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    I see that there are no former Negro pastors at Landover Baptist and I am sure that if the Godly Pastors here thought it was a good idea have them LBC would have them. I did stumble across this You Tube video that feature perhaps the best former Negro pastor there is.

    I urge everyone to view this Godly former Negro. This Pastor is brilliant and Godly.... for a former Negro.



    Perhaps this former Negro could be a junior pastor or a guest pastor at LBC. His sermon may even belong in the Godly Republican forum.

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    This is the complete Godly sermon.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012

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      He makes some good points. I wish people had seen this BEFORE the election.
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        Riveting! I could listen to that all day.
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          That was quite touching. What a great example of a saved redeemed soul. He is not a good former negro... He is an EXCELLENT former negro. We need more ex-negros whom reach such a level of excellence. That was truly an amazing speech.

          It was as if I heard the very voice of God itself in that speech. Manning is a great preacher and I would feel honored if he joined our Godly forums.

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            I don't speak negro gibberish, but even I could understand most of what that boy was saying.

            He dresses like a papist though. What kind of vestments are those?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

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            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

              PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.
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                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

                PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.

                I know!!! I felt so bad for our GODLY President when I saw the news clip. I almost cried! Those towel heads are so CRUEL!

                I'm sure there will be a special place in HELL for that butthole!

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                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  I have inside information (from HIM) that Obama will not be replacing out Godly president/savior Bush. Mr. Bush will continue on as our president by executive order from God!

                  PS I believe the shoe throwing event alone is reason enough to declare a state of emergency.
                  Did you see how both shoes were heading for him and did you see how the hand of the almighty deflected them?

                  Did you notice how calm, cool, and collected W was? The knows the lord is with him at all times. I was so inspired by him. I wept.

                  Jesus loves Dick



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                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I don't speak negro gibberish, but even I could understand most of what that boy was saying.

                    He dresses like a papist though. What kind of vestments are those?
                    I'm not sure about the clothes. I think it was a suit for eating fried chicken, ribs and watermelon. It did look papist though but that former negro didn't sound like a papist. I was pleasantly surprised to hear a negra making such good sense. I bet he's rebuked a few papists in his day.

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