The Proper Introduction

[Bill Proper]

Hello my name is William, “Bill” for short. Please call me Bill.
Praise be given unto him who hath given. I was called to this site by the light and I am now rejoicing in delight. I am a single steadfast Christian male looking to break the chains of temptation by fellowshipping with other strong sturdy Christians who are steadfast in their beliefs and Bible principals.
You will find I am very opinionated and very blunt, but everything I do and say is based on Gods words and laws. If you cannot understand and live the chosen laws according to God, then to hell you will be bound faster than a taxi driven by a disgruntled towel head in late day rush hour traffic, yes somehow while the streets are gridlocked with traffic taxis see to be able to qualify for speeding tickets, it is one of the devils many mysterious ways.
I look forward to my new online home making all sorts of wonderful Christian friends and maybe one day even making a pilgrimage to the city of hope where the Landover Church is busy doing God’s work.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You seem a fine upstanding Christian with a positive attitude towards God's bounty, yet you mention that you are "looking to break the chains of temptation."

Which church have you been attending? Do you have a wife and children? What lengths do you go to to avoid the ungodly? Share some of your high-points and low points with us and include a verse from the Bible that encapsulates (as far as possible) the essence of Christianity. (Please, nothing from John - that's a given)

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Brother Bill. You mention temptation, have you engaged in sodomite activities, or perhaps had carnal knowledge with small barnyard animals ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. Please tell us more about yourself.

I recommend reading through THIS section of the forum first. It can be quite educational for a new member.

[Bill Proper]

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I must clarify for you that my temptations although considered by some as minor, I can assure you they are all the same in the eyes of the lord, and I humble myself.
My temptations although not of the barnyard or the back door type often include the over whelming temptation to stay silent for a period of time and not speak of the bountiful blessing that are found in the word of God and through his grace.
I previously attended the well respected First Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula Mississippi; however there was an incident one particular Sunday that caused me to see the Lords calling in other directions. As I mentioned I am single and walking the path the lord our God hath made for me.
Scriptures, there are so many wonderful scriptures that come to mind in the daily bread basket that at this time it would be difficult to pick just one, that’s like asking me what commandment is the most important one. Well I guess that one is easy, love god before all.

[Nobar King]

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everything I do and say is based on Gods words and laws.

We only worship one God here, William.

[Bill Proper]

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Thank you for pointing this out to me and although I humbly confess my error I appreciate you pointing out what I meant was “God’s” and in the possession form and not “gods” as in plural, because as you know there are those out there who claim in certain Bible translations that it is said there are more than one god and use Genesis to reference this when it is said God made man in our image some confuse this use of “Our” image with a plural meaning of more than one god.

[Nobar King]

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Holy run-on sentences, Batman! Let me catch my breath!

[Nobar King]

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OK, Bill, please try to understand that any criticism is only meant constructively.

We're here to praise Jesus and help the non-believers see the truth. I hope you are here for the same reason.

Here are some simple questions. Please respond in list form, but try to explain your responses if applicable:

1. What's your favorite pizza?
2. What size shoe do you wear?
3. Do you own a pet?
4. What school do you attend?
5. Are you good at algebra?
6. What kind of car would you want if you could have it?
7. How many sisters do you have?
8. Do you know any other languages?
9. What's your favorite movie?

That's enough for now.

[Bill Proper]

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Yes I take all criticism constructively, and by now you can tell my strengths are not in writing.

Yes I am here for the same reason, spread the message and proclaim the truth in Jesus Christ.

1. What's your favorite pizza?

A: Pizza is sinful man made deviant of what God intended Food to actually be as Pizza is made for fat lazy people who destroy their holy temples (bodies) with carbs, greases, and fats, especially at those “all you can eat” buffets where white trash can display their true nature.

2. What size shoe do you wear?
A: if the shoe fits I’ll wear it, but like Jesus I prefer sandals and they often come in uni-sized one size fits all.

3. Do you own a pet?
A: No, But I once had a gold fish named Noah (The whole biblical-fish thing was popular at the time, and I fell victim to wanting to participate, temptation did win over that time).

4. What school do you attend?
A: The only school I attended is GGLA (God’s Greater Learning Academy) and the only text book is the Bible.

5. Are you good at algebra?
A: No- I can’t even spell it, much less know how to use it to figure out a solution to stop run on sentences.

6. What kind of car would you want if you could have it?
A: probably a used Good Humor Ice Cream truck as they have a large speaker affixed on the top that could be put to good use for broadcasting the Lords word. However this was recently tried by another follower and he forgot to take the ice cream bar menu off the side of the truck and small children who ran up to the truck were disappointed when they were only give religious tracts, and not fattening sugar filled ice cream bars. The parents complained to local authorities who seized the vehicle and claimed false advertising and possible enticing and endangering of a child. I will be sure to remove the stickers and logos.

7. How many sisters do you have?
A: As many as are in the kingdom of Gods’ heavenly grace

8. Do you know any other languages?
A: Besides English and run-on sentences, I speak the Lords clear language

9. What's your favorite movie?
A: Normally I am not one to bend to the evil images produced by the homosexual Jewish consortium known as Hollywood who lust after pushing their evil child molesting agenda through sex, vanity and consumerism, but I have to say the Ten Commandments staring Charleston Hesston would rank at my favorite, not to mention it was filmed before Liz Taylor was divorced for the first time, which is almost close to the time of Christ himself, and before the Devil got into the studios back door.

I hope this helps in letting you know more about your fellow servant in Christ. Please forgive my imperfection regarding my spelling, punctuation, and grammar as I am far from perfect but strive to be in God’s blinding perfection one day.

By the way I know trick questions when I see them as God has personally shown me the devil, and continues to show me his tricks of deceit. I just hope I passed this inquisition.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Welcome, Brother Bill. Now that you've found a reasonable font size, I'd like to welcome you to the Landover Baptist Church forums. It sounds like you are a true man of God, and you know have the book of Matthew down pat.

[Nobar King]

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I hope you're not one of those vegetarian types who worries about different types of fats. Pizza is good, and even better with bacon.

[Bill Proper]

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Welcome, Brother Bill. Now that you've found a reasonable font size, I'd like to welcome you to the Landover Baptist Church forums. It sounds like you are a true man of God, and you know have the book of Matthew down pat.

Thank you Brother Smith,
I feel the warms arms of love surround me and are comforting me here in this new home of mine
Yes the font size has been found, just like I hope those poor lost souls will the Lord.
As for only eating veggies, I eat what God provides, whether it be fish of the sea or a bowl or rice I am like the birds who never go without.

[Nobar King]

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Yes the font size has been found, just like I hope those poor lost souls will the Lord.

Why can't you post at the same font size everyone else posts at?

[Bill Proper]

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Nobar,
I wasn’t aware that the font size I was posting was any different than others. I will try harder not to makes waves here and comply to any brotherly suggestions, requests and in a timely and respectful manner.