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  • bebop777
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    • Dec 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

    You are certainly a frightening violent racist sexist homophobic rude bunch. I'm quite happy thank you, and well adjusted on top of it unlike some of you. I believe in love, I lead an ethical life, my moral compass has a 'right' and 'wrong' needle in fine working order thank you, without the benefit of your mystical surefire safety net, so I imagine I take more seriously than you do my natural human desire to do right in the world and avoid doing harm. I have healthy relationships with family and many friends. I don't begrudge you your whistling in the dark, it's understandable. But such venom, my. Would Jesus approve? I think not. You can keep your disturbed little club. Instead of luring people to salvation as you sometimes claim out of one side of your mouths you're supposed to be doing, you're sure to drive people like me (and decent christians too I bet) away in droves as you more often show your true colors. Wow you're awful.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

    So you show your monkey-worshiping "love" by coming into a Christian forum to spew hatred, mock Jesus and judge us as being horrible people, just because we worship the Lord and follow every word of the Holy Bible?

    You people make Jesus and me sick.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Bob4God
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      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

      The Bible tells us to avoid folks like you. Why are you here?

      I know you think you're happy, but you really aren't. Not until you have JESUS in your heart!
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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

        Originally posted by bebop777 View Post
        .. you're sure to drive people like me (and decent christians too I bet) away in droves as you more often show your true colors. Wow you're awful.
        Funny how you keep coming back. We'll be here each time to support you, and when you finally learn to see the Real Jesus in your heart you will thank us for our limitless patience.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • thynumbskull
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          • Dec 2008
          • 1

          #5
          Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So you show your monkey-worshiping "love" by coming into a Christian forum to spew hatred, mock Jesus and judge us as being horrible people, just because we worship the Lord and follow every word of the Holy Bible?

          You people make Jesus and me sick.

          Funny thing coming from a phoney pasta who has fathered a child from a vunerable girl... You are so fake pasta zeke! Jesus hates you and you will burn in hell for being a liar...

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          • Bob4God
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            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #6
            Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

            Originally posted by thy.fury View Post
            Funny thing coming from a phoney pasta who has fathered a child from a vunerable girl... You are so fake pasta zeke! Jesus hates you and you will burn in hell for being a liar...
            Take your viscious lies and hate speech somewhere else!
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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

              Originally posted by bebop777 View Post
              You are certainly a frightening violent racist sexist homophobic rude bunch. I'm quite happy thank you
              If I may say with love, you sound defensive. Yet it is natural your poisons pour forth like this, as the soul cleanses itself in preparation for the Landover™ Way.

              Please know we are all here to aid you in your discomfort.

              I dearly hope you can somehow set your anger and self-loathing and vanity aside.

              1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world?

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
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                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                Originally posted by bebop777 View Post
                You are certainly a frightening violent racist sexist homophobic rude bunch. I'm quite happy thank you, and well adjusted on top of it unlike some of you. I believe in love, I lead an ethical life, my moral compass has a 'right' and 'wrong' needle in fine working order thank you, without the benefit of your mystical surefire safety net, so I imagine I take more seriously than you do my natural human desire to do right in the world and avoid doing harm. I have healthy relationships with family and many friends. I don't begrudge you your whistling in the dark, it's understandable. But such venom, my. Would Jesus approve? I think not. You can keep your disturbed little club. Instead of luring people to salvation as you sometimes claim out of one side of your mouths you're supposed to be doing, you're sure to drive people like me (and decent christians too I bet) away in droves as you more often show your true colors. Wow you're awful.
                Why are you so miserable, if you're so happy?

                Here you are, joining Christian church forums to insult people who have done nothing to you. Why? What's wrong with you? Why are you so miserable that you need to interrupt our fellowshipping to try to engage us in an argument?

                Have you ever read the Bible? You tell me . . . would Jesus approve of homosexuals, or of pie-thieves, or of non-Christians?
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                • Ahimaaz Smith
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                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 2549

                  #9
                  Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                  Originally posted by bebop777 View Post
                  You are certainly a frightening violent racist sexist homophobic rude bunch.
                  We are not frightening.

                  I'm quite happy thank you
                  Only deranged persons insert gratuitous "thank you's" into their writing. It doesn't help make your point, it just makes you look like a dork.

                  and well adjusted on top of it unlike some of you.
                  Only deranged persons go around telling everyone else how well adjusted they are.

                  I believe in love
                  Ditto.

                  I lead an ethical life
                  Deranged.

                  my moral compass has a 'right' and 'wrong' needle in fine working order
                  Deranged and repetitive; surely you don't think it is possible to lead an ethical life without a moral compass, do you? Anyway, how could a moral compass have something other than a "right and wrong" needle? North and south wouldn't really work in a moral compass, now would it?

                  thank you
                  Deranged.

                  without the benefit of your mystical surefire safety net
                  Well, I agree with you there. Jesus is mystical, he provides safety, he is surefire, and you don't know Him.

                  so I imagine I take more seriously than you do my natural human desire to do right in the world and avoid doing harm.
                  Deranged, but true, since we don't take anything about you seriously.

