[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

"Judge mercifully and you will be judged mercifully" sorry if I misquoted that, I do not remember the specific book and chapter that was in. Thats a little gem I remember from a while back (yes it is from the bible)
If anyone would care to refresh my memory as to where that nice little verse came from, please do so!

Well, theres more to my case. I have always been a merciful person. Plus I have always been forgiving, and I do not hate grudges (well, I try. I am still human you know! When I see a nasty worm abusing free speach, I cannot help myself, not mentioning any names)

I'm telling you, Jesus is not the only way into heaven. Way to many loopholes to use (I tell you, I could have made a killing as a lawyer)...

And either way, I'm not super worried. If it happens, well then I'm going to hell. So? At least I enjoyed my life here, and I'm not going to be kissing God's sandles begging. I respect myself a bit more then that.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Sure I might have not accepted Jesus, but who says that has to be the only way?

Jesus...

[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

And you know this how?
Where you in heaven? Where you sober when this happened?

I'll debate God any time I want. I can even start praying and do it now. I'm sure he has a good sense of argument (if nothing else) that I can enjoy! You looked right through me, I love a good debate, and I love it even more when it is against intelligent minds. But I'm not debating her, I was exploring the possibilty of arguing my way into heaven (if all else fails, you see) and I am happy to say, I have a strong case! Sure I might have not accepted Jesus, but who says that has to be the only way?

And if THAT fails I can debate with Satan as to whether or not I had a fair chance to get in (I do not plan on getting in through you guys, any church but yours, unless the other church is westboro. ) I think it will be splended. A civil battle of the minds is just the thing to liven up those billions of years I would be debating with Satan. Well, see you there, hope you get a good seat!

[Nobar King]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Hell is not a debate forum, fool. Once you're gone God has no more use for you; Satan becomes your master. Your screams are barely audible from heaven.

[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Oh yeah? I regret nothing! If I'm in hell, I'll make sure to remember the good times. Heck, I'll even try to argue with God (I hear he is fun at debates).

Maybe I'll pull out a cigar, look at Satan, and say, "Hey, you got a light?" and then laugh harder then hell! (pun intended)

But seriously, demons skinning me? Sounds like something that might have happened in the middle ages. Back then it was "god's people" calling the shots, and I must say, too many people died.

I do not worship myself, foolish boy, I simply believe in my power over my own destiny (there IS a difference).
Ezekiel, if you are reading this (and I suspect you are, how else can you -rep me no matter what I'm saying) then let me tell you this. Look inside your heart. You pretend to know God, but I am certain that when the day comes, you will realize how blind you have been. Thats all.

Hey, maybe I might make friends with Satan. I have all eternity to get to him (I'm a nice guy, you should know) and we will have fun (maybe egg God's front porch once or twice). Seriously, compared to God, Satan does not seem so bad at all.

I expect God to be a role modle (like a father, if you will pardon the analogy). So if he murdered about 2 million people as you say, well, he is not something to look up to. And if being like Jesus makes us good, then John Wayne Gacy sure knew how to please God!

You do not have children and kill them when they misbehave. You do not keep them locked in a dungeon for years when they get a bad grade. If hell is real, God is overdoing it, because nothing, I repeat nothing, anyone can ever do will earn him hell. Even if someone where to murder every second of their lives and live for 1,000 years they still would not be able to do enough to deserve eternity in hell. Another flaw in God's portrait.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Seth, getting your statues on these forums changed from "Unsaved Trash" means you are going to heaven?

No. You get saved by recognizing that you are the scum of the earth with zero inherent value, repenting for every single one of your sins, and calling on Jesus to forgive you of them, then adhering to each and every letter of the Holy Bible for the rest of eternity. That status change comes after you get saved.

Bathfire, I did not infringe anything. I was not talking about members of your church (who are laughably named "True Christians") but I was talking about the christians who do not preach that God is some sort of psychopath who is obsessed with death and pain. You preach it like we where created just to suffer! Merciful god indeed...

Boy, God is not a psychopath, but he is indeed a killer. In fact, he killed at least 2,391,421 people. That doesn't count all the people killed by God in natural disasters and wars that He caused since then.

Does this sound like the guy who would ignore a life of pure, selfless acts, and see one small imperfection? Heaven will be entirely vacant then, it seems, because not a single person living on earth is perfect.

Yes. We are not perfect, just forgiven.

Call me a demon all you want, Zeke. You do not preach God's love but only hate. I stand by my word.

Well, I don't. I stand by God's word and so does Pastor Ezekiel. You'll regret worshipping yourself when your being skinned alive by demons.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Did you know that Ted Haggard Abused Methamphetamine for years? Thats not counting the time he spent being secretly gay. Maybe those gay demons finally got to him eh? Haggard is a much a role model is Jeffery Dahmer, if you know what I mean.

Did you bother to read Dr. Ville's post before responding to it?

You even QUOTED it!

Pastor Haggard spent literally every day with our pastors for months trying to get rid of the gay sex & heroin demons, and I've never seen Pastor Ezekiel so sweaty and worked-up after emerging from their private conference room after a long day's (and sometimes night's) work. The glow was quite visible!

[High Preist Malac]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

Brother, i feel your strenght, you will be saved on the day of a thousand fires.

[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Assuming we're talking about Pastor Ezekiel, I will have you know that he was positively glowing like Moses come down from the Mount each day after his work with the Pastor Ted Haggard. Pastor Haggard spent literally every day with our pastors for months trying to get rid of the gay sex & heroin demons, and I've never seen Pastor Ezekiel so sweaty and worked-up after emerging from their private conference room after a long day's (and sometimes night's) work. The glow was quite visible!

