For Real???

[FreakOnALeash]

"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."

SOO..Why is this in the terms of service? If you insist that its real, then why would you say this? And dont try to twist this around, coming up with with some lie about how i'm some heathen, or completely changing the subject. Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: For Real???

"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/divine revelation."

SOO..Why is this in the terms of service? If you insist that its real, then why would you say this? And dont try to twist this around, coming up with with some lie about how i'm some heathen, or completely changing the subject. Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

A drunk monkey could outsmart you. We have admitted on several occasions that our TOS is designed to prevent lawsuits. Start here.

[Talitha]

Re: For Real???

"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/divine revelation."

SOO..Why is this in the terms of service? If you insist that its real, then why would you say this? And dont try to twist this around, coming up with with some lie about how i'm some heathen, or completely changing the subject. Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

The threat I put you on moderation for was the one where you threatened us with more of your retard family coming in here.
One is enough for any Forum.

Speak nicely about Jesus and I might just change my mind

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: For Real???

Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

Obviously you and your family must be working as rocket scientists for NASA on design for the next generation spacecraft.

Jesus sent you here you here so we can help you see the evil of your secular ways.

[FreakOnALeash]

Re: For Real???

Once again, you avoided the issue, why does it say its not real?

[Talitha]

Re: For Real???

Once again, you avoided the issue, why does it say its not real?

Read Pastor Pistle's previous Post again and follow the Link.
Nobody is avoiding anything.

[FreakOnALeash]

Re: For Real???

so you admit its not real?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: For Real???

so you admit its not real?

Pay attention, please. We just CONFIRMED that Landover Baptist Church IS real.

Please lay off the devil weed, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: For Real???

SOO..Why is this in the terms of service? If you insist that its real, then why would you say this? And dont try to twist this around, coming up with with some lie about how i'm some heathen, or completely changing the subject. Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

You people are like cockroaches. How many of you are out there?

Don't worry, God has a massive can of RAID ready to spray every stinking one of you.

You can still repent, but I'll throw no pearls to swines.

[FreakOnALeash]

Re: For Real???

What devil weed? Never heard of that kind of weed...

[aquarius129]

Re: For Real???

I've spent 30 minutes trying to figure out if this church is real. I just came across it by happenstance. I read an article about a child committing suicide because of N'Sync. I really thought this whole thing was a joke and just really making fun of religion, the extremities of it.

But it is real? If it is, it's ironic because I think it's religions similar to this that are what make so many people leave religion. Why the nation is 20% atheist.

I didn't come on here to argue, just to share my sympathy. I just hope you all are happy with your beliefs. Life is short, that's why I choose o live in love rather than fear, or hatered.

You all should check out --------movie.com.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: For Real???

I've spent 30 minutes trying to figure out if this church is real. I just came across it by happenstance. I read an article about a child committing suicide because of N'Sync. I really thought this whole thing was a joke and just really making fun of religion, the extremities of it.

But it is real? If it is, it's ironic because I think it's religions similar to this that are what make so many people leave religion. Why the nation is 20% atheist.

I didn't come on here to argue, just to share my sympathy. I just hope you all are happy with your beliefs. Life is short, that's why I choose o live in love rather than fear, or hatered.

You all should check out --------movie.com.

Is this some sort of long and convoluted spam for a movie - let me tell you son, if it ain't in the Bible (KJV1611) it ain't worth watching a movie about it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: For Real???

Greetings Friend,

You have been sent here by Jesus for a purpose. Tell us about yourself, what are your favorite scriptures, and what is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth ?

I've spent 30 minutes trying to figure out if this church is real. I just came across it by happenstance. I read an article about a child committing suicide because of N'Sync. I really thought this whole thing was a joke and just really making fun of religion, the extremities of it.

But it is real? If it is, it's ironic because I think it's religions similar to this that are what make so many people leave religion. Why the nation is 20% atheist.

I didn't come on here to argue, just to share my sympathy. I just hope you all are happy with your beliefs. Life is short, that's why I choose o live in love rather than fear, or hatered.

You all should check out --------movie.com.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: For Real???

"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/divine revelation."

SOO..Why is this in the terms of service? If you insist that its real, then why would you say this? And dont try to twist this around, coming up with with some lie about how i'm some heathen, or completely changing the subject. Because I know how you are. Oh and a little heads up, If you delete my membership, I'll make another, and so will my friends and family. You can't outsmart me.

I didn't know that they let the inmates use computers at Belleview Hospital for the Criminally Insane.

[aquarius129]

Re: For Real???

No spam. It's not my movie, just educational.

I am not a son.

I cannot recall the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth, maybe scallops.

I do not really have a favorite bible verse. I prefer to read the religious teaching preceding Christianity. Like, Gaia bore us all. Or what the ancient Babylonians taught, astrology.

Really though, I'm a Secular Humanist.

I do support the teaching of any religion that teaches us to love one another. I just cannot understand the extremities of any one religion. I just would hate to live a life where I fear anything, or hate anything. I don't even know how I could generate such an emotion. To each his own.