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  • TheShirleyTemple
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    • Jan 2009
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    #1

    Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

    Hey everybody, I'm new to your site, and I must say I'm glad I found it.
    It'll be nice to converse with fellow followers of our Lord
  • Ebenezer Wright
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    • Jul 2008
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    #2
    Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

    Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
    Hey everybody, I'm new to your site, and I must say I'm glad I found it.
    It'll be nice to converse with fellow followers of our Lord
    Amen Brother, What church do you currently attend? Do you study the Good Book daily? Have you fallen into homosexual sins in the past?
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
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      • Jan 2008
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      #3
      Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

      Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
      Hey everybody, I'm new to your site, and I must say I'm glad I found it.
      It'll be nice to converse with fellow followers of our Lord
      Who chose you?
      Why did he choose you?
      Why are you "The" chosen one?
      When were you last in Jerusalem?
      What is your favorite Bible verse? (Nothing from John please - everyone says that.)
      What are all the secret Templar passwords, handshakes and meeting places?
      What do you know of the Illuminati?
      Is Dan Brown crap or what?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • TheShirleyTemple
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        Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
        Amen Brother, What church do you currently attend? Do you study the Good Book daily? Have you fallen into homosexual sins in the past?
        I attend the local Baptist church here in town. I try to read the Book atleast once, if not twice a day and attend Bible Study every week. And no I've never had any homosexual sins.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

          Are you Roger Moore?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • TheShirleyTemple
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            #6
            Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Who chose you?
            Why did he choose you?
            Why are you "The" chosen one?
            When were you last in Jerusalem?
            What is your favorite Bible verse? (Nothing from John please - everyone says that.)
            What are all the secret Templar passwords, handshakes and meeting places?
            What do you know of the Illuminati?
            Is Dan Brown crap or what?
            Lol wow, quite a few questions there. Lol its just a screen name, but if I were to say someone chose me to do anything I would say God chose me to help spread his Word. And I hated Dan Brown's book personally.
            My favorite verse is Philippians 3:7-11

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22885

              #7
              Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

              Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
              Lol wow, quite a few questions there. Lol its just a screen name, but if I were to say someone chose me to do anything I would say God chose me to help spread his Word.
              Did you hear His voice? I imagine it as a well-modulated bass tone with overtones of utter reassurance.
              And I hated Dan Brown's book personally.
              You have risen in my estimation - don't get excited, it was one rung and you were on the ground before.
              My favorite verse is Philippians 3:7-11
              A fine verse, which gave rise to a fine hymn.

              Now I look to the depth of your faith; tell me,
              1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

              and yet

              M't:9:10: And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
              M't:9:11: And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?

              What's your view?

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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • TheShirleyTemple
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                Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                Aww yes, two quarreling passages
                Here's I see it, if the sinners want to try the learn the word of the Lord try to help them and teach them.
                But if they remain the sinners they were dont waste your time.
                Thats how I see it.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22885

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                  Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                  Aww yes, two quarreling passages
                  Here's I see it, if the sinners want to try the learn the word of the Lord try to help them and teach them.
                  But if they remain the sinners they were dont waste your time.
                  Thats how I see it.
                  So you see Lu:15:7: I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. as wrong and that we should simply give up on saving souls?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • TheShirleyTemple
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                    Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                    No I dont think it's wrong to stop trying, but they refuse to listen, which a lot of them do because their scared of their damnation.

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                    • TheShirleyTemple
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                      Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                      Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                      No I dont think it's wrong to stop trying, but they refuse to listen, which a lot of them do because their scared of their damnation.
                      Wow that was not a complete thought at all, I apologize, if theyre sincere about learning and living in the way of the Lord, dont give up, but when they refuse to accept even after your best intentions, then you just have to let them accept what God has planned for them

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22885

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                        Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                        But if they remain the sinners they were dont waste your time.
                        Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                        No I dont think it's wrong to stop trying, but they refuse to listen, which a lot of them do because their scared of their damnation.
                        Hmmm... a quarreling passage...

                        Nevertheless, let us move on: do you accept that Jesus, God The Father and The Holy Spirit are one and the same and indivisible?
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • TheShirleyTemple
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                          #13
                          Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Hmmm... a quarreling passage...

                          Nevertheless, let us move on: do you accept that Jesus, God The Father and The Holy Spirit are one and the same and indivisible?
                          Yes I do
                          they are the Holy Trinity

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22885

                            #14
                            Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                            Just so! So now we look to the actions of God:
                            J'g:11:31: Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.
                            J'g:11:34: And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
                            J'g:11:35: And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.
                            J'g:11:36: And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the LORD, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the LORD hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Ammon.
                            J'g:11:37: And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.
                            J'g:11:38: And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months: and she went with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.
                            J'g:11:39: And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
                            J'g:11:40: That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

                            To the non-Christian or the fluffy-bunny type Christian, human sacrifice may seem a bit severe. However, the Lord knows best. How would you present those verses as a sermon to an established flock?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello Fellow Brothers and Sisters

                              Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                              Hey everybody, I'm new to your site, and I must say I'm glad I found it.
                              It'll be nice to converse with fellow followers of our Lord
                              Why do you call yourself a "Templar?" Aren't you people just Freemasons in disguise?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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