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  • SamDaHeathen
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    • Nov 2008
    • 13

    #1

    Hello from a heathen

    I'm new around here and just wanted to introduce myself.

    I currently live in my van down by the river here in middle Georgia. Its convienient since yu never know when you might have to pick up and move after burnin a nigga.

    I,m a severe backslider as I have recently began regular masturbation since my wife left me for a negro. Never liked that black beetch anyway.

    I,m currently unemployed but as long as I have ammo I can shoot enough food to get by.

    Anyway, I'm happy to be here and look forward to gettin back in the good Lords flock once again.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hello from a heathen

    Friend, I'm not sure this is the place for you.
    Whilst I applaud your Christian values, your filthy habits and penny pinching ways worry me a lot.
    You live in a Van and have no job. Freehold is an exclusive gated community.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • SamDaHeathen
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2008
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Hello from a heathen

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Friend, I'm not sure this is the place for you.
      Whilst I applaud your Christian values, your filthy habits and penny pinching ways worry me a lot.
      You live in a Van and have no job. Freehold is an exclusive gated community.
      I would consider it an honor to just be able to do "odd" jobs in the freehold community.

      I'm fighting to get back to my old Christian self. I've lived under the delusion of "once saved always saved" so after I was washed in the blood of the lamb I lived like there was no tomorrow under this false security blanket.

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      • Killing For Christ
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2008
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hello from a heathen

        Well if you need to recover the Love of Jesus then drop round my Church here in Promise city Iowa! Or if you feel worthy enough then get your heathen ass to freehold!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #5
          Re: Hello from a heathen

          Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
          [...]I've lived under the delusion of "once saved always saved" so after I was washed in the blood of the lamb I lived like there was no tomorrow under this false security blanket.
          ...and what do you believe to be delusional about that?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • SamDaHeathen
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            • Nov 2008
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Hello from a heathen

            Cause the Spirit did not change my life. I just kept on lustin and sinnin'.

            A truly saved person will become like Christ, not like a whore chasin sumbeetch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello from a heathen

              Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
              Cause the Spirit did not change my life. I just kept on lustin and sinnin'.

              A truly saved person will become like Christ, not like a whore chasin sumbeetch.
              You have only yourself to blame for rejecting Jesus.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #8
                Re: Hello from a heathen

                Why do you have TWO Introduction threads?

                Is it some sort of Message? Is it code for something? I'm going to copy down all of your posts and see if you are trying to tell me something. I may need to rearrange the words and letters to get the right message!

                Or are you spying on me!?!

                Oh, sweet Jesus, I hope it's the former! I need more messages from the Lord, I surely do!

                Please God, keep speaking to me! You've been quiet since I found the rock salt. Before I found the rock salt, I could hear You much more easily. Now it's just sounds, not words. Please Lord, was the salt not what you wanted me eat?

                TELL ME LORD!

                Or was it the rats?

                Should I have not eaten the rats?

                SEND ME A SIGN!!!
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from a heathen

                  You had salvation and you threw it away. I think you blew it. You are hell bound. Maybe there is something one of the pastors can do but before that happens you need to get a job and set up a tithing schedule and maybe on of the pastors can do something.

                  "Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God's wrath remains on him." John 3:36

                  Clearly you have rejected Jesus and it looks like you are going to spend eternity in the fires of hell.
                  Last edited by TC Patriot; 11-08-2008, 05:41 AM. Reason: Commanded by Christ

                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from a heathen

                    Who are you talking to TC Patriot? Me?!?

                    I'm washed in the Blood of the Lamb, I'm Saved™ for sure, it's guarunteed!

                    I'm incapable of sin now! Jesus lives INSIDE me! I can FEEL his Love inside me always!

                    It must be that other guy you're talking to!
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                    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                    • Odinvarr
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Re: Hello from a heathen

                      Hello All,

                      I being a Heathen would like to set the record streight this troll who has layed his filth on your board is not acting as a "Heathen" should, though I am sure my input is not as welcomed as I would like, I do not plan to spend any great ammount of time here.


                      While Heathenism stresses personal responsibility, it is a religion free of spiritual guilt. We deal directly with matters of right and wrong in a practical manner. We do not accept such concepts as sin, penance and the need for atonement. These are the self-humiliating trappings of someone else's religion. Likewise, we have no "original sin" or other doctrine stressing an inherent flaw in humankind. The Heathen view sees humanity as good from the start. Wrong behavior brings its own consequences. No deity keeps count of "sins," and no "sin" stains the soul. The soul is not a tally marker subject to blemishes. We leave spiritual guilt to other religions.

                      Heathenism promotes the idea of the person as an individual who has the faculties to think, choose and act for himself. We are not sheep, waiting for a shepherd to show us the next thing we must do. We are men and women who can make our own decisions. Likewise, we do not accept the self-deprecating "humility" that makes people behave like worms. Heathens stand tall before the Gods. We enjoy pride in ourselves, our assets and our accomplishments. We accept that we are worthy of all good. There is nothing in us that makes us anything less than human beings worthy of well-being and dignity.

                      That brings us to another benefit of Heathen belief: a life of dignity. Its is the nature of the Heathen to set a higher standard for himself and live accordingly. Rather than hide behind a set of "thou shalt nots", we aspire to principles which encourage us to act. The way of conventional religion is "No! No! No!" Our way is to accede to better by saying Yes. We say Yes to honesty, justice, generosity and integrity. We say less to living to a higher standard and enjoying dignity, respect and satisfaction. The adherent of conventional religions apologizes for his work and says, AIt is because God wills it. "The Heathen feels satisfaction in his work and says, AIt is because I did it."

                      Of course, such a belief means that we cannot blame the Gods for our shortcomings. We cannot hide behind a doctrine or take refuge in dogma. This is our life and it is up to use to live it. The downside for lesser individuals is that there is no place to hide.


                      Sorry for intruding on your Board but, I have read his filth and it sickens me to see him proclaim he is a Heathen while doing it.

                      May the New year be good to you all.

                      Wassail!

                      Odinvarr

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Hello from a heathen

                        You're not really a heathen, either, are you?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Odinvarr
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 2

                          #13
                          Re: Hello from a heathen

                          Given that the term Heathen represents someone who is Godless then no. I follow the Faith of my Ancestor's so I do have a Faith and Gods just not the Christian one. So by the biblical deffinition I am we tend to use the term to speak of our selves, but what I posted is what I believe. No offence is ment.


                          Wassail!

                          Tim

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Hello from a heathen

                            Originally posted by Odinvarr View Post
                            Given that the term Heathen represents someone who is Godless then no. I follow the Faith of my Ancestor's so I do have a Faith and Gods just not the Christian one. So by the biblical deffinition I am we tend to use the term to speak of our selves, but what I posted is what I believe. No offence is ment.


                            Wassail!

                            Tim
                            Now, please tell us what Jr. High School you are failing from?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22895

                              #15
                              Re: Hello from a heathen

                              Amidst outbursts of laughter, I read your post to the assembled Bathfire family. Young Jeremiah (6yrs) asked about the bit about "standing tall before your gods" and asked if you worshipped pygmies!

                              Other concerns were that if you had gods, what is their job description? They all seem redundant. Are they lounging around sipping cocktails or do they actually do anything?
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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