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  • Pater Doit
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 36

    #1

    Jesus with you!

    Well, my Name is Doit. Maximilian Doit.

    I moved to Europe about 2 months ago, when it became clear that Obama will win the elections and accordingly turn the USA into a social area. I'm currently living in Austria, a very small country next to Germany. I'm working for an organisation called "Bund der Baptistengemeinden in Oesterreich" where I introduce the youth to the baptism. (Website.)

    If you've any questions feel free to ask.

    Yours in Jesus,
    Pater Doit
    And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #2
    Re: Jesus with you!

    The Bible reading plan on your site is down - you need to run JesOS rather than Unix.

    I only looked there to see what version of the Bible you were using - OK, which is it?
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Jesus with you!

      YOU KNEW THIS TWO MONTHS AGO?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US????
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Jesus with you!

        I went to that website and couldn't read a single word except Jesus and the dates! What language is that, Russian?

        Do they even know about the Bible in Russia? I thought there were all a bunch of Commies drunk on vodka all the time?

        And if you're in Austria, why is your website in Russian?
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        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: Jesus with you!

          Don't post links to that guttural animal language please.

          American English only here.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Pater Doit
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 36

            #6
            Re: Jesus with you!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            YOU KNEW THIS TWO MONTHS AGO?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US????
            I saw the signs, Sir.

            I only looked there to see what version of the Bible you were using - OK, which is it?
            The evangelical "Version".

            Yours in Jesus,
            Pater Doit
            And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Jesus with you!

              Originally posted by Pater Doit View Post
              I saw the signs, Sir.
              So, rather than stay and fight for God's Favorite Country, you abandoned it to the Marxist and ran off to another Socialist country.

              How . . . manly.
              The evangelical "Version".

              Yours in Jesus,
              Pater Doit
              The what? I've never heard of such a version.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Pater Doit
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                Forum Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 36

                #8
                Re: Jesus with you!

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                And if you're in Austria, why is your website in Russian?
                This website is in German, Sir. You may confused it with Russian because the languages are quite similar.

                Pater Doit
                And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus with you!

                  I thought they spoke American English in Austria. Crocodile Dundee spoke American English, so why isn't your website in American English? I'm confused!
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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Pater Doit
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 36

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus with you!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    So, rather than stay and fight for God's Favorite Country, you abandoned it to the Marxist and ran off to another Socialist country.
                    Austria is not as social as Obamas USA.
                    And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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                    • Pater Doit
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 36

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus with you!

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      I thought they spoke American English in Austria. Crocodile Dundee spoke American English, so why isn't your website in American English? I'm confused!
                      Good question, Sir. It's not my website, its the website of the organization I'm working for.
                      And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus with you!

                        Originally posted by Pater Doit View Post
                        Well, my Name is Doit. Maximilian Doit.

                        I moved to Europe about 2 months ago, when it became clear that Obama will win the elections and accordingly turn the USA into a social area. I'm currently living in Austria, a very small country next to Germany. I'm working for an organisation called "Bund der Baptistengemeinden in Oesterreich" where I introduce the youth to the baptism. (Website.)

                        If you've any questions feel free to ask.

                        Yours in Jesus,
                        Pater Doit
                        I'm more interested in your personal story. How did you come to find Jesus? What about your wife and children? Do you have any actual Churches over there in Australia?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pater Doit
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 36

                          #13
                          Re: Jesus with you!

                          My parents educated me quite good, I think. I got my first bible, when I was about 4 years old. Jesus was always around me, you know.

                          I've got two sons, twelve an sixteen. (My older son is already baptized.) Unfortunately, my wife has died after a car crash about two years ago, so I don't want to talk about her on the Internet.

                          Do you have any actual Churches over there in Australia?
                          I've never been to Australia, sorry.
                          (Of course we have some here in Austria.)
                          And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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