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  • FreakOnALeash
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    • Jan 2009
    • 11

    #1

    Hello

    What would you like to know?
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Why you chose a stupid name?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • FreakOnALeash
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      • Jan 2009
      • 11

      #3
      Re: Hello

      I'm not really sure brother

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Lies! You know full well that you are about to embark on a tirade of vileness and abominations.

        I take consolation in 2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

        What is your favorite verse? (Do NOT use anything out of John - everyone does that and they are all mistaken as to the context and meaning)

        OK, off you go...
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • FreakOnALeash
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          • Jan 2009
          • 11

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Why would I lie? That's a sin. And Thank you for asking, my favorite verse is Psalm 18:2. Glorious verse, isn't it?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22895

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by FreakOnALeash View Post
            Why would I lie? That's a sin. And Thank you for asking, my favorite verse is Psalm 18:2. Glorious verse, isn't it?
            Psalms:18:2: The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

            Hmmm... proceed cautiously... so, what church do you attend, how would you deal with a witch and what brings you here?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • FreakOnALeash
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              • Jan 2009
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Hello

              I attend Victory Baptist Sir. And witches...I have luckily never had to deal with. My father ensures my safety from them by homeschooling me, and keeping me in my room when I am not cooking or cleaning. I am here to grow in my relationship with the Lord, and worship him with my fellow Christians!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by FreakOnALeash View Post
                I attend Victory Baptist Sir. And witches...I have luckily never had to deal with. My father ensures my safety from them by homeschooling me, and keeping me in my room when I am not cooking or cleaning. I am here to grow in my relationship with the Lord, and worship him with my fellow Christians!
                (1) you are lying. (2) you are a goth. (3) you are going to hell.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Is that Victory World Church‎ on Brook Hollow Parkway? How are Dennis and Colleen? Are they still denying the validity of the Old Testament and spitting in God's face? Dennis used to say, “The New Testament is what I accept as my infallible guide in all matters.”
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • FreakOnALeash
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                    • Jan 2009
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Pastor! I can assure you i am no goth...And no that is not the church I go to P.s- Pastor, will you please teach me to live a good lifestyle. I partly came here to get a good Godly mentor.

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                    • Shinigami
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by FreakOnALeash View Post
                      Pastor! I can assure you i am no goth...And no that is not the church I go to P.s- Pastor, will you please teach me to live a good lifestyle. I partly came here to get a good Godly mentor.
                      I should sue you for everything in your parent's basement kid! I just fell off my chair and almost hit my head on my singing bowl next to my computer! Thing makes a nice sound but sure does hurt when it comes near my head! Can I hold the leash...and keep you away from the rest of the folk...you might have rabies. Just a precaution.
                      I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        FoL, this is your introduction thread. Maybe you could enlighten us as to why you consider yourself a freak, and how you got that leash on you.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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