Peter Ezekiel

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Re: Peter Ezekiel

To whom will you pray?

My guess is he'll pray to the Hot Butter Sauce.

Judges 5:25
He asked water, and she gave him milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

First off, I presume you speak of Pastor Ezekiel, as I know of no Peter Ezekiel. There was a Peter Zebediah a few years back, but due to unfortunate circumstances, he is no longer with us.

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others.

Pastor Ezekiel is one of our most beloved Pastors and most Godly men on this hell-hole of a planet. All of our pastors are kind, hard-working men, who, out of the goodness of their hearts, spend hour upon hour teaching their flock. They are under no obligation to come here to this messageboard, as I know they are all busy in their offices--in fact, it is near impossible to book a meeting with Pastor Ezekiel because he spends so much time with 1-on-1 counseling with young teenage boys, guiding them through one of life's most stressful times.

It is very childish and inhumane.

Pastor Ezekiel is one of the most mature human beings to grace this forum. The man's moral fiber is unparalleled. In fact, when he volunteered to start the young men's group, we installed him as leader immediately! He has run the group successfully and helped to establish one of Landover's most-attended extra-church groups. His leadership skills are beyond reproach, and leadership skills are quite the opposite of "childish".

You do not preach the holy religion.

Are you a Catholic? This sounds suspiciously papal to me

You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

We preach the Bible. If the Bible doesn't conform to your liberal standards, you can either join the Catholics or Mormons or whichever other hell-bound group that you fancy or you can change YOUR standards to meet God's--it's really quite simple. Pastor Ezekiel has an unparalleled knowledge of the 1611 King James Bible, and if that offends you, then you have a problem with God, not with the good Pastor.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

You do that. Here's a news-flash: MARY'S DEAD. SHE DOESN'T HEAR YOUR PRAYERS, PAPIST!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. […] You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil.

Whatever do you mean? At Landover, you will read only God’s Word; if you have a problem, surely it is with God?

I shall pray for you.

To whom will you pray?

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Re: Peter Ezekiel

And what exactly have I "done" pray tell?

[Asparagus]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Deceptions cannot undo what you have done, friend.

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Re: Peter Ezekiel

Who's this Peter Ezekiel Friend? We don't know anyone on these Godly boards with that name.

[Asparagus]

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.