[Lewis O'Donnel]

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23 by 8 wives.

My wife has always been the only woman in my life, and I will thank you to keep this in mind. Such a vile suggestion is completely uncalled for.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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From a Biblical standpoint, how can you justify involvement in the C of E?

[Lewis O'Donnel]

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I'm not sure I understand? the motivation behind my activities, if this is what you mean, has always purely been out of an unquestioning love and reverence for the words of the Bible, and to help other souls find rest in the forgiveness of the Lord as I have done.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What's your view on such doctrines of demons as evil-ution, the ordination of women, and infant baptism?

[Lewis O'Donnel]

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The myth of evolution frustrates me intensely: it is a groundless and illogical notion, and the fact that such fictitious ideas are taught in our schools disgusts me.

The ordination of women is to me similarly illogical: something I have fortunately had no experience with, but nonetheless- a "doctrine of demons" as you so aptly put it.

As for infant baptism, it is an issue I have not truly considered to any great extent. My children were both baptized at the request of church colleagues, I paid it no further heed. I am prepared to be enlightened on this however?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The ordination of women is to me similarly illogical: something I have fortunately had no experience with, but nonetheless- a "doctrine of demons" as you so aptly put it.

But the church of England is infested with a monstrous regiment of frivolous, strident lesbian and/or nymphomaniac vicars! I saw a documentary on them!

How is it possible that you avoided being tainted by these opinionated harridans?

[Lewis O'Donnel]

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indeed: their presence is a great blot on the conscience of the Church of England. my avoidance of them can simply be attributed to my blunt refusal to associate with them- were I to be tainted by their influence, the consequences do not bear thinking about.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear Lewis O'Donnel, or is that Lew C. Furr:

I'm going to have to call shenanigans. You claim to be from the west of Virginia, but no one who was actually from there would refer to it as "west Virginia." You also claim to be a Bible believer who is involved with the Angler-can't "church," and yet you seem neither knowledgeable nor curious about the many ways in which that Catholic-lite cult's teachings depart from Biblically sound Christianity.

Here at Landover Baptist Church, we take the Lord's business with all of the seriousness that it deserves. We have neither the time nor the inclination to babysit atheists who come to God's favorite discussion board to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ. Explain yourself, and make it good.

[Lewis O'Donnel]

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well touche, Lew C Furr here.

let's be fair Pastor, that photo isn't you is it.

yr probably some disabled black lesbian waiting for God. let's be honest mr. Peters.

and uncle Nobar, shave that f'ing beard off. Yr a laughing stock as it is. I mean cmon, Halo's for pagans and shite? Kids laugh at you behind yr back.

now don't you guys have some of yr own kids to bone?

yr pal, Sataaaan

LOL <thousands of LOLs (which did not cause a buffer overrun) deleted.> User tossed into the bat cave.

[omnion_1990]

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pwned.