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  • Hawk
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 116

    #31
    Re: Hi to you all!

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Please pardon me for speaking this heathen's native tongue again Pastors:

    Ons weet meer as u dink hier. Hoekom sal Ek wil besoek 'n terug land soos joune?

    En kaffir liefhebber soos u behoort woon in die oerwoud!
    This is the worst afrikaans I heard in a very long time. It is even worse than the black's speak it here in South Africa!
    I still appreciate the effort , maybe next time someone who can actual make sense in my language will tell me something!

    IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #32
      Re: Hi to you all!

      Originally posted by Hawk View Post
      maybe next time someone who can actual make sense in my language will tell me something!
      I've got a feeling you're in for a long wait, as nobody has ever made any sense talking African.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #33
        Re: Hi to you all!

        Originally posted by Hawk View Post
        This is the worst afrikaans I heard in a very long time. It is even worse than the black's speak it here in South Africa!
        I still appreciate the effort , maybe next time someone who can actual make sense in my language will tell me something!

        Now you understand how we feel about your slaughter of American English.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Hawk
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 116

          #34
          Re: Hi to you all!

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          I've got a feeling you're in for a long wait, as nobody has ever made any sense talking African.
          I guess so!
          IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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          • Hawk
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 116

            #35
            Re: Hi to you all!

            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
            Now you understand how we feel about your slaughter of American English.
            Well at least you understand me and I do not use translators on the web to communicate with you like you are trying to do!

            IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #36
              Re: Hi to you all!

              Hawk, it's good that you finally got a computer and are exploring the internet and learning how to write. There are lots of websites which will help you with your writing style. We're here to fellowship with other like minded people. If you don't can't do that, then maybe you need to find someone else to argue with.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Hawk
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 116

                #37
                Re: Hi to you all!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Hawk, it's good that you finally got a computer and are exploring the internet and learning how to write. There are lots of websites which will help you with your writing style. We're here to fellowship with other like minded people. If you don't can't do that, then maybe you need to find someone else to argue with.
                Well you guys seem to understand my writing, do you want to boot me because of my grammar? I thought this site is about faith in Jesus Christ not writing styles??
                IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #38
                  Re: Hi to you all!

                  Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                  Well you guys seem to understand my writing, do you want to boot me because of my grammar? I thought this site is about faith in Jesus Christ not writing styles??
                  19 posts and still not banned. Why do you keep thinking we're going to kick you off for disagreeing with us or God? As long as you're not an obvious troll or try to undermine our mission to win souls for Jesus, you're welcome to continue posting.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Hawk
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 116

                    #39
                    Re: Hi to you all!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    19 posts and still not banned. Why do you keep thinking we're going to kick you off for disagreeing with us or God? As long as you're not an obvious troll or try to undermine our mission to win souls for Jesus, you're welcome to continue posting.
                    Hi Sister,

                    Please understand if I do not reply on your post's from now on, the reason being is, I do not want to hurt your feelings again to prevent another infraction from you, I also want to inform you that we all have feelings and you might want to look back on what you accused me of and wonder if you did not maybe hurt my feelings by doing so?

                    I am a Christian, but is getting treated as if I am some threat or infidel? Is this the way you and your Church treat all newcomers even if they are Christians?

                    IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                    • Ahimaaz Smith
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 2549

                      #40
                      Re: Hi to you all!

                      Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                      Listen! I do not know who you are, but to generalize dark people and say they are all lost is not what I think Jesus Christ would say!
                      Jesus certainly distinguished among people of different ethnicities. For example, in Matthew 15:22-27, he refused to expel a demon from a Canaanite girl until her mother admitted that she was a dog.

                      And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

                      So, Hawk, what is your view of this passage from the Bible? Did Jesus think everyone was equal?

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • Hawk
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 116

                        #41
                        Re: Hi to you all!

                        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                        Jesus certainly distinguished among people of different ethnicities. For example, in Matthew 15:22-27, he refused to expel a demon from a Canaanite girl until her mother admitted that she was a dog.

                        And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

                        So, Hawk, what is your view of this passage from the Bible? Did Jesus think everyone was equal?
                        Well, let me give you my opinion, I believe everyone has the same right to the Love of Jesus and the opportunity to receive the Gift of eternal life. In this passage Jesus could see in this woman's hart that she is not genuine and just wanted to use Him to heal her kid, only when she decided to place all her faith and trust in Jesus, He decided to make her kid whole again.
                        If you pray to Jesus with empty words I believe Jesus would not hear or answer the prayers. So everyone is equal, but it is all about what that person believe in that makes the difference between God's people and the unsaved ones. I am not saying that God are happy with people who sin and do not repent, but there is always hope that they might see the light and come to Jesus!
                        I believe that even on one's death bed can you be saved by Jesus if you accept His grace and place your life in His big strong hands!

