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  • white light
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2009
    • 4
    #1

    hi everyone

    hi im new to this forum, i decided to join because i try to follow gods will but sometimes i get sidetracked. i hope fellow members can help to put me back on track
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: hi everyone

      Originally posted by white light View Post
      hi im new to this forum, i decided to join because i try to follow gods will but sometimes i get sidetracked. i hope fellow members can help to put me back on track
      Welcome to God's favorite forum.

      First off, I'd like to inform you that we insist on all posts being made using proper American grammar, spelling and punctuation. Rediscover your "shift" key for Jesus. Words like "God" should be capitalized, out of respect.

      Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Do you get to be a Male, or do you have to be a female?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • white light
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2009
          • 4
          #3
          Re: hi everyone

          I am sos orry about the proper grammer; I hope i did not insult anyone. I am 19,male and i live in Dallas Texas with my Aunt and Uncle. I like to read the Bible and listen to Christian rock. As I said before I try to Follow GODS will but its hard at times.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: hi everyone

              Originally posted by white light View Post
              I am sos orry about the proper grammer; I hope i did not insult anyone. I am 19,male and i live in Dallas, Texas with my Aunt and Uncle. I like to read the Bible and listen to Christian rock. As I said before, I try to Follow GODS will but its hard at times.
              OK, I'll assume you're a little slow. Why have your parent thrown you out of their home?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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