X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Mr. Paeng
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2008
    • 18

    #1

    Hello to all from Manila

    I am Baptist man from Philippines. Friends call me Raffy, but men at tire store call me Mr. Paeng. I'm am computer from job sometime, so Mr. Paeng is how I'm called here I guess!

    There is not so many Baptist in Manila, most are Catholic. They are head to Hell from what my Pastor say on Sundays. So sad really, many here are nice people, but Priests and Fathers tell Pope lies all the time!

    I have wife who love me and children, two boy or men now really! I am proud and happy all are Baptist too, saved by Jesus! I find this internet place with googler search for real Baptist. What a pretty website!

    All for now I guess, thanks to whoever make this place for free, I think it great deal!

    Praise Jesus!
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 11-14-2008, 12:15 AM.
  • Mr. Paeng
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2008
    • 18

    #2
    Re: Hello to all from Manilla

    Sorry to bother, but why I am called Unsaved Trash? Is not like recycle cans, right?

    Is it because I am from Philippines? They have Jesus here too, right?

    Comment

    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887

      #3
      Re: Hello to all from Manilla

      Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
      I am Baptist man from Phillipines. Friends call me Raffy,
      Tell me this isn’t short for Rafique! Moon worshipper influence is an abomination
      but men at tire store call me Mr. Paeng.
      Is that an insult in Phillipine?
      There is not so many Baptist in Manilla, most are Catholic. They are head to Hell from what my Pastor say on Sundays. So sad really, many here are nice people, but Priests and Fathers tell Pope lies all the time!
      Your pastor, like all pastors, is a good man.
      Sorry to bother, but why I am called Unsaved Trash? Is not like recycle cans, right?
      wrong, it’s just like recycled cans. The Department of Faith will send us a report on you before we consider you other than a lost soul.
      Is it because I am from Phillipines?
      It can’t help can it? I mean, you’re halfway to being slants, most, as you say, are Catlix, there are bands of wild Mudslimes wandering about some of the islands and your main export is labor and/or women.


      Anyhoo, you’re here now, what problems do you have with God?
      sigpic


      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

      Comment

      • Mr. Paeng
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2008
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Hello to all from Manilla

        This is hard place for making friends I can see. Well, I will be strong with Jesus to try anyway.

        God sends message sometimes that are hard for following. Already I have made Pastors angry, and Reverend too. I must go now. But I will come back I think.

        Comment

        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Hello to all from Manilla

          Originally posted by Mr. Paeng View Post
          This is hard place for making friends I can see. Well, I will be strong with Jesus to try anyway.
          No, don't feel that way Mr. Panend; we're really nice people once you get to know us. We are strong in the faith and loyal followers of Baby Jesus. Do you ever eat dogs?

          Comment

          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hello to all from Manilla

            Do you have any photos of your house in the Philippines? What kind of food do you eat there?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

            Comment

            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Hello to all from Manilla

              Because I love Jesus I will try to not prejudge you. While serving my Godly country at NAS Cubi Point I came to realize that Pilipinos are all papist stooges. I find it very difficult to believe that a Baptist is there.

              You may present your case but I am dubious of your BBQ'd monkey eating a**.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

              Comment

              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hello to all from Manilla

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Do you have any photos of your house in the Philippines? What kind of food do you eat there?
                This is the photo that came with his DOF file.

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                Comment

                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hello to all from Manilla

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  I find it very difficult to believe that a Baptist is there.
                  That's not fair. You could have googled and seen that there are some Baptists there. There is a Baptist Church in every country on Earth.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                  Comment

                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Hello to all from Manilla

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Do you have any photos of your house in the Philippines?
                    I did a quick search trying to make our friend a little more comfortable and this was from the Philipinnes. Not sure which house is his.

                    Comment

                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #11
                      Re: Hello to all from Manilla

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      I did a quick search trying to make our friend a little more comfortable and this was from the Philipinnes. Not sure which house is his.

                      The one has the best water access so his children can dive for pesos thrown into S**t River.



                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

                      Comment

                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Hello to all from Manila

                        For the sake of bonding, can we call you "Trillah"?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                        Comment

                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #13
                          Re: Hello to all from Manila

                          Hi, Raffia! I've never been to Vanilla; it looks really rustic and quaint.

                          Do you like it there?

                          Do you get the diarrhea often from the unclean water?

                          How do you get electricity to your shack, so you can use your computer? Or do you go to a library? (I'm assuming Vanilla has a library.)

                          It must be exciting living in a third-world country, what with all the poverty, and struggle to exist, and Catholics, and so few Godly white people around!
                          www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                          Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                          Christian Ladies:
                          Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

                          Comment

                          • Buford T Scoggins
                            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 911

                            #14
                            Re: Hello to all from Manila

                            The Philippines was once an American colony. I think it was that Joo Bastard Roosevelt who decided that it should be a separate country. If we had had a Republican president at that time, the Philippines would be our 51st state.

                            Same with the Panama Canal Zone, which was part of the USA when John McCain was born there. That Joo Jimminy Carter just gave it away - it could have been our 52nd state.

                            Cuba would have been our 53rd state if that Joo Kennedy hadn't botched the Bay of Pigs invasion!

                            Next thing you know, that Joo Obama will want to give Texas back to Mexico just to get even with George Bush. Let's face it - Demoncrats hate America! They want to give our whole country away to Third World Hispanoricans and other terrorists!

                            YIC,
                            Buford

                            P.S. Actually, this looks a lot like some parts of Texas:

                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

                            sigpic

                            The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                            - Rush Limbaugh

                            Comment

                            • Asparagus
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Hello to all from Manila

                              Racism is pathetic. And yet here you are calling this poor person names.

                              Was this written in the Bible too?

                              Comment

                              Working...