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  • Hawk
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 116

    #1

    Hi to you all!

    Hi people,

    I am from South Africa, I lived in LA for 7 years have 3 little Yankees !
    I am a borne again Christian and gave my life to Jesus when I was 15.
    I got brought up in a Dutch German Reformed Church, but since we've been overseas and we could not find our Church we had to look around and joined a Christian reformed Church which we very much enjoyed.
    I am now on a stage that I only believe what the whole Bible says and focuses more on the New Covenant and what Jesus had to say how and what we should do with our lives. When it comes to the basics, He commissioned us to do the same what He dead when He was here on earth as a man, share the Gospel, free people of demons and to heal the sick!
    I am always learning more and wanting to do my best for Jesus although I am sinner! I do repent and try not to do the same sin again!
    My goal in life is to become more powerful(warrior) through the might of the Holy Spirit and to glorify Jesus by doing His will not mine!
    I read through some of your Church's laws and I cannot say that I agree with it, but I do respect it. To give some examples..1. the masturbation issues and 2. the clothing- we used to wear suites to church and I had no problem with it because we are doing it out of respect for God, but if someone is not trying to cloth himself for the soul purpose of disrespecting God and is fairly decent, I cannot see how Jesus would want to send that person away from the Church if he is in a spiritual need? Does it say in the Bible that we need to wear suits to Church or is that a Church law? As long as you are decent I think everyone is welcome to enter and hear the Gospel!

    I guess this is me in a nut shell and I have been referred to as thinking I am holier than other or that I judge, but these accusations where made in not all Christian forums, I was just relating to the Bible and I guess not all like that very much!

    Lets see how I do in this forum, oh, I am a person who do not go out and try to please people, I try to please my God the Creator and His Son Jesus and the Holy Spirit then I try to serve my fellow man!

    Thx.
    IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hi to you all!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum!

    Are you a negro person? Is that why you live in Africa?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Hawk
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 116

      #3
      Re: Hi to you all!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forum!

      Are you a negro person? Is that why you live in Africa?
      Is there something wrong with being a Negro?
      But if you should know, I am not a Negro, but this is a weird question to ask coming from a man of God! God does not love only certain races as far as I know?

      Caucasians founded South Africa in 1652 with the shipping routes around Africa to India from Europe. So our country was founded before yours by the Europeans!
      IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hi to you all!

        Originally posted by Hawk View Post
        Is there something wrong with being a Negro?
        But if you should know, I am not a Negro, but this is a weird question to ask coming from a man of God! God does not love only certain races as far as I know?

        Caucasians founded South Africa in 1652 with the shipping routes around Africa to India from Europe. So our country was founded before yours by the Europeans!
        Well that's a relief.

        What happened to you that made you stranded in the jungles of Africa? Are there monkeys everywhere down there?

        I've often wondered why atheistic Darwinistas claim that we all "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are so many of them running around the jungles in Africa. What dum-dums!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Hawk
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 116

          #5
          Re: Hi to you all!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well that's a relief.

          What happened to you that made you stranded in the jungles of Africa? Are there monkeys everywhere down there?

          I've often wondered why atheistic Darwinistas claim that we all "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are so many of them running around the jungles in Africa. What dum-dums!
          I could not find the answer of my question in your reply, are Negros not allowed here or what is the deal with them?

          Cape Town is like any other American town just smaller, they have a population of over a million in Cape Town if I must guess. It might be a 3rd world continent, but it is close to any other 1st world country, it has one of the best economies in Africa and is known for diamonds and gold and we are going to hold the soccer world cup in 2010.
          IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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          • Pater Doit
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 36

            #6
            Re: Hi to you all!

            Originally posted by Hawk View Post
            I could not find the answer of my question in your reply, are Negros not allowed here or what is the deal with them?
            Just read this post.
            And Joschuah begot Jonah and Jonah begot Issiron and Issiron begot Aaron. So the Lord sent a great flood.

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            • Hawk
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 116

              #7
              Re: Hi to you all!

              Originally posted by Pater Doit View Post
              Just read this post.
              Oh my goodness people, is this really what you guys believe! So if I was a Negro I probably would not have a soul? Is this what you are suggesting?

