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Greetings fellow Jesus lovers! I come to you from the highways of God's great country to assist in spreading the word! I'm an over the road truck driver from Nebraska, spending my time spreading the word and stoning truck stop hookers. I seem to be a rare breed among the largely unsaved and unwashed community of the road, but Jesus tells me I'm in the right place for now, doling out his father's vengeful wrath. I look forward to the chance to join fellow believers who refuse to politically correct their religious views. Those unsaved who do are still saying what we do, they just use subterfuge, which is the way of the serpent! Which if you'll notice my hat I have bested and mounted as a tribute to the lord!
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Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. -
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Dear friend:
Welcome to God's favorite discussion board. Please tell us about your salvation experience. Also, what is your favorite Bible verse?
Please be careful about mounted serpents:
2 Kings 18:4: He removed the high places, and brake the images, and cut down the groves, and brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made: for unto those days the children of Israel did burn incense to it: and he called it Nehushtan.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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My salvation came to me as a boy of about 10, I was young and foolhardy, and taking part in the celebration of that horrid day of helloween at the urging of my parents. I was over at the home of an unsaved who was preparing for a devilish ritual he called a party, and the presence of the devil in that home lured me to a piece of weight equipment the leader of the cult told me not to touch, causing it to fall upon my neck as the devil tried to drag me down into his clutches. It was then that the lord reached out to me, and told me if I were to promise him my soul that I would be saved. I did so and found myself imbued with the strength to lift that abomination os science off, and flee the unclean home. as for my favorite verse, I would have to say
Revelation 22:18-1918 For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Comment
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Dear friend:
We use only the true Bible (the King James Bible).
Regards,
IsaacThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Hmmm if that is truly not from the 1611 kjv, there indeed seems to be a satanic deception taking place. One that reaches from the store I wholly believed to be a good christian bookstore, to the annals of the internet where I just now found it retorted as such in my quest to discover whether the store duped me. One of the things that attracted me to your church was the strict adherance to the whole writings of the book, as I now fear may have been corrupted for me. I will have to research this matter and reign vengance on all those who have sought to decieve me.Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Comment
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A Christian Truck Driver. You know that reminds me of my favorite Chick Tract called The Sissy. It's about two truckers who thought Jesus was a big pansy and were set straight.
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I'm 26, is there some sort of age requirement to being saved?Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Comment
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Nope, the Pastor Deacon Fred was saved at the tender age of four. Have you read Jack Chick's tract, The Sissy?Originally posted by Roadwarriorforchrist View PostComment
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No age limit as such, but there is a requirement for the subject to be old enough to understand what is happening and the significance of Salvation.Originally posted by Roadwarriorforchrist View Post
These Catlix and others errant prophets of false gods will take anyone, just as long as they can pay. No one buys their way into Heaven. We Independent Baptists require a true understanding and commitment.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Please don't confuse the Holy King James Bible
with that satanic rolling paper known as the New King James Bible. The difference is explained here.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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I apologize for my heinous incompetence, I did not feel that i should have to verify the validity of what I believed to be the word of god. I should not have accepted the word of the bookseller, who could obviously not understand plainly spoken american.Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Comment
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I'm guessing you went to one of those bookstores with a "diverse" employee population, didn't you?Originally posted by Roadwarriorforchrist View Post
It's always best to buy one's Bibles from a True Christian(tm) bookstore.
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I find a good rule of thumb for Christian bookstores is to go in, look for any Joel Osteen material, upon seeing said material give the bookseller a dirty lookOriginally posted by JennyD View PostI'm guessing you went to one of those bookstores with a "diverse" employee population, didn't you?
It's always best to buy one's Bibles from a True Christian™ bookstore.
Welcome!
, and promptly leave.
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I'll have to keep that in mind for the future, thank you for the warm welcomes and good adviceRevelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Comment
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