False Christian Rant

[BibleThumper1]

I was looking for a place to post this. You all call yourselves Christians? WTF! You aren't even close to Christians. You are a bunch of racist, thoughtless, bigoted, hateful excuses for human beings. I have gone through the post and you are wishing people death, pain, general bad luck, and cursing them all to hell. Even your pastor is a twisted fucked up child molester. I am writing this in the hopes that some of you will read it before I get banned. If you all believe in Jesus and God the way you interpret the bible you are supposed to forgive....Well that is at least what your bible says anyway. Even the Satanic bible is more forgiving than most of the halfwit judgement bastards. I really cannot believe you all consider yourselves caring and/or from the human race. You will all burn in hell and karma really is a bitch folks. And I hope your pervert pastor goes to jail and gets raped up the ass a thousands times. He deserves it. Bunch of God hating fuckheads. And I bet 10 to 1 this post gets banned because, well quite frankly, you all can't stand the truth. I can't even find the words to say....I haven't by far been harsh enough about most of you haters. Take a look at yourselves, your posts and see how much you hate. If you deem yourselves worthy and you have said anything hateful I invite you to jump off the tallest building you can find and kill yourslves. You are not worthy to walk among us. Fuckheads.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I HATE that you are trying to use a take off of my name, THIEF!!! You must be a lazy beaner to stoop so low as to try and steal my GODLY name.

Shame on you and may you rot in HELL.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

(anti-Christian hate speech deleted)

Dear friend:

Please feel free to start another thread to show us — book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — where we have departed from God's Word. Also, while you're at it, you may wish to start a thread in the introduction forum to introduce yourself.

In Christ's love,

Isaac

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Dear friend:

Please feel free to start another thread to show us — book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — where we have departed from God's Word. Also, while you're at it, you may wish to start a thread in the introduction forum to introduce yourself.

In Christ's love,

Isaac

I have relocated the thread and now offer an open invitation to see the evidence that Landover Baptist Church is anything but God's favorite. It's easy to burst into a Christian forum and make wild accusations, but unless you can back up your hateful rant with scripture, then we'll ignore you for the false Christian you appear to be.

[JennyD]

Re: False Christian Rant

Allow me to respond, point by point.

I was looking for a place to post this.

I see Pastor Ezekiel has kindly shown you where to stick it. He's very thoughtful about things like that.

You all call yourselves Christians? WTF! You aren't even close to Christians.

Really? I guess that depends how you define "Christian". I define it as "following all of God's Word, the Bible, not just the parts I like or find convenient." You must define it as, "puts own 'conscience' before what God says is right or wrong."

You are a bunch of racist, thoughtless, bigoted, hateful excuses for human beings. I have gone through the post and you are wishing people death, pain, general bad luck, and cursing them all to hell.

We've done no such thing. We have stated the punishments that the Bible sets forth . . . usually stoning, followed by an eternity in God's Lake of Fire.

If you don't like what the Bible says, try taking it up with God. Let us know how that works out for ya, OK?

Even your pastor is a twisted piffleed up child molester.

Which pastor (we have several) do you think is a child molester, and where is your evidence of this accusation?

Defamation of character is actionable in civil court, friend. Would you care to offer proof, retract your statement, or give a court-ordered tithe to Landover Baptist Church in excess of $100,000 (as the last wild accusation-flinger did)?

I am writing this in the hopes that some of you will read it before I get banned.

Well, attacking and insulting all of us is a great way to get us to be open to your comments.

If you all believe in Jesus and God the way you interpret the bible you are supposed to forgive....Well that is at least what your bible says anyway.

Chapter and verse, please. Show us where God says that He forgives unrepentant sinners.

Once more, we do not pass judgment. We simply inform people what God says in the Bible. We even capitalize Bible, which you do not . . . showing us you do not respect God at all, and are no Christian of any stripe.

Even the Satanic bible is more forgiving than most of the halfwit judgement bastards.

Ah, now it makes sense. You're another Santaist, trying to draw us into your God-hating cult!