                  I have healthy relationships with family and many friends.
                  Deranged. Plus, I know that you are friendless, and I can prove it. Just bring one friend--just one--into the Landover forums to support your argument. You can't do it, because nobody wants to be around you because you are deranged.

                  I don't begrudge you
                  We don't need your permission. Deranged.

                  your whistling in the dark
                  Insulting and not informative.

                  it's understandable.
                  We don't care whether you understand.

                  But such venom, my.
                  Only deranged persons add the word my to the end of a sentence to show their disagreement.

                  Would Jesus approve?
                  Everything we believe is backed up 100% by the Bible.

                  I think not.
                  That's because you have never read the Bible.

                  You can keep your disturbed little club.
                  We don't need your permission. Deranged.

                  Instead of luring people to salvation
                  You cannot lure someone to salvation. Salvation requires honesty, not lies.

                  as you sometimes claim out of one side of your mouths you're supposed to be doing
                  Argumentative, not a shred of evidence presented.

                  you're sure to drive people like me (and decent christians too I bet)
                  Well, I agree with you once again, you are not a decent Christian.

                  away in droves
                  Only the deranged use silly metaphors such as "in droves" to make their points sound more erudite. If we are, as you claim, driving them away, then of course we are driving them away "in droves." That is what "in droves" means.

                  as you more often show your true colors.
                  We are True Christians™. We believe in the Bible. If that makes you or anyone else unhappy, tough.

                  Wow you're awful.
                  And you're deranged.

                  Pretty much what we've got here is a deranged guy presenting his opinion in as insulting a ways as possible, under the mistaken assumption that somebody out there gives a crap what he thinks. Nobody does. He presents no arguments, no logical, no evidence, just a string of invective about how he is normal and we are bad. Totally, freaking deranged.

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • xInnocentxCravingx
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                    • Dec 2008
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                    what is wrong with you theres nothing wrong with this girl because she isnt like you people and dosent follow your stuff i mean honestly people get a life

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                      Originally posted by xInnocentxCravingx View Post
                      what is wrong with you theres nothing wrong with this girl because she isnt like you people and dosent follow your stuff i mean honestly people get a life
                      And she, like you, went to all the trouble to register to join our Christian church forum just so she could tell us how wrong WE are to follow Jesus.

                      Who needs a life, again?
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                      • TC Patriot
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                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #12
                        Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                        Originally posted by xInnocentxCravingx View Post
                        what is wrong with you theres nothing wrong with this girl because she isnt like you people and dosent follow your stuff i mean honestly people get a life
                        The fires of hell burn forever and and exceedingly hot. Someone needs to take a switch to your buttocks miss fancy britches before its too late. Obviously you were not raised by a good Christian daddy. I doubt is a little harlot like you even knows you your daddy is. I bet he was a Nigra.

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                        • xInnocentxCravingx
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                          • Dec 2008
                          • 8

                          #13
                          Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                          Wow, I got two infractions for 1.not using proper punctuation and the 2. for butting in on the lords work this is so stupid i will but in whether i want too and again this isn't school so i will use whatever punctuation I please. The fact that you people apparently want to "save" this girl from hells fire is stupid its her life and she should do what she wants. What if some word in the bible was translated wrong and its not really gods word you people base your whole lives on a pipe dream

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                            Originally posted by xInnocentxCravingx View Post
                            Wow, I got two infractions for 1.not using proper punctuation and the 2. for butting in on the lords work this is so stupid i will but in whether i want too and again this isn't school so i will use whatever punctuation I please.
                            Hey, if you want us to think you're an idiot, go right ahead.

                            The fact that you refuse to accept the Love of Jesus pretty much says it all, anyway.
                            The fact that you people apparently want to "save" this girl from hells fire is stupid its her life and she should do what she wants.
                            So, if you saw a girl driving her car toward a bridge that just washed out, you wouldn't try to stop her? You'd say, "Well, it's her life, so she can ride off the bridge if she wants, even though she doesn't know it's out"?

                            Why do you hate other people so much that you want them to suffer? Are you a Wiccan or something?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22895

                              #15
                              Re: WHY AM I SO MISERABLE?

                              Originally posted by xInnocentxCravingx View Post
                              what is wrong with you? there's nothing wrong with this girl because she isn't like you people and dosent doesn't follow your stuff! i mean, honestly people, get a life.
                              Several points:
                              (i) I'm wondering how you know she's a girl - is it because there's no intellect in her arguments?
                              (ii) Could you try to work towards elementary grammar and spelling?
                              (iii) We have the deepest concerns about the immortal soul of the poster - she seems to be deluded by Satan into believing that she is happy without God, which, as you know, is impossible.
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