[OnYourKnees]

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Wow, so many cliches all jammed into one relatively small post! I'm impressed.

I'd have been far more impressed if he could put together a post which was thought-provoking, rather than simply an attempt to provoke.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'd have been far more impressed if he could put together a post which was thought-provoking, rather than simply an attempt to provoke.

My dear OYK, didn't you notice the sarcasm that was dripping off the 'I'm impressed' part of my response in copious amounts?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My dear OYK, didn't you notice the sarcasm that was dripping off the 'I'm impressed' part of my response in copious amounts?

Considering the Satanic nonsense you have fallen for, sarcasm doesn't work coming from you. Unless you're being sarcastic about Jesus, that we can smell a mile away.

[Bobby-Joe]

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My dear OYK, didn't you notice the sarcasm that was dripping off the 'I'm impressed' part of my response in copious amounts?

Rachael,

You have been posting here for a while at Landover. You should know we have a "no sarcasm" policy along with our prohibition against humor and parody. We need to discuss salvation with the proper sober solemnity it deserves.

[OnYourKnees]

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Considering the Satanic nonsense you have fallen for, sarcasm doesn't work coming from you.

Exactly.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarcasm for me is as rebuking is for you.

[Brother Temperance]

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yes i know this but they do this for the butterfly

I'm sorry, can anyone explain what this is about? Has the poor juggaloon's mind finally snapped under the weight of all that SIN?

[juggalo]

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I'm sorry, can anyone explain what this is about? Has the poor juggaloon's mind finally snapped under the weight of all that SIN?

no it hasn't but i will explain violent j ( i use his stage name because i cant remember if he was joey or if that was shaggy) and his brother had caught a butterfly when they were kids and kept it in a jar with holes in the lid well j pointed a fan at the jar because it was hot that night they went to sleep and when they looked in the jar the next morning they saw they killed it and so they decided that one of them had to get into heaven to apolagize to the butterfly.

[juggalo]

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Hmm, fidelity


Did you just say "always accurate in electronic sound reproduction" friend? Well let me tell you Jesus has the best audio system around. It never loses azimuth or distorts and it is only available here at Landover Baptist.

no it means always faithful go to dictionary.com and type semper fidelis or semper fi

and i was kinda messd up when i wrote this garbage

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry, can anyone explain what this is about? Has the poor juggaloon's mind finally snapped under the weight of all that SIN?

Click, BANG!

Snapped he has, once and for all.

[Warrior in Christ]

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Click, BANG!

Snapped he has, once and for all.

And like that he was damned to hell, no chances of being Saved. I figured it would be sooner with a homer clown-worshipping name like "juggalo." Well, Heaven isn't for everyone.

[PsychopathicRyda]

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And like that he was damned to hell, no chances of being Saved. I figured it would be sooner with a homer clown-worshipping name like "juggalo." Well, Heaven isn't for everyone.

No, it isn't, and it certainly isn't for any of you sick ****s. I hope you go to Hell for bashing a Juggalo around like a nigger in a cotton field. I'm not racist or anything (unlike you), but seriously. Does it pleasure you in knowing that you just pissed off a large community of people? Does it make you feel good bringing people down like that. You people should be shot and burned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, it isn't, and it certainly isn't for any of you sick ****s. I hope you go to Hell for bashing a Juggalo around like a nigger in a cotton field. I'm not racist or anything (unlike you), but seriously. Does it pleasure you in knowing that you just pissed off a large community of people? Does it make you feel good bringing people down like that. You people should be shot and burned.

Well friend, your crazy outburst makes me doubt that you have come to our Godly forum to hear about Jesus and His temporary death.

This church does not tolerate racist diatribes, so watch your language. And which "community" has our Godly True Christian™ upset? Gypsies? Drunken Irish mary worshipers? Gothtards?

We are here to bring you to Christ, not serve you tea and niceties. God does not suffer fools gladly, so be on your best behavior. I am the one who banned your homer buddy juggles, on the advice of Jesus Himself. And you'll be following him too if you mimic his satanic ways.

[Talitha]

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No, it isn't, and it certainly isn't for any of you sick ****s. I hope you go to Hell for bashing a Juggalo around like a nigger in a cotton field. I'm not racist or anything (unlike you), but seriously. Does it pleasure you in knowing that you just pissed off a large community of people? Does it make you feel good bringing people down like that. You people should be shot and burned.

Firstly, welcome to our Forum.
Which part of "We Preach only the word of God according to The Bible (KJV)" do you fail to understand?

Now, who was it that Jesus upset?

[PsychopathicRyda]

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Well friend, your crazy outburst makes me doubt that you have come to our Godly forum to hear about Jesus and His temporary death.

This church does not tolerate racist diatribes, so watch your language. And which "community" has our Godly True Christian™ upset? Gypsies? Drunken Irish mary worshipers? Gothtards?

We are here to bring you to Christ, not serve you tea and niceties. God does not suffer fools gladly, so be on your best behavior. I am the one who banned your homer buddy juggles, on the advice of Jesus Himself. And you'll be following him too if you mimic his satanic ways.

Sorry. Perhaps I should have introduced myself first. Then maybe you would understand why I am here. As a matter of fact, I am not here to stir up trouble. In fact, I am here because I stumbled upon this place while doing some soul-searching. I happened across this thread, and it kinda made me mad. But whatever, my bad.