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Greetings from a sinner seeking help.
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Do you still have an internet connection?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
I have a bible. Yes I still have an internet connecton.
I have tried reading the bible but don't understand most of the stuff. It like it was translated from Hebrew or Greek or something.Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Sam there is no other bible except the KJV 1611.
What are some of your favorite passages ?
YIC,
Sayved
Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Sam, have you checked out the Bible in a Year section of this forum?Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
Or perhaps one of Landover's handy Bible Quizzes? You can use them as pre-tests, and they give you the answers when you're finished!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View PostI'm giving both of you an infraction for failing to capitalize Bible. Brother Sayved, I'm particularly disappointed in you.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostSam there is no other bible except the KJV 1611.
What are some of your favorite passages ?
YIC,
Sayved
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Mr. Samda, you're going to need to give us a bit more than that. Where are you located? How old are you? What church do you attend? And exactly what vile sins have you wallowed in?Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
Are you another darkie, or are you normal?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Brother Hatchet I feel nothing but remorse about this. Satan has been attacking me as of late and occasionally I lose focus about what keeps my Faith strong.
This egregious behavior from myself will no longer continue. Jesus is my light and the Forces of Evil will not prevail.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
My humble apologies. I will wash my keyboard with goats blood.Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
I'm not a darkie. But I was married to one til she ran off with another darkie. My jungle tastes are one of my many vile sins.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
My biggest problems are lusting after all kinds of women, masturbation, cussin', and smokin weed.
I,m on the verge of jumpin off the top of my van and ending it allComment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: I am Sam, and I have sinned
What you didn't explain is why you are here. Are you here for pity? Some condolences? If so, here's a suicide hotline--they can talk you straight into Satan's embrace.Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
If you're here to repent of your wicked ways and truly seek Salvation™, I suggest you let us know by submitting a generous tithe. Nothing gets God's attention more than a click on the PayPal™ link
That being said: if you are here to prostrate yourself before us, I suggest you let us know (via the aforementioned PayPal link) and allow us to help you. You may not like God's advice, but I suggest you follow it to the letter if you have any hope of gaining Salvation.Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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