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Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor, I think I'm finally getting the picture. His slutty girlfriend got preggers, and somehow he knows the bastard is not his doing (he's probably impotent from too many drugs). So she blamed a God Loving Pastor to turn attention away from her own slutty behaviour.

Genesis 38:24
And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor ZEKE is a SINNER! Preaching all this do gooder sermon crap whilst having sex with who ever will give it to him... Anyone who believes otherwise is surely deluded and going to burn in hell with him!!!

And your proof is...?

[I.am.a.tool]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor ZEKE is a SINNER! Preaching all this do gooder sermon crap whilst having sex with who ever will give it to him... Anyone who believes otherwise is surely deluded and going to burn in hell with him!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Kudos on the picking up on a typing error and making a quite hilarious joke out of it.

For those saying i don't accept love, you are completely wrong, you don't preach love. You prech judgement.

Ever read the Bible, witch? We are commanded by Jesus to judge unsaved scum like you. Now THAT is love! Shout Glory!!!

[JennyD]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.

Could you please demonstrate these "lies"?

[ellandroadhero]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I meant preach not prech.

[ellandroadhero]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Listen L. Ron,
Nobody cares what you think. And by 'nast' I assume you are refering to Thomas Nast, the German-born American cartoonist who came up with the donkey and the elephant to represent the Democrat and the Republican parties respectively.

He went by Nast usually, being a trendsetter in the one-name department. So by saying Pastor Zeke is a 'nast character' you're saying that he is either a donkey or an elephant? Make up your mind!

Your subtle references to 19th century political cartoonists are a little too elitist for our forums Mr. Smarty Pants!

Kudos on the picking up on a typing error and making a quite hilarious joke out of it.

For those saying i don't accept love, you are completely wrong, you don't preach love. You prech judgement.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.

IMHO, the only thing you got right in THIS post was capitalizing the 'B' in Bible.

I mean this as a friend, but perhaps if you could put your hostility aside, you could relax a little, and therefor be more open to love. The love of Jesus, and the love of Pastor Zeke.

The whole of Landover Baptist Church is lined up here to love you, if you'll just let them in

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.

Listen L. Ron,
Nobody cares what you think. And by 'nast' I assume you are refering to Thomas Nast, the German-born American cartoonist who came up with the donkey and the elephant to represent the Democrat and the Republican parties respectively.

He went by Nast usually, being a trendsetter in the one-name department. So by saying Pastor Zeke is a 'nast character' you're saying that he is either a donkey or an elephant? Make up your mind!

Your subtle references to 19th century political cartoonists are a little too elitist for our forums Mr. Smarty Pants!

[ellandroadhero]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.

[Star Finder]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Well well well,,,

THe notorious Pastor Zeke caught with the package. er, a package.

I have been ashamed and full of self-loathing since my "christian teaching" session I had with Zekey some years ago.

Maybe this will be the end of the lies.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Amen Brother Alex! No one can lead a Fellowship Circle like Pastor Zeke. And when he is ministering to me, I feel completely filled with the sweet, sweet love of Jesus.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Pastor Zeke is the most kind-hearted man of God that I have ever met. I am stunned that a person would come onto this forum and impugn one of the most tolerant, gentle examples of humanity. He guides us to Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is going on here?!??! My precious Pastor Zeke would NEVER, EVER, EVER cheat on me.

Who are you? Why are you doing this again? He is a good man, who treats me like gold (the way GOD intended). What do you want? Leave my Zekey alone!!!!!!!! Do you HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry Sis, I'm spending extra time with Zekey Pastor Zeke in my Prayer Closet keeping an eye on him for you.
Sometimes our sessions last for hours.

You can never do enough for Jesus being so near Rapture time
He's Coming, My Lord, he's COMING!!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

With some people you must wait and see ("By their fruits you shall know them") but with Pastor Zeke, you don't need to wait to see the fruits.

It's all there. You look at him, and you know. You just know.

I would suggest a sit-down with him. Golly, I'll provide the pot roast! Because everyone who sits down with our blessed pastor leaves nourished and fulfilled and I'd count myself LUCKY for any extra drop of his knowledge I could get.

(Don't worry, I'll leave you menfolk alone for the heavier discussion after I clear the plates. Lots of embroidery to catch up on.)