              Other thing I would like to know, satanist use this very regularly in their meetings, are you ok using it in your forum?

              Thx
              IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22895

                #8
                Re: Hi to you all!

                Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                Oh my goodness people, is this really what you guys believe! So if I was a Negro I probably would not have a soul? Is this what you are suggesting?
                I am more than disappointed to see that you are dismissing God’s Word to suit your deluded, lieberal mindset. I expected a little more from someone from the land that gave us such Godly luminaries as B. J. Vorster and P. W. Botha.
                You will know that “Ethiopian” is shorthand for nigra; you have obviously forgotten:

                Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                From which we learn that Darkies are up to no good.

                And what happens to people who are up to no good?

                Isa:20:4: So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
                Isa:20:5: And they shall be afraid and ashamed of Ethiopia their expectation, and of Egypt their glory.

                Even the Assyrians defeat them and take them as slaves, which is all they are good for.
                Other thing I would like to know, satanist use this very regularly in their meetings, are you ok using it in your forum?
                Thx
                You seem to know a lot about satanists... do you want to tell us something?
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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Hi to you all!

                  Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                  So if I was a Negro I probably would not have a soul?
                  Not at all! Nigras have souls too. If not, they couldn't possibly become ex-Nigras. No, what they have are dirty, tainted souls that require a little Ultra Deluxe Super Concentrated Jesus to wash clean to a sparkling white.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: Hi to you all!

                    Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                    Hi people,

                    I am from South Africa, I lived in LA for 7 years have 3 little Yankees !
                    I am a borne again Christian and gave my life to Jesus when I was 15.
                    I got brought up in a Dutch German Reformed Church, but since we've been overseas and we could not find our Church we had to look around and joined a Christian reformed Church which we very much enjoyed.
                    I am now on a stage that I only believe what the whole Bible says and focuses more on the New Covenant and what Jesus had to say how and what we should do with our lives. When it comes to the basics, He commissioned us to do the same what He dead when He was here on earth as a man, share the Gospel, free people of demons and to heal the sick!
                    I am always learning more and wanting to do my best for Jesus although I am sinner! I do repent and try not to do the same sin again!
                    My goal in life is to become more powerful(warrior) through the might of the Holy Spirit and to glorify Jesus by doing His will not mine!
                    I read through some of your Church's laws and I cannot say that I agree with it, but I do respect it. To give some examples..1. the masturbation issues and 2. the clothing- we used to wear suites to church and I had no problem with it because we are doing it out of respect for God, but if someone is not trying to cloth himself for the soul purpose of disrespecting God and is fairly decent, I cannot see how Jesus would want to send that person away from the Church if he is in a spiritual need? Does it say in the Bible that we need to wear suits to Church or is that a Church law? As long as you are decent I think everyone is welcome to enter and hear the Gospel!

                    I guess this is me in a nut shell and I have been referred to as thinking I am holier than other or that I judge, but these accusations where made in not all Christian forums, I was just relating to the Bible and I guess not all like that very much!

                    Lets see how I do in this forum, oh, I am a person who do not go out and try to please people, I try to please my God the Creator and His Son Jesus and the Holy Spirit then I try to serve my fellow man!

                    Thx.
                    Son, foreigners of any kind, negro or otherwise, have a much more difficult time getting into heaven. We have a few True Christian™ success stories around the globe, but most of us are 100% American here, and since the good ol' U S of A is God's Favorite Country© it's just easier for folks like us to accept the real Jesus.

                    Your posts are also filled with spelling and grammatical errors. God hates it when people abuse His favorite language American English. Please try to use it properly on our Godly forum.

                    As far as clothing is concerned, suits and ties of non-blended fabrics are all I wear. And I'm Saved® already. Unsaved Trash like yourself ought to show a little respect for our Lord by dressing up to please Him.
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                    • Hawk
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Re: Hi to you all!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      I am more than disappointed to see that you are dismissing God’s Word to suit your deluded, lieberal mindset. I expected a little more from someone from the land that gave us such Godly luminaries as B. J. Vorster and P. W. Botha.
                      You will know that “Ethiopian” is shorthand for nigra; you have obviously forgotten:

                      Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                      From which we learn that Darkies are up to no good.

