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  • Tantheus Robinson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 23
    #1

    Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

    Hello everyone. I'm a good friend of Monty Worthington. I've worked on some of his projects in Asia. Monty has been on my case to join the church forums.

    Well, it turns out there is some crazy punk on this site claiming that he invented my first name. So I finally joined up on the forums, mostly to set the punk straight.

    Some of you know me from church, and some of you know me from Monty's Black Ops Asian projects. Anyway, glad to finally get to chat with fellow church members.
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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716
      #2
      Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

      Heh, heh, heh!!

      Tantheus!! I'm so glad you finally broke down and joined the forums!! I'm sure that you will enjoy the comaraderie here. (And you might just finally meet an eligible lady!!)

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

          Hopefully the DOF can weed out all the Tantheus impostors.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

              Welcome. I've heard so much about you.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708
                  #5
                  Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                  Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum Brother! Any friend of Brother Worthington's is a friend of ours!

                  I think your name is very manly.
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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22889
                      #6
                      Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                      Welcome. I feel that a personal recommendation from Brother Worthington, as a means of introduction, is a most gentlemanly way to arrive at Landover. If there is anything with which I might help you, just say the word.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Buckminster Carlson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 130
                          #7
                          Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                          Hello, Brother. I too just recently joined, but I was not referred by a Godly gentleman like Mr. Worthington. Any friend of a True Christian™ is a friend of mine.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996
                              #8
                              Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum Brother! Any friend of Brother Worthington's is a friend of ours!

                              I think your name is very manly.
                              It certainly is, Sister BTB!

                              In fact, I would say it sounds NOTHING WHATSOEVER like "PansyAss".
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                                  Welcome sir! I don't know if you remember or not, but you and I met at Monty's country club a few months back. As I recall you were the one who started ordering martinis by the pitcher that night. Quite a storyteller you are too.

                                  Welcome to God's favorite forum.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Ahimaaz Smith
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Nov 2007
                                      • 2549
                                      #10
                                      Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                                      Originally posted by Tantheus Robinson View Post
                                      Hello everyone. I'm a good friend of Monty Worthington.
                                      Excellent. You can scour the world, and not find a Truer Christian(TM) than Brother Monty. Welcome to our forums, Brother Tantheus.

                                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                                        • Ebenezer Wright
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2008
                                          • 1021
                                          #11
                                          Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                                          Welcome to God's forum friend!
                                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                                            • SUV
                                              True Christian™ Princess
                                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                                              Have at it, anytime!
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 11027
                                              #12
                                              Re: Longtime Lurker, Just Joined

                                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                                              you might just finally meet an eligible lady!!
                                              Hell-LO, am I being paged?

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