yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

[polly]

hi,
just read your special report on yoga - do you really believe yoghurt is evil!? or was i missing a joke..

[Bob4God]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

hi,
just read your special report on yoga - do you really believe yoghurt is evil!? or was i missing a joke..

I don't know much about it but the pastors say it's a religion to teach people to perform dirty acts on themselves. I certainly will have no part in such debauchery!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

hi,
just read your special report on yoga - do you really believe yoghurt is evil!? or was i missing a joke..

Do you believe in yoga? Of course you do -- why else would you be posting this in the Introduction Forum?

I am praying the LORD sees fit to fuse all your major bodily joints together, so that you may lay prone and sinless before him.

[polly]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

I don't believe in yoga, I wasn't actually aware it was a religion, or that it was inherently wrong....

Thanks for the replies, but what I actually asked was - do you really believe that yoghurt is bad?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

I don't believe in yoga, I wasn't actually aware it was a religion, or that it was inherently wrong....

Thanks for the replies, but what I actually asked was - do you really believe that yoghurt is bad?

I'm sorry, but for some reason I can't recall the report you mention. Could you direct me to it and then I'll give you an answer?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

Listen young lady, do you KNOW what yogurt is? It's bacterial feces! It is the food of Satan and anyone who would defile their lips by eating it is going to burn in hell along with the homos, the murderers, the Episcopalians and all of the other scum of this world. THANKS BE TO GOD!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: yoghurt is evil!? huh!?

hi,
just read your special report on yoga - do you really believe yoghurt is evil!? or was i missing a joke..

Friend,

Do you think evil is something to joke about? Of course not so why do you accuse us of trivializing it. Yoga, yogurt, it is all the same. Some vile "religion" Satan pulled out of his backside to lure people into damnation. Just giving it fancy name doesn't make it any less dangerous.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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The article in question is at the #1 spot on the Republican Party Search Engine under "yoga".
Here are some of the other results:


The truth about Yoga:

You might be shocked to realize that Yoga is, in fact, based upon the worship of unholy spirits (Serpent Power) who manifest themselves in extraordinary and most harmful ways.
Every Christian should be informed of the true origins and spiritual effects of the practice of Yoga; its roots are in the demonic realm of "Kundalini Energy", which literally means "the awakening of Serpent Power"!

How to deal with Yoga types:

Something Evil This Way Comes – Again

Remember this,Satan’s main goal is to get people to look at Jesus as just another good teacher in a line of many good teachers, who, along with all the others, did His fair share to help the down trodden of this world....

Watch therefore, watch out for the books these silver tongued false teachers are promoting, they can be found in most big named secular bookstores as well as in most Christian book stores. Do not invite them into your homes as many have already done. Their words will infiltrate your mind, corrupt your beliefs, and confound your faith in Christ. They carry the spirit of antichrist between their pages, ready to mislead you.

How do we avoid the same traps as those who have already been consumed by this perverse delusion? First of all study your Bibles and learn God’s truth for yourselves. Secondly never listen to anyone who doesn’t believe Jesus Christ is God.