My Formal Introduction

[Earl Harris Maxwell]

I would like to extend a greetings to the faithful congregation of The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

Whether my coming to your humble forum is divine providence or simply pure luck I can't say but I look forward to spending time amongst the flock.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: My Formal Introduction

I would like to extend a greetings to the faithful congregation of The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

Whether my coming to your humble forum is divine providence or simply pure luck I can't say but I look forward to spending time amongst the flock.

There is no such thing as luck friend, God has His hand in everything. Are you a Christian? Do you attend Church? Have you pleasured yourself before in private?

[Nobar King]

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My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

That's quite an introduction. I'll be looking forward to some good posts. Don't let me down.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My Formal Introduction

I would like to extend a greetings to the faithful congregation of The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

Whether my coming to your humble forum is divine providence or simply pure luck I can't say but I look forward to spending time amongst the flock.

We have a poet (and a poetess, albeit a bit weird) and we are all Biblical Scholars, so what's your philosophy?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You look like this old nigra boy who used to work for my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint. I think he cleaned the chicken coops, but now that I think about it, I recall that my Godly father had to fire the boy one day for stealing chickens or miscounting them, one or the other.

That wasn't you was it?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Welcome to our Godly Forum© what is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

YIC,
Sayved

I would like to extend a greetings to the faithful congregation of The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

Whether my coming to your humble forum is divine providence or simply pure luck I can't say but I look forward to spending time amongst the flock.

[Brother Temperance]

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What's your favourite Bible verse? What's the point of philosophy? What's 10% of a poet's income?

[Earl Harris Maxwell]

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There is no such thing as luck friend, God has His hand in everything. Are you a Christian? Do you attend Church? Have you pleasured yourself before in private?

I might ask you the same questions. I see that you are only marked as a member. Is there a reason for this or are you simply not pure of soul enough to be counted as one of the saved?

That's quite an introduction. I'll be looking forward to some good posts. Don't let me down.

I've never worked well with critics leaning over my shoulder but I will try not to disappoint.

We have a poet (and a poetess, albeit a bit weird) and we are all Biblical Scholars, so what's your philosophy?

I do not adhere myself to a single school of thought because my belief is that the practice of philosophy is not designed to find an absolute truth but rather train a person to think. There is more hope of accomplishing this when an individual approaches philosophical problems from multiple perspectives, not when they take only a single viewpoint.

You look like this old nigra boy who used to work for my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint. I think he cleaned the chicken coops, but now that I think about it, I recall that my Godly father had to fire the boy one day for stealing chickens or miscounting them, one or the other.

That wasn't you was it?

Let me assure you that while I have cleaned many a chicken coop in my day I would never steal a chicken (nor, God forbid, miscount them)! Maybe an egg or two but never the who chicken.

Welcome to our Godly Forum© what is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

YIC,
Sayved

Corona. That is the worst kind of swill if you ask me.

[Earl Harris Maxwell]

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What's your favourite Bible verse?

Well, I have always like Matthew 26:52

What's the point of philosophy?

Maybe you would first care to tell me what the point of theology is.

What's 10% of a poet's income?

Well let me do the math real quick....

0*0.1=....

I think that says enough.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Well, I have always like Matthew 26:52

Me too. The Bible is my Sword.

Maybe you would first care to tell me what the point of theology is.

It seems to me that the point of theology is to give liberal Christians who don't like what the Bible says a way to systematically twist scripture to their unsaved likings.

MY theology is "God said it, I believe it, that settles it".

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: My Formal Introduction

I would like to extend a greetings to the faithful congregation of The Landover Baptist Church.

My name is Earl Harris Maxwell; philosopher, poet, and scholar at your service.

Whether my coming to your humble forum is divine providence or simply pure luck I can't say but I look forward to spending time amongst the flock.

I might ask you the same questions. I see that you are only marked as a member. Is there a reason for this or are you simply not pure of soul enough to be counted as one of the saved?



I've never worked well with critics leaning over my shoulder but I will try not to disappoint.



I do not adhere myself to a single school of thought because my belief is that the practice of philosophy is not designed to find an absolute truth but rather train a person to think. There is more hope of accomplishing this when an individual approaches philosophical problems from multiple perspectives, not when they take only a single viewpoint.



Let me assure you that while I have cleaned many a chicken coop in my day I would never steal a chicken (nor, God forbid, miscount them)! Maybe an egg or two but never the who chicken.



Corona. That is the worst kind of swill if you ask me.

Well, I have always like Matthew 26:52



Maybe you would first care to tell me what the point of theology is.



Well let me do the math real quick....

0*0.1=....

I think that says enough.

Well, look at who can use some 50 cent words! You sound like a college boy!

That right, are you a college boy? You think your better than us? You think you're tough, eh college boy!?!

I think you ought to apologize to Brother Ebenezer, pronto! He's does the Lords work on these Godly boards! Who do you think you are!

And as far as I've heard, most poets are a little light in the loafers. Are you a Sodomite sir, come in here to mock us?

[Earl Harris Maxwell]

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Me too. The Bible is my Sword.

And a lethal sword if I ever saw one!

It seems to me that the point of theology is to give liberal Christians who don't like what the Bible says a way to systematically twist scripture to their unsaved likings.

Heh, I see you're not a fan.

Well, look at who can use some 50 cent words! You sound like a college boy!

Well, I try not to brag...

That right, are you a college boy? You think your you're better than us? You think you're tough, eh college boy!?!

I would never think that!

I think you ought to apologize to Brother Ebenezer, pronto! He's does the Lords work on these Godly boards! Who do you think you are!

It seems that I have made a grave mistake then. It does seem funny though; that God would not properly mark His followers.

And as far as I've heard, most poets are a little light in the loafers. Are you a Sodomite sir, come in here to mock us?

I can't say that I can argue against what you may have heard about most poets, but I can assure you that I do not come here to mock anybody (and thankfully not as a Sodomite).

[Ebenezer Wright]

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It seems that I have made a grave mistake then. It does seem funny though; that God would not properly mark His followers.

Darn tooting you made a mistake! I am here dong God's work, but clearly I have not put in as much time as the good brothers here(yet).

I will not stand to be mocked by a half-nigra poet! You ought to be ashamed mocking a True Christian™.

I'll take this as proof that you may in fact be a sodomite in disguise. I will be keeping an eye on you.

[Earl Harris Maxwell]

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but clearly I have not put in as much time as the good brothers here(yet).

Why not? What could be more important than God?

I will not stand to be mocked by a half-nigra poet!

You could always pull up a chair.

I'll take this as proof that you may in fact be a sodomite in disguise. I will be keeping an eye on you.

There's nothing wrong with a little healthy skepticism