Judgemental demon plagues LBC

[satan's leper]

Hi there, I am a Satanist who simply wants to come here and read about christian viewpoints! I am middle aged, and I simply love evil! I will also attempt to respond to a lot of these viewpoints in a rational, sane manner (something I notice this forum lacking).
Anyways, hope that you can all understand some of my Satanic viewpoints, and not throw the usual "You will go to hell" line at me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: hey everyone

You will go to Hell. (There, all your hopes are dashed!)

(Anyway, what are you doing here? You've been pestering the boards with illogical, offensive and un-Christian views for some time now. If I wanted to know more about Satanism, I'd go to the Demoncrat website.)

[satan's leper]

Re: hey everyone

I should have known better then to hope for that XD

[Juliette]

Re: hey everyone

I should have known better then to hope for that XD

What did you expect harlot? Some praises and a Hallelujah for outing yourself as a Satanist on Gods favorite forum?

You're funny in a way kid. When is your 18th birthday?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: hey everyone

Hi there, I am a Satanist who simply wants to come here and read about christian viewpoints!

This is not a debate forum. If you want to learn something, read the threads for noobs. If you want to express yourself, don't. We don't care. We're here to worship Jesus and fellowship with True Christians(tm), not cater to the hell-bound.

[satan's leper]

Re: hey everyone

Middle aged is not 18. But my 18th birthday was on November 9th, 1994

[satan's leper]

Re: hey everyone

By the way, I'm not a harlot by any definitions. I did not expect praises either, but I simply was sick enough of the whole"accept jesus, ya sinner, or you will burn" line that you guys always use to point out that I hated hearing it.
You can stop with the petty insults by the way, and the bible means nothing to me either.
In fact the only reason I posted here was because Capt. A. said i should.

[Nobar King]

Re: hey everyone

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Your influence has certainly been felt, and I hope that you change your ways before satan has his way with you.

Good day.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey everyone

By the way, I'm not a harlot by any definitions. I did not expect praises either, but I simply was sick enough of the whole"accept jesus, ya sinner, or you will burn" line that you guys always use to point out that I hated hearing it.
You can stop with the petty insults by the way, and the bible means nothing to me either.
In fact the only reason I posted here was because Capt. A. said i should.

You did the right thing SH, but don't expect a red carpet, you are a Satanist after all. Do you really consider 32 to be middle aged? Are planning to be dead by 60? Is Satanism that hard on a body?

Also, are you a male or a female by the way? What made you turn away from God and start worshipping the Lord of the Flies? And just how much of a Sodomite are you?

[satan's leper]

Re: hey everyone

I am a male. I consider middle aged to be somewhere between 30 to 50. Thus by my definition I am middle aged.
I am not a sodomite at all, if you can believe that.
What made me turn from god is the realization that the things that the church did reflected on God, and the church did some terrible things. Also because of the book of Job.

And by the way Nobar king, too bad i did not get those adds, I might have bought something

Also, I consider good and evil too broad definitions. I would define evil as harming another human or animal on purpose, for no good reason (such as self defense and hunting for food) as evil. Whereas you would define evil as anything the bible says is evil.

[Nobar King]

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You can refer to me as Mr. King.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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I am not a sodomite at all, if you can believe that.

Fine, I'll give you that.

What made me turn from god is the realization that the things that the church did reflected on God, and the church did some terrible things.

I agree. The same thing happened to me. The church I went to was a nondenominational one. In other words, they were really, really confused. The church seemed more like a social club than a place to connect to God. Since I discovered Landover Baptist Church, all that changed. I'm closer to God than I've ever been. You can be to. Would you like to know how?

Also because of the book of Job.

Why the Book of Job?

And by the way Nobar king, too bad i did not get those adds, I might have bought something

There's no need to be sarcastic. We're just trying to help you.

Also, I consider good and evil too broad definitions. I would define evil as harming another human or animal on purpose, for no good reason (such as self defense and hunting for food) as evil. Whereas you would define evil as anything the bible says is evil.

You follow what is known as situational ethics. That means your ethics are not based on solid, unchangeable law. They are based on how you percieve the world. The Bible never changes. It's laws are absolute. The world would be a better place, more structured, clean, lawful, and holy, if only everyone followed the Bible. Give it a try. What have you got to lose?

[VictoryOS]

Re: hey everyone

Nobody here cares about your definitions. Everything we need has been defined by God in the KJV1611. A satanist who lies about his (?) age is the last place I'd turn for an opinion.

[Juliette]

Re: hey everyone

What made me turn from god is the realization that the things that the church did reflected on God, and the church did some terrible things. Also because of the book of Job.

You're on the wrong website Mister.

For all the faults of THAT ONE and all the answers you are looking for you better hurry to this site.

Over here we love Jesus and accept Him as our Savior.

[Nobar King]

Re: hey everyone

This thread title is not very creative.

How about :"Judgmental demon visits Landover"?