                      And what happens to people who are up to no good?

                      Isa:20:4: So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
                      Isa:20:5: And they shall be afraid and ashamed of Ethiopia their expectation, and of Egypt their glory.

                      Even the Assyrians defeat them and take them as slaves, which is all they are good for.You seem to know a lot about satanists... do you want to tell us something?
                      Listen! I do not know who you are, but to generalize dark people and say they are all lost is not what I think Jesus Christ would say! If you are a real warrior for Christ it will be your first prerogative to try and love and save as many of the 'Darkies" as you can correct? I sense a lot of negativity in your reply and about the satanism sign, it is very well known by most people, so no secret there!
                      I too believe in the Bible, but I sometimes struggle to see what other people seem to get out of it, especially if there are negative vibes!
                      We know where the lost go and we must try to save them before it is too late!
                      IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Hi to you all!

                        Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                        If you are a real warrior for Christ it will be your first prerogative to try and love and save as many of the 'Darkies" as you can correct?
                        We love nigras enough to have a dedicated Ex-Negro Ministry, which you would have known if you'd bother to put down the marihuana cigarettes long enough to do a little homework. That's more than any other church can say, and that's more love than you seem to be willing to give them.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Hawk
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 116

                          #13
                          Re: Hi to you all!

                          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                          Son, foreigners of any kind, negro or otherwise, have a much more difficult time getting into heaven. We have a few True Christian™ success stories around the globe, but most of us are 100% American here, and since the good ol' U S of A is God's Favorite Country© it's just easier for folks like us to accept the real Jesus.

                          Your posts are also filled with spelling and grammatical errors. God hates it when people abuse His favorite language American English. Please try to use it properly on our Godly forum.

                          As far as clothing is concerned, suits and ties of non-blended fabrics are all I wear. And I'm Saved® already. Unsaved Trash like yourself ought to show a little respect for our Lord by dressing up to please Him.
                          Please tell me, who judged me and decided I am not saved? Whoever is doing this is taking away God's job and is that correct according to the Bible? Let He who is without sin throw the first stone!

                          I know you guys are being proud of being saved and I am glad, but what is up with you all being the God's favorite this and favorite that, we are all God's favorites, He loves us all, not one more than the other! Did you get that in the Bible too?

                          I also have the utmost respect for our God! I do not dress up to try and look more fancy than another member of the Church though, because I come to get the message from the Lord. I always look decent and respectable! Do you think went Jesus went around and preached the people said, wait wait I need to go and get my suite, no Jesus preached to them and converted them. He had plain fishermen for disciples not smart dressed guys that catch the shine when they walk in to a building and grasps all attention with there clothing!

                          Are you trying to let me look stupid because of my English grammar, ok then if you are so smart lets have a contest, you write in my mother language Afrikaans and I will communicate with you in your language English! Deal?
                          IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: Hi to you all!

                            Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                            you write in my mother language Afrikaans
                            I'm curious. How do you transcribe the grunts and clicks made in African "languages"?
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Hawk
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 116

                              #15
                              Re: Hi to you all!

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              We love nigras enough to have a dedicated Ex-Negro Ministry, which you would have known if you'd bother to put down the marihuana cigarettes long enough to do a little homework. That's more than any other church can say, and that's more love than you seem to be willing to give them.
                              Something is really wrong here! I have never touched marijuana, but now you accuse me of smoking it. So I assume the Church allows you to lie in the forums. Why would you talk about an ex-negro is that not racism? You cannot think you are better than other if you believe in Jesus Christ, looking down on other is sin! Jesus tells us to humble ourselves and serve our fellow man!

                              I am sorry for all the questions, but me and my family lived in the States for 7 years (is a citizen) and lived in England for 2 years and have not yet come across people who say they are reborn in Jesus Christ that share all your views!

                              Peace in Jesus name!
                              IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHOEVER OR WHATEVER READS MY POST WILL BE COVERED WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN

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