Renewing a Hello...

[Warrior of God]

I just thought it might be appropriate to say a hello to anyone who recalls my name..

I have been absent for a while , due to a period of being away from home.

Part of my time away was working , which incorporated an incident where One of God's smiters , ie me , got himself a little collaterally smitten. This was followed by a period that was a mix of convalescence and helping to set up a small centre of our Worshipful 'family ' in a new , and somewhat , relatively distant , location...

Neither situation had the benefit of internet access...at least not freely accessible, unhindered , access...

However , I now have access to the net, and despite the fact my typing may still be a little impeded , at times , I hope to renew my beneficial aquaintance with the Church and folks of Landovver...

I can see I have some catching up to do if I am to get a fresh idea on what the state of play is in terms of how far who has walked along which paths...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus and welcome back, friend!

Jesus never gives us more than we can bear. Remember, He suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for your sins and mine.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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A warm Landover welcome back, Sir. Your presence has been missed and many prayers said for you. We are please that God saw fit to bring you back here.

We look forward to hearing tales of great glory in you fight in The Army of The Lord against the heathen and all his satanic wiles.

I am sure too that you will be able to give witness to the eternal Love and Protection of Christ The Savior, which rendered you fearless in the face of death, careless of minor flesh wounds, hardened your heart against the siren cries of the dying enemy and was your only strength when those around you fell and were taken, sooner or later, into Jesus's arms.

Daniel 11:25 And he shall stir up his power and his courage against the king of the south with a great army; and the king of the south shall be stirred up to battle with a very great and mighty army; but he shall not stand: for they shall forecast devices against him.



PS, does God still recommend the eviscerating of pregnant enemy women, as per 2Ki:8:12: And Hazael said, Why weepeth my lord? And he answered, Because I know the evil that thou wilt do unto the children of Israel: their strong holds wilt thou set on fire, and their young men wilt thou slay with the sword, and wilt dash their children, and rip up their women with child.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Welcome back Brother. We look forward to hearing your tales of battle with the heathens.

[Shinigami]

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I just thought it might be appropriate to say a hello to anyone who recalls my name..

I have been absent for a while , due to a period of being away from home.

Part of my time away was working , which incorporated an incident where One of God's smiters , ie me , got himself a little collaterally smitten. This was followed by a period that was a mix of convalescence and helping to set up a small centre of our Worshipful 'family ' in a new , and somewhat , relatively distant , location...

Neither situation had the benefit of internet access...at least not freely accessible, unhindered , access...

However , I now have access to the net, and despite the fact my typing may still be a little impeded , at times , I hope to renew my beneficial aquaintance with the Church and folks of Landovver...

I can see I have some catching up to do if I am to get a fresh idea on what the state of play is in terms of how far who has walked along which paths...

I can't imagine what kind of things you have experienced and can't wait to hear some war stories over a nice steaming pitcher of sake. A cold one for a returning soldier like yourself, sir...that's complimentary as in on the house. We'll give ya a ticker tape parade too...hero. Nice to see you alive in one peice and all thanks to God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I can't imagine what kind of things you have experienced and can't wait to hear some war stories over a nice steaming pitcher of sake. A cold one for a returning soldier like yourself, sir...that's complimentary as in on the house. We'll give ya a ticker tape parade too...hero. Nice to see you alive in one peice and all thanks to God!

A steaming pitcher of what?

[Shinigami]

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A steaming pitcher of what?

An alcoholic beverage made from rice that burns with the intensity that makes ordinary Roosky's vodka look like a faggot's Kool-Aid. It's made to be drank hot and never cold or iced. Beter than that beer and way more potent. Puts hairs on even asian's chests. Makes a man a man and puts more mettle in him. Nothing that would be queer or gay at all. Like the booze equivalent of unfiltered cigarettes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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An alcoholic beverage made from rice that burns with the intensity that makes ordinary Roosky's vodka look like a faggot's Kool-Aid. It's made to be drank hot and never cold or iced. Beter than that beer and way more potent. Puts hairs on even asian's chests. Makes a man a man and puts more mettle in him. Nothing that would be queer or gay at all. Like the booze equivalent of unfiltered cigarettes.

Are you talking about that nasty rice wine the chinks make? It has about 12% alcohol and tastes like dishwater. And according to THIS website, the slopes drink it at any temperature.

In Japan sake is served chilled, at room temperature, or heated, depending on the preference of the drinker, the quality of the sake, and the season. Typically, hot sake is a winter drink, and high-grade sake is not drunk hot, because the flavors and aromas will be lost. This masking of flavor is the reason that low-quality sake is often served hot.

Sounds like you're another one of those jap wannabees.

[Brother Terrence]

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Sake sounds like a sinner drink. Forsake would be the Christian thing to drink.

[Shinigami]

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Are you talking about that nasty rice wine the chinks make? It has about 12% alcohol and tastes like dishwater. And according to THIS website, the slopes drink it at any temperature.



Sounds like you're another one of those jap wannabees.

I didn't say that I would give him top of the line stuff. I meant the kind that IS good hot and of course at winter it's nice to warm a man up. I never drank dishwater, so I can't say if it tastes like it. It might have some fruity flavors if you drink the kind meant to be cold. Then there is of course odl fashioned out of the bottle, room temp, good and fiery to the tastebuds. I ain't one of those Jap wannabes and I am willing to show you evidence if I will be allowed to write a little in Japanese. I know it's a demonic language, but I must show a little of my knowledge of my language. God did divide up the languages for a reason, didn't he? If he meant for us to speak English he wouldn't have scattered all the languages in the first place. If you need proof of my claims to Japanese ancestery I will give it if you say it's okay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I didn't say that I would give him top of the line stuff. I meant the kind that IS good hot and of course at winter it's nice to warm a man up. I never drank dishwater, so I can't say if it tastes like it. It might have some fruity flavors if you drink the kind meant to be cold. Then there is of course odl fashioned out of the bottle, room temp, good and fiery to the tastebuds. I ain't one of those Jap wannabes and I am willing to show you evidence if I will be allowed to write a little in Japanese. I know it's a demonic language, but I must show a little of my knowledge of my language. God did divide up the languages for a reason, didn't he? If he meant for us to speak English he wouldn't have scattered all the languages in the first place. If you need proof of my claims to Japanese ancestery I will give it if you say it's okay.

Any idiot can post in slant gbberish or any other demonic tongue. That doesn't mean anything. That only proves that you're in bed with satan.

If you want to communicate with me privately, my email link is at the bottom of my signature. Under no circumstances should you post in any language other than God's favorite (American!) on this forum.