I really cannot believe you all consider yourselves caring and/or from the human race. You will all burn in hell and karma really is a bitch folks.

Please show us where in the Bible there is any mention of this "Karma". Who was her husband?

For that matter, show her to us in the Satanic Bible as well.

And I hope your pervert pastor goes to jail and gets raped up the ass a thousands times. He deserves it.

Again, which one is that? Our lawyers are waiting with baited breath. (They get a percentage, you see.)

Bunch of God hating piffleheads.

We love God, and we love you, even though you tell lies about us and insult us. Can you say the same? I think not, because you do not have the Love of Jesus.

And I bet 10 to 1 this post gets banned because, well quite frankly, you all can't stand the truth.

You lose, here it is.

I can't even find the words to say....I haven't by far been harsh enough about most of you haters. Take a look at yourselves, your posts and see how much you hate. If you deem yourselves worthy and you have said anything hateful I invite you to jump off the tallest building you can find and kill yourslves. You are not worthy to walk among us. piffleheads.

Wow, so you thought that this would help us "see the light"?

Your persecution notwithstanding, you've not been banned. I'm interested to see how you address the questions I've posed above.

As are three ready, willing, and very able attorneys.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: False Christian Rant

Take a look at yourselves, your posts and see how much you hate. If you deem yourselves worthy and you have said anything hateful I invite you to jump off the tallest building you can find and kill yourslves. You are not worthy to walk among us. piffleheads.

God does not condone hating your neighbor. Hate makes Baby Jesus cry, just as I'm sure he cried when you came on to a Christian forum and invited us to commit suicide.
However, there are times when we must "call it as it is." Did not The Lord command these words be written?

Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him. Leviticus 19:17

I'll always love you brother, even as you eternally snap, crackle and pop in the eternal Lake of Fire.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: False Christian Rant

I was looking for a place to post this.[...]

Can't find your rectum with both hands then?

[Nobar King]

Re: False Christian Rant

It never ceases to amaze me how the most hateful, spiteful people will sign up just to accuse some Good Christians of being hateful and spiteful. Isn't that prima facie evidence of pointing your finger back at yourself? I'm no Sigmund Freud, but I suspect there is a psychological condition for which you would be a model example.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: False Christian Rant

I was looking for a place to post this. You all call yourselves Christians? WTF! You aren't even close to Christians. You are a bunch of racist, thoughtless, bigoted, hateful excuses for human beings. I have gone through the post and you are wishing people death, pain, general bad luck, and cursing them all to hell. Even your pastor is a twisted piffleed up child molester. I am writing this in the hopes that some of you will read it before I get banned. If you all believe in Jesus and God the way you interpret the bible you are supposed to forgive....Well that is at least what your bible says anyway. Even the Satanic bible is more forgiving than most of the halfwit judgement bastards. I really cannot believe you all consider yourselves caring and/or from the human race. You will all burn in hell and karma really is a bitch folks. And I hope your pervert pastor goes to jail and gets raped up the ass a thousands times. He deserves it. Bunch of God hating piffleheads. And I bet 10 to 1 this post gets banned because, well quite frankly, you all can't stand the truth. I can't even find the words to say....I haven't by far been harsh enough about most of you haters. Take a look at yourselves, your posts and see how much you hate. If you deem yourselves worthy and you have said anything hateful I invite you to jump off the tallest building you can find and kill yourslves. You are not worthy to walk among us. piffleheads.

Friend, I sense a lot of anger in your post. You need to accept JESUS in your heart and toss SATAN out. We can help you, but you have to want to do it.

[Just James]

Re: False Christian Rant

I was looking for a place to post this. You all call yourselves Christians? WTF! You aren't even close to Christians. You are a bunch of racist, thoughtless, bigoted, hateful excuses for human beings.

Looks like Sister Talitha was right.

Repent, BT1, come into the light! God doesn't want to send you to hell and we don't want to see you go there! That's why there's so much noise made when you make these hateful comments - if you don't repent (and tithe) you'll be burning for eternity in a lake of fire with a spike up your bottom.

I guess some people just don't want to be saved.