[Reynald]

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I see now, that I love Jesus with my hearth and soul. I dont need your stupid little "true christain" title to know that. Landover Rapist church is an abomination. Its like the german crusaders, hiding under Gods name, so they could spread evil and slauther people they dont like.

[Nobar King]

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Where are you from, Reynald?

[Bob4God]

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Ronald,

We teach what the Bible says. We do not add our own spin or disregard verses that we find unattractive. If you have a problem, it's with GOD, not Landover Baptist Church.

We didn't write the Bible, we just follow it.

You really have no business BEING in a church if you are a cripple, according to the Holy Bible:

Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

This comes from Leviticus chapter 27. GOD clearly does not want his sanctuaries defiled by the presence of people who are not whole, who are dwarves, have blemishes of the eye, or scabs.

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Having been in an accident, it's possible that this verse also applies to you.

Dueteronomy 23:1 says that a man who has injured Unborn Christian Soldiers' Barracks or has had his tallywacker cut off should not enter the Congregation of the Lord.

(Circumcision does not count as having your tallywacker cut off, but seeing as you're from the barbaric country of Europe, you're probably not circumcised. However, if you want to remove your baby bunkers for the sake of CHRIST, that is acceptable according to the book of Matthew, chapter 19 verse 12.)

May GOD show you the correct path!

[Reynald]

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I am from Lithuania Mr Nobar King. We call our country "the land of Mary" .
Lithaunia was the last pagan country in the world, but we accept the real god now.

"You really have no business BEING in a church if you are a cripple, according to the Holy Bible" - Thats just horrible. God will punish you for being that cruel.
I have my God. And its not the bible.
"If you have a problem, it's with GOD, not Landover Baptist Church." - Then how come The landover Bapist church is the only one who apperiantly would kick me out just because my leg is paralysed, and I dress in black?

"but seeing as you're from the barbaric country of Europe..." - Shut your gap! my country perhaps is very small, but its twice as old as The United States! We are a proud and noble people! When you insulted me, i was calm. Just shut your gob about my country! People of united states did not standed up, holding hands, singing songs and waving flags against russian tanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Svh...eature=related watch this, then talk about my nation.

[Bob4God]

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America was chosen by GOD Himself to lead the world! We are the greatest nation on Earth!

I see you've invented your own god now. Let's see what your imaginary friend has to say when JESUS CHRIST tosses you into the lake of fire.

PLEASE REPENT!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I am from Lithuania Mr Nobar King. We call our country "the land of Mary" .

Mary!? Catholics are not Christians!!!

Lithaunia was the last pagan country in the world,

When did it stop being pagan? Last Tuesday?

but we accept the real god now.[...]

Not if you are catholic you don't - catholics are lead by the anti-christ, the vicar of Rome.

No wonder you're leg is still "immobile". Do you know that the devil will not help you, but Jesus made the Lame to walk? M't:15:31: Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to see: and they glorified the God of Israel. PRAISE!

So if God is not making your leg well, then you are doing something wrong! The thing you are doing wrong is not worshipping the right God, The Lord of Hosts.

This is because you are a catholic and a goth. Ask your priest why God is not curing you - he will not have an answer, but we at Landover know.

[Reynald]

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you idiot, my god IS Jesus Christ. I just dont care what the bible says. At all. America is chosen by oil not by god... I see you are a patriot yourself.

Ezekiel Bathfire for the love of god shut the hell up! I dont care about your stupid opinion anymore. There ara smart people here, like Nobar King, i want to talk to them, not to some idiot. Im christian. I just told how do we call our country.

[Bob4God]

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you idiot, my god IS Jesus Christ. I just dont care what the bible says. At all. America is chosen by oil not by god... I see you are a patriot yourself.

Ezekiel Bathfire for the love of god shut the hell up! I dont care about your stupid opinion anymore. There ara smart people here, like Nobar King, i want to talk to them, not to some idiot. Im christian. I just told how do we call our country.

Oh I can see you're a very loving and tolerant person!

You haven't experienced love until you've experienced JESUS CHRIST! (Not the one you've invented)

But you can never do that because you are an unclean heathen that has spat in the face of GOD!

ACCEPT THE LOVE OF CHRIST! PLEASE!

And by the way, if your country is so great, how come you don't have Hummers?

[Reynald]

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here is a good question.
Why did god, let the The Order of the Teutonic Knights of St. Mary's Hospital in Jerusalem, be slauthered by Lithuanians in the Battle of Grunwald? Lithuanians where pagans, and the knights marched under a holly cross. Why did god let them loose?

[Bob4God]

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here is a good question.
Why did god, let the The Order of the Teutonic Knights of St. Mary's Hospital in Jerusalem, be slauthered by Lithuanians in the Battle of Grunwald? Lithuanians where pagans, and the knights marched under a holly cross. Why did god let them loose?

That's all just a bunch of mumbo jumbo that doesn't mean anything to a True Christian.

The only history book WE need is the Holy Bible, amen?

Now please explain why you hate JESUS so much?

[Mistress Cookie]

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Then how come The Landover Bapist Church™ is the only one who apperiantly would kick me out just because my leg is paralysed, and I dress in black?

Because those other churches just want your money.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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People of united states did not standed up, holding hands, singing songs and waving flags against russian tanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Svh...eature=related watch this, then talk about my nation.

Son, you have NEVER seen a Russian tank in America, and if you did, we wouldn't have a bunch of unarmed hippie peasants standing around singing at them. Now in 1236 a slave trader named Mindaugas was appointed by the European pagans to run a place for exiled criminals. He named it Lithuania, which means 'a place for exiled criminals'.

Currently there is some electricity in Lithuania, but when the last Russian nuclear power plant shuts down next year or, more likely, melts down, the place will be a dark wasteland again. Lithuania is almost as well known in the world as Tierra Del Fuego.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I would respectfully add that Reynald's country does have some lovely trees and flowers, though.

Our blessed Senior Pastor Pistle is unfortunately correct about the rest of its state of affairs, of course. He is right about everything.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I would respectfully add that Reynald's country does have some lovely trees and flowers, though.

It has to. One of the reasons it was chosen was so the citizenry eaters would have something to graze on.

[Reynald]

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Hate Jesus? Who exacly told you that? I think I mentioned in a couple of posts before that i love jesus with all my heart and soul.

I hate the bible.