                        It is very dangerous to think that only a small group of people will be saved by Jesus, because there is nothing you can do or say to be perfect enough to enter Heaven and normally what happens if only a group think they are saved they tend to think they are better, they start to look down on other, judging other, everything Jesus does not want, because it gives the devil a way to play his deception and pride cards. Fear also start to creep in, people are afraid to be rejected out of the group and will do anything to stay in it!
                        I am sure you all know this.
                        IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #42
                          Re: Hi to you all!

                          Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                          This is the worst afrikaans I heard in a very long time. It is even worse than the black's speak it here in South Africa!
                          I still appreciate the effort , maybe next time someone who can actual make sense in my language will tell me something!

                          Friend, who do you think we are? Johannes Kerkorrel? What's next? Are you going to ask us to sing Sarie Marijs? "Ek was so bang dat die kakies my sou vang"? Spare us, please!

                          Of course we don't speak Afrikaans here. It's bad enough to have to hear Dutch all day, let alone a version of it that sounds like it is pronounced by a Dutch toddler on acid.

                          Couldn't you have oppressed those uppity negras in plain American English?
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Hawk
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 116

                            #43
                            Re: Hi to you all!

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Friend, who do you think we are? Johannes Kerkorrel? What's next? Are you going to ask us to sing Sarie Marijs? "Ek was so bang dat die kakies my sou vang"? Spare us, please!

                            Of course we don't speak Afrikaans here. It's bad enough to have to hear Dutch all day, let alone a version of it that sounds like it is pronounced by a Dutch toddler on acid.

                            Couldn't you have oppressed those uppity negras in plain American English?
                            It might sound better when you whistle!

                            The States has not even existed when the Europeans decided to make a settlement in Cape Town, so sorry mate, the British took it first and we stil get taught British English in the schools!

                            Love and peace here from Cape Town, South Africa!

                            IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: Hi to you all!

                              Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                              Well, let me give you my opinion,
                              We are only interested in Christ's opinion. Your liberal spin on God's Holy Plan isn't important at all.



                              Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                              It is very dangerous to think that only a small group of people will be saved by Jesus, because there is nothing you can do or say to be perfect enough to enter Heaven and normally what happens if only a group think they are saved they tend to think they are better, they start to look down on other, judging other, everything Jesus does not want, because it gives the devil a way to play his deception and pride cards. Fear also start to creep in, people are afraid to be rejected out of the group and will do anything to stay in it!
                              I am sure you all know this.
                              Here's what I know: The Bible tells us that when Jesus returns it will be as a warrior. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth!

                              I also know that God commands us (the righteous) to judge you (the unrighteous).

                              Leviticus 19:15
                              In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                              John 7:24
                              Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                              1 Corinthians 2:15
                              But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                              1 Corinthians 5:12-13
                              For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                              1 Corinthians 6:2-3
                              Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

                              1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
                              I strongly urge you to take the time to read THIS thread, specifically designed for confused false Christians like you.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Hawk
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 116

                                #45
                                Re: Hi to you all!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                We are only interested in Christ's opinion. Your liberal spin on God's Holy Plan isn't important at all.Sorry, but was I actually talking to you or did I reply on someone else's request? I agree, we are all interested in Jesus Christ's opinions, that is why I stated it was my opinion and never expected you to take mine over the Lord's.





                                Here's what I know: The Bible tells us that when Jesus returns it will be as a warrior. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth! I did not forget it, but your are speaking of the end of days, is He a killer now? Does He go around and see how many people He can kill? What happened to: Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." (Matthew 5:38-39)...Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you. (Matthew 5:38-44) Do you not follow the Bible by the book?

                                I also know that God commands us (the righteous) to judge you (the unrighteous). I have no problem with that either, but notice the word righteous which is critical in this verse. God is righteous, because He is perfect and cannot sin, man is not perfect does not matter how good of a life you live! Discernment is probably what you reffering to and you will be lead by the Holy Spirit to do so.
                                Matt 7:3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Keep that in mind my friend before you make accusations! For the way you judge me you will be Judge one day! Do not take that very lightly! It is not my words and you know that!



                                I strongly urge you to take the time to read THIS thread, specifically designed for confused false Christians like you.
                                I did read it and you believe in freedom of speech as I do. Am I flaming you guys up without knowing it? You are very sensitive and some are emotional when a person stands up and not give in to your hostile acceptance to new members. I am one of Jesus's sons so if you cannot treat me like a brother it means you dissaprove of me and is not good enough to be a Christian in your eyes. As I said before, I am not trying to be a people pleaser but a God pleaser. Relax a bit and lets chat like adults with some respect for each other!
                                I am not gay, a druggy, a criminal or anything you can up with, I am just a normal man with a family trying to live an honest life, so don't make me out as some other weird dude please!

                                IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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