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  • Callisto
    WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
    • Oct 2008
    • 174

    #1

    Long time reader, first time poster

    Hello, Landover! Nice to finally meet you!
    I'm a long time reader of your forum and decided today to take the plunge, and I fully expect to be rebuked. I'm an atheisn't feminazi lieberal, and quite proud of that despite my inevitable eternal damnation. I will try to keep my spitting in God's face to a minimum but I can't promise it will never happen.
    No, I don't have any man's permission to be here.
    Yes, I am disappointed by the general quality of non-believer you get here (with some exceptions).
    No, for the most part I'm not interested in debate. I know this isn't a debate forum I don't expect to ever nudge you from your blind acceptance of the Bible.
    Thank you, and Darwin bless you.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Long time reader, first time poster

    Another God Mocker.

    Shall I gve you an Infraction now or shall I let you Post some more?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: Long time reader, first time poster

      Originally posted by Callisto View Post
      Hello, Landover! Nice to finally meet you!
      I'm a long time reader of your forum and decided today to take the plunge, and I fully expect to be rebuked. I'm an atheisn't feminazi lieberal, and quite proud of that despite my inevitable eternal damnation. I will try to keep my spitting in God's face to a minimum but I can't promise it will never happen.
      No, I don't have any man's permission to be here.
      Yes, I am disappointed by the general quality of non-believer you get here (with some exceptions).
      No, for the most part I'm not interested in debate. I know this isn't a debate forum I don't expect to ever nudge you from your blind acceptance of the Bible.
      Thank you, and Darwin bless you.
      Well, I'll give you this much, at least you're honest.
      That's a cut above most scum that visit.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22826

        #4
        Re: Long time reader, first time poster

        Originally posted by Callisto View Post
        Hello, Landover! Nice to finally meet you!
        I'm a long time reader of your forum and decided today to take the plunge, and I fully expect to be rebuked. I'm an atheisn't feminazi lieberal, and quite proud of that despite my inevitable eternal damnation. I will try to keep my spitting in God's face to a minimum but I can't promise it will never happen.
        No, I don't have any man's permission to be here.
        Yes, I am disappointed by the general quality of non-believer you get here (with some exceptions).
        No, for the most part I'm not interested in debate. I know this isn't a debate forum I don't expect to ever nudge you from your blind acceptance of the Bible.
        Thank you, and Darwin bless you.
        I look upon your decision actually to join in the Good Word of God as Jesus's Gentle Finger helping you press the right buttons.

        It is perhaps that you are the thirsty camel led to the oasis of life by a mysterious hand. Drink deeply sister, a little learning is a dangerous thing.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Long time reader, first time poster

          Originally posted by Callisto View Post
          I fully expect to be rebuked
          Rebuke you? I don't even wish to be seen here with you!

          Urinate OFF and take all your rats ("RA8") with you!!!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2025
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Long time reader, first time poster

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            Rebuke you? I don't even wish to be seen here with you!

            Urinate OFF and take all your rats ("RA8") with you!!!
            That's it Sister.

            SHUN!!
            That's what we'll do.
            Shun this Demon

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Long time reader, first time poster

              Why we didn't ban this person, only GOD knows!

              I don't even know where to start. No permission from hubby, atheist... Praise the Lord for this persecution.

              Darwin and Dawkins are or were fundamentalist scumbags. And I'm not even saying this to score points.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                I'm confused. Based on lol123 I didn't know unsaved scum were able to spell correctly.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                • Callisto
                  WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 174

                  #9
                  Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                  Thank you all for the very warm welcome. I'll be sure to use the hospitality to wrap myself in and keep myself warm over the coming long, cold winter.

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                  • Juliette
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 705

                    #10
                    Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                    Thank you all for the very warm welcome. I'll be sure to use the hospitality to wrap myself in and keep myself warm over the coming long, cold winter.
                    The fact we didn't ban you right away musn't make you arrogant Fallisto.
                    Jesus must have called you here for a reason. You realise that?
                    Did you come here to regret your vile sins and be washed in the blood of JESUS?


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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22826

                      #11
                      Re: Long time reader, first time poster

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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Callisto
                        WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 174

                        #12
                        Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                        That appears to be the fine actress, Ashley Judd. I wonder if she knows that her image is being used in sad attempts to outrage.

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                        • Juliette
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 705

                          #13
                          Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                          Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                          That appears to be the fine actress, Ashley Judd. I wonder if she knows that her image is being used in sad attempts to outrage.
                          You obviously failed to pick up Brother Bathfire's point here harlot.

                          Don't be so superficial.


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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22826

                            #14
                            Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                            Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                            That appears to be the fine actress, Ashley Judd. I wonder if she knows that her image is being used in sad attempts to outrage.
                            What is she protesting here? Not enough men interested in her?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Ammiel Habakuk
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 79

                              #15
                              Re: Long time reader, first time poster

                              Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                              That appears to be the fine actress, Ashley Judd. I wonder if she knows that her image is being used in sad attempts to outrage.
                              That's a brave thing to say, coming from a woman who posts here without her husband's permission, and using a known lesbian symbol as her avatar. Shame on you.
                              Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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