Did you know that Ted Haggard Abused Methamphetamine for years? Thats not counting the time he spent being secretly gay. Maybe those gay demons finally got to him eh? Haggard is a much a role model is Jeffery Dahmer, if you know what I mean.

[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Seth, getting your statues on these forums changed from "Unsaved Trash" means you are going to heaven?

Bathfire, I did not infringe anything. I was not talking about members of your church (who are laughably named "True Christians") but I was talking about the christians who do not preach that God is some sort of psychopath who is obsessed with death and pain. You preach it like we where created just to suffer! Merciful god indeed...

No No, when I said true christian, I meant the people who you can just adore because of how amazingly they imitate the true personality of Jesus, as a loving pastor (Not as a bloodthirsty monster obsessed with the idea of killing everyone who is not part of your church *hem *hem*)

John 3:16 says it all. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever beleiveth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life"
Does this sound like the guy who would ignore a life of pure, selfless acts, and see one small imperfection? Heaven will be entirely vacant then, it seems, because not a single person living on earth is perfect.

Call me a demon all you want, Zeke. You do not preach God's love but only hate. I stand by my word.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others.

We are not hypocrites.

You are human. Humans are fallible.

Wow, did you think of that all by yourself?

But you have crossed the path to the dark.

Who are you, Yoda?

I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Not even you? Unbelievable. You don't think you're Yoda, you think you're Jesus. Did you get whacked in the head when you were a child, boy?

Ban me, if you will.

If someone came into your house and started insulting you, what would you do?

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

Thanks, but God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners, unless they're praying for salvation, which you obviously aren't.

There was a Peter Zebediah a few years back, but due to unfortunate circumstances, he is no longer with us.

Yes, terrible shame, that. Brother V was quite explicit, "Don't let the nigras drive the combines," but poor Brother Peter always was too soft on the servants.

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person.

You must have missed the day in Sunday school in which they explained that Jesus said in Matthew 7:1, Judge not that ye be not judged.

I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Thanks for the warning.

A real christian simply shines with light! A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

So you think you're as good as Jesus? What a flake!

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

You ought to read fewer stories by pagan sodomites such as Aesop and more of the Only True Word of God®, the Holy Bible, King James 1611 version.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

A real christian simply shines with light!

Assuming we're talking about Pastor Ezekiel, I will have you know that he was positively glowing like Moses come down from the Mount each day after his work with the Pastor Ted Haggard. Pastor Haggard spent literally every day with our pastors for months trying to get rid of the gay sex & heroin demons, and I've never seen Pastor Ezekiel so sweaty and worked-up after emerging from their private conference room after a long day's (and sometimes night's) work. The glow was quite visible!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person. I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Are you all crazy! You wouldn't know Godliness if it bit you! You're nothing but an arrogant tard, and we've seen your kind before. You come here with ZERO knowledge of God's word, then slander perfectly normal people while acting like you have ANYTHING worthwhile to say!

A real christian simply shines with light!

What are you talking about? The Glory of our Lord Jesus Christ is more than evident. He's a Senior Pastor of God's Favorite Church! What more do you need?!

A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

You go ahead and believe what the Mainstream Media has to say about Christians. You just go right ahead and let your false pastor preach "feel-good" sermons. We'll see how good you feel when you're skin is being peeled of by demons!!

Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!

Then why is he wasting his time on you?

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

You're the one coming here and slandering God's favorite church! You have no right to accuse anyone! Pastor Ezekiel is more of a man of God than I could ever hope to be. I'd be honored to clean his boots with my teeth after he walked through a cattle field! He's got a relationship with Jesus that I can't ever, ever, EVER hope to have. He is the MOST Christian man I've ever met. I've done nothing but slander him, lie about him, curse him, disobey him, and mock him and he STILL gives me a chance. And you say he has no mercy? You must be SOME retard. You have less chance of being Saved than I do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person.

Ezekiel is one of the writers of the Bible – how would it be possible to be more Godly?

I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Get on with it!

A real christian simply shines with light!

No, a "real" Christian looks like he’s been scrubbed with a yard-brush and homemade soap – I think you are thinking of a True Christian™.

A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you!

Nope, a real Christian is usually some under-educated oaf with the imagination of a toad who blindly follows whatever the last person told him. A True Christian™ is the center of any group anywhere.

A true Christian

You will be hearing from our expensive joo lawyers – that phrases is a trademark and you’ve just infringed it big-time!

is truly the "salt of the world"

You just invented that phrase – I know because it’s not very good. The real phrase is: M't:5:13a: Ye are the salt of the earth:

A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

Capitalize True Christian when you use it!

Thats what a true christian is!

You will see that the congregation of Landover are True Christians™

Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!

Pastor Ezekiel is the Gentle Pastor of The Flock – we know that because it’s in his title. He wrote it so it must be true!

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Landover has never misquoted the Bible. Landover sticks to God’s Law. You, on the other hand have chosen the bits you like out of a satanic version of God’s Word and from these selections created a god that you think you might like to worship – strangely, that god has all of the same characteristics and beliefs as yourself. Effectively, you are worshipping yourself and NOT The Lord of Hosts!

Repent sinner!!!You have backslidden and Hell awaits your corrupt soul!

[Forest_dweller]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person. I'm going to take a firm stance here. A real christian simply shines with light! A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!
Thats what a true christian is! Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing! You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!