be happy?
          Lev 20:13
          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
          In addition, God didn't make you gay. You choosed to be one. God gave you free will. You didn't listen to the word of the Lord and thus you have sinned.

          You can repent. Find yourself a Bible(it MUST be the KJV edition) and read it from cover to cover. Multiple times! 1 time isn't enough. Then, you will see the true word of the Lord.

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          • Senior Loopy
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            • Oct 2008
            • 37

            #6
            Re: Intro

            Originally posted by David Arnold View Post
            In addition, God didn't make you gay. You choosed to be one. God gave you free will. You didn't listen to the word of the Lord and thus you have sinned.
            Okay that depends on how you define gay. If being gay is based on wether or not you have had gay sex then I'm not gay but I will be some day. And yes you do have free will about wether or not you have gay sex. If being gay is about what gender you are attracted to then yes I am gay. And no I don't have free will about that.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #7
              Re: Intro

              Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
              Why does God have such a problem with homosexuals? Seems to me that if God didn't want "sodomites" he wouldn't have made me gay. Anyway, you seem to hate more than anyone else out there. If I have to choose between being gay and happy or being like you I would much rather be gay. Don't we all want to be happy?
              This is where you are wrong, friend. Can you show me where in the Bible it shows anything about God wanting us to be happy? He wants us to be His servants, fearing Him and trembling at His Voice. I don't recall Him saying: "Go ahead, disobey me, if it makes you happy". When you are raising a child, do you tell your child not to touch the stove, but then equivocate by saying that "but go ahead if it will make you happy"? NO! Neither does our Lord. He knows what is best for us, and even if we are miserable now, we will be happy in Heaven. This misery is passing! That's why so many Christians are so happy to be miserable: they know that their reward is in Heaven. We are just temporarily being miserable on this hell-hole of a planet that God so Lovingly created for us.

              Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
              I already said I'm not here to recruit. What makes you think I am?
              Because we here a million people coming here to our sanctuary claiming to wish to "learn" but really all they want to do is question God's Word. It does a body good to be overly suspicious, what with all the devious people out there. And it's a scientifical fact that Obamabots are out in full force, trying to force people to vote for him.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #8
                Re: Intro

                Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                Okay that depends on how you define gay.
                I'll bite. Being gay doesn't mean "happy" anymore, like it did in the grand old days of yore, in the 50's, when John McCain was a young lad of 65. It now means that you crave the sweaty, hairy musk of a man, and that you yearn for his unmentionable device to enter into your unmentionable crevasse (if you're a man). I'm not entirely sure how it works if you're a woman, but I think it's similar.

                Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                If being gay is based on wether or not you have had gay sex then I'm not gay but I will be some day. And yes you do have free will about wether or not you have gay sex. If being gay is about what gender you are attracted to then yes I am gay. And no I don't have free will about that.
                You claim not to have free will about being gay? Are you saying that God is a liar? EVERYONE has free will--it's one of the fundamental beliefs that sustains us as Christians(tm). The Lord wants us to have the freedom to choose Him! In the same way, it has been proven, time and again, that gayness is NOT a gene, but is rather a choice made by people going through tough times, usually between 11:45pm and 1:15am. I've spent a good amount of time with Pastor Zeke studying the ins-and-outs of gayness and the tendencies of the gay-inclined, and you can trust me that I know what I'm talking about on the subject of gayability.
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Unfalsifiable
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 836

                  #9
                  Re: Intro

                  Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                  Why does God have such a problem with homosexuals? Seems to me that if God didn't want "sodomites" he wouldn't have made me gay.
                  This really annoys me, why do people think that they should already be in heaven? You're not in heaven, sodomite, you are NOT in a paradise, everything WILL NOT be perfect.

                  God is testing you with your disgusting defect, you're letting the condition consume you, you've accepted it, embraced it and you're letting it drag you down to hell. You're a loser, a quitter, hellbound. God is calling you an abomination, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

                  You should be fighting off these malicious conditions in order to be able to praise Him and go to heaven.
                  READ THE BIBLE

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                  • Lithium
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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 137

                    #10
                    Re: Intro

                    You have courage to "out" yourself on this forum, there is no room to discuss here
                    What's written in the KJV bible is literaly the "law" they won't accept anything that isn't in order to the Holy Book
                    Revelation 20:14-15
                    And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                    • Juliette
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                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 705

                      #11
                      Re: Intro

                      Originally posted by Libra View Post
                      What's written in the KJV bible is literaly the "law" they won't accept anything that isn't in order to the Holy Book
                      Exactly!

                      Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.


                      He is off course welcome to accept Jesus and start changing his sinful behaviour.


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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Intro

                        If you're only 20, why is your name senior? Did you mean Señor Loopy?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22929

                          #13
                          Re: Intro

                          Originally posted by Libra View Post
                          You have courage to "out" yourself on this forum, there is no room to discuss here
                          What's written in the KJV bible is literaly the "law" they won't accept anything that isn't in order to the Holy Book
                          You have forgotten to mention that this vile abomination is at "Christian College".

                          Clearly the college is NOT Christian - probably Catlick - and he and all those there have been deceived and will burn in the Eternal Flames and Darkness of Hell.
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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Intro

                            Originally posted by Librarian View Post
                            You have courage to "out" yourself on this forum, there is no room to discuss here
                            How much "courage" does it take to sit in his mother's basement and type words as he hides behind a computer?
                            What's written in the KJV bible is literaly the "law" they won't accept anything that isn't in order to the Holy Book
                            Yes, it's God's Law. And God says that queerness or effeminate behavior is an abomination, worthy of death and eternal punishment in Hell.

                            Yet, we are "intolerant" and "bigoted" for telling this Hellbound Sodomite what God's Law says?

                            That'd be like saying you were an Islamofascist who wanted to kill all Christians for telling us what a verse in the Qur'an said, or a Communist who wanted to kill off all non-reds for quoting something from Karl Marx.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Intro

                              Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                              Why does God have such a problem with homosexuals? Seems to me that if God didn't want "sodomites" he wouldn't have made me gay.
                              Seems to me that if God didn't want you to burn in Hell he wouldn't have made you queer.
                              I already said I'm not here to recruit. What makes you think I am?
                              If they were honest, people wouldn't call them "homosexuals".
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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