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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #1

    Att: Pastors

    I see that there are no former Negro pastors at Landover Baptist and I am sure that if the Godly Pastors here thought it was a good idea have them LBC would have them. I did stumble across this You Tube video that feature perhaps the best former Negro pastor there is.

    I urge everyone to view this Godly former Negro. This Pastor is brilliant and Godly.... for a former Negro.



    Perhaps this former Negro could be a junior pastor or a guest pastor at LBC. His sermon may even belong in the Godly Republican forum.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #2
    Re: Att: Pastors



    This is the complete Godly sermon.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Att: Pastors

      He makes some good points. I wish people had seen this BEFORE the election.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22898

        #4
        Re: Att: Pastors

        Riveting! I could listen to that all day.
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        • Holyharland
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 38

          #5
          Re: Att: Pastors

          That was quite touching. What a great example of a saved redeemed soul. He is not a good former negro... He is an EXCELLENT former negro. We need more ex-negros whom reach such a level of excellence. That was truly an amazing speech.

          It was as if I heard the very voice of God itself in that speech. Manning is a great preacher and I would feel honored if he joined our Godly forums.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Att: Pastors

            I don't speak negro gibberish, but even I could understand most of what that boy was saying.

            He dresses like a papist though. What kind of vestments are those?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #7
              Re: Att: Pastors

              I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

              PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Att: Pastors

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

                PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.

                I know!!! I felt so bad for our GODLY President when I saw the news clip. I almost cried! Those towel heads are so CRUEL!

                I'm sure there will be a special place in HELL for that butthole!

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Att: Pastors

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

                  PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.
                  Did you see how both shoes were heading for him and did you see how the hand of the almighty deflected them?

                  Did you notice how calm, cool, and collected W was? The knows the lord is with him at all times. I was so inspired by him. I wept.

                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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                  • TC Patriot
                    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 1060

                    #10
                    Re: Att: Pastors

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I don't speak negro gibberish, but even I could understand most of what that boy was saying.

                    He dresses like a papist though. What kind of vestments are those?
                    I'm not sure about the clothes. I think it was a suit for eating fried chicken, ribs and watermelon. It did look papist though but that former negro didn't sound like a papist. I was pleasantly surprised to hear a negra making such good sense. I bet he's rebuked a few papists in his day.

                    Jesus loves Dick



                    Cheney/Palin 2012

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