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  • Questionaire
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 8

    #1

    Hey everyone

    Hey everyone whats up?
    I just made my account here and wanted to say hello
    Now I'm not really a Christian
    I'm an Agnostic Atheist, but I'm here to learn so don't bash me to hard lol
    Hope to talk to yall soon
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Hey everyone

    Why do you hate God?
    Posted via Prayer

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Hey everyone

      So you hate Baby Jesus, but you're not really sure?

      OK.

      You know, being "agnostic" sounds good these days, alledgedly. It's a trendy fashion that started with those homer Greeks. "I dunno, whot? Need more input dood.". That's what agnostic means.

      "Atheist" means: I hate Jesus our Saviour(R). Oh well, at least you can spell it; most peeps who get to our site can't.

      But, basically, you "dunno" if you hate the Lord or not. Is that about right? You were thinking about it, but then your microwave rang to alert you that your pot noodles were ready?

      Don't lie to us friend. And - well, that's basically the same - don't lie to Jesus!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Questionaire
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Hey everyone

        Well I'm glad to see we're off to a great start.
        Umm, to start off, I don't hate God. I'm just not sure about his existence.
        But I'll repeat myself, thats why I'm here, to get some answers.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Hey everyone

          Originally posted by Questionaire View Post
          But I'll repeat myself, thats why I'm here, to get some answers.
          Answers need questions friend. I could give you the answer of: "42", but to which question would that be an answer?

          So... what are your questions? What do you want us - True Christians(TM) - to tell you? Let's face it, when you come to a website like ours, we are not going to cheer or do high fives because our newest user "Questionaire" is doubting the existance of the Supreme Being that created us all. (Glory!)

          Do you often visit philatelist websites and say: "Yeah, well, collecting stamps is rather stupid, innit?"?

          Well, do you?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: Hey everyone

            The answer is always Jesus. Even if the question is who allowed you to lift your hateful head off the pillow this morning. : JESUS
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889

              #7
              Re: Hey everyone

              Originally posted by Questionaire View Post
              I'm an Agnostic Atheist, [...]
              Nope - I still can't get my head round that one... Is it that you are uncertain whether you don't not believe... or not?
              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              The answer is always Jesus. Even if the question is who allowed you to lift your hateful head off the pillow this morning. : JESUS
              Dear Lord! That's the most sensible answer I've seen all day. Brother EW you're inspired!

              Questionaire, in view of that astoundingly perceptive answer, are you now ready to give your entire life and soul to Jesus in the hopes of the Resurrection to The Life Eternal? (A "yes" or "no" will do.)
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Questionaire
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Hey everyone

                Umm no, I haven't gotten anything so far except condemnation

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                • Questionaire
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hey everyone

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  So you hate Baby Jesus, but you're not really sure?

                  OK.

                  You know, being "agnostic" sounds good these days, alledgedly. It's a trendy fashion that started with those homer Greeks. "I dunno, whot? Need more input dood.". That's what agnostic means.

                  "Atheist" means: I hate Jesus our Saviour®. Oh well, at least you can spell it; most peeps who get to our site can't.

                  But, basically, you "dunno" if you hate the Lord or not. Is that about right? You were thinking about it, but then your microwave rang to alert you that your pot noodles were ready?

                  Don't lie to us friend. And - well, that's basically the same - don't lie to Jesus!
                  And no, atheist does not mean "I hate Jesus", and how am I lying, I openly admitted what I was. It's not like I came on here pretending to be something I'm not.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22889

                    #10
                    Re: Hey everyone

                    Originally posted by Questionaire View Post
                    I openly admitted what I was.
                    No you did not! See my post above - either you are using words that are too big for you or you are obfuscating! If you do not follow Jesus, you are His Enemy Luke:19:27 (check it out.)
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Questionaire
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hey everyone

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      So you hate Baby Jesus, but you're not really sure?

                      OK.

                      You know, being "agnostic" sounds good these days, alledgedly. It's a trendy fashion that started with those homer Greeks. "I dunno, whot? Need more input dood.". That's what agnostic means.

                      "Atheist" means: I hate Jesus our Saviour®. Oh well, at least you can spell it; most peeps who get to our site can't.

                      But, basically, you "dunno" if you hate the Lord or not. Is that about right? You were thinking about it, but then your microwave rang to alert you that your pot noodles were ready?

                      Don't lie to us friend. And - well, that's basically the same - don't lie to Jesus!
                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      No you did not! See my post above - either you are using words that are too big for you or you are obfuscating! If you do not follow Jesus, you are His Enemy Luke:19:27 (check it out.)
                      I did too, I'm an atheist in that I do not believe in a god or higher power; however, I am always questioning the existence, therefor I am an agnostic, in fact most atheists I know are agnostic atheists.

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #12
                        Re: Hey everyone

                        Originally posted by Questionaire View Post
                        Well I'm glad to see we're off to a great start.
                        Umm, to start off, I don't hate God. I'm just not sure about his existence.
                        But I'll repeat myself, thats why I'm here, to get some answers.
                        Well you came to the right place, friend. We'll clear up all your questions, make you sure about God's existence, and help you get right with Jesus.

                        Now what's your first question, friend?

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22889

                          #13
                          Re: Hey everyone

                          Originally posted by Questionaire View Post
                          I did too, I'm an atheist in that I do not believe in a god or higher power; however, I am always questioning the existence, therefor I am an agnostic, in fact most atheists I know are agnostic atheists.
                          You are trying to make it sound as if you did not make a mistake, and you are not succeeding.

                          Look -
                          Agnostic will not commit himself either way
                          Atheist - will commit himself and does

                          You will see that the two terms are mutually exclusive. If you do not believe, why would you question? However, your description (FWIIW) make you a wishy-washy, limp-wristed agnostic who has not the moral strength of character to accept Christ or risk the certainty of Eternal Damnation.

                          If most people you know are "agnostic atheists"(????) get yourself a new set of acquaintances - they are retards and God hates them.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Questionaire
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 8

                            #14
                            Re: Hey everyone

                            Lol you know, I am a believer that there is no god; however, you can't blame for questioning things, its human nature.
                            But I'm sorry for wasting yalls time, I think there's no point in me trying to learn anything here.
                            So I wish yall well and have a good day.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22889

                              #15
                              Re: Hey everyone

                              This was a basic “Hit and Run” only Questionaire (spelling mistake anyone?) never got the vehicle started.

                              Is it possible that atheists simply do not have the intellectual powers to offer any marginally substantial argument against the Sovereignty of God? I wonder if this is proof of His Existence?
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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