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    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #31
    Re: I'm new

    Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
    Hunting is a tradition and we have 120-140,000 Moose on the island and a large caribou population. Our population is about 500,000 people.
    Ever tap one from a plane or a helicopter? I go every year with my uncle.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Once was lost
      ...but now is found.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2009
      • 490

      #32
      Re: I'm new

      it is illegal to hunt big game from helicopters,planes or boats here. we only hunt what we can eat and leave those trophy animals for the so called sportsmen who come from all around the world. they pay big $$$$'s to hunt them.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: I'm new

        Are you an eskimo? I am concerned from this last post of yours that you may be a tree-hugging hippy PETArd member.
        Well, I have good news for you concerning the Good News! A contingent of our bravest missionaries will be coming up to your frozen wasteland this year to spread the Gospel!

        They are looking forward to participating in Canuckistani pastimes such as ice skating and seal clubbing.
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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        • Once was lost
          ...but now is found.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2009
          • 490

          #34
          Re: I'm new

          The Eskimo are referred to as Inuit and live in the Labrador part of the Province. The missionaries have already arrived (about several hundred years ago) and made them give up their beliefs which was thousands of years older then Christianity. It was hard at first to convert the Heathens but through the Grace of God they succeeded by starving,beatings and threats of eternal damnation.Praise God!

          The Seal clubbing starts in April. Please dress warm if you wish to attend.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #35
            Re: I'm new

            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
            Inuit
            In what?!? Is that some sort of Canuckistani word for sodomite that's used solely for eskimos?
            As for the "missionaries" that were there before, they must have been papists. I can't see any other reason sodomite "marriages", communism, and marihuana smoking are so wide-spread across your tundra. Friend, I'm talking about sending REAL missionaries there! Bapists! God-fearing, Bible-believing Landover Baptists who won't sugar-coat the Word of God!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #36
              Re: I'm new

              Sister M&M, I'm not sure Canada is even worth saving.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Once was lost
                ...but now is found.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2009
                • 490

                #37
                Re: I'm new

                I disagree. Canada must not be written off. If so,that's a point for Satan.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #38
                  Re: I'm new

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That's likely the case, but thanks to the Democrats destroying the American economy, we have to stay closer to home this year. It was down to Canuckistan or California, and the hippies on the coast actually did the right thing and protect marriage from the sodomites.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #39
                    Re: I'm new

                    Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                    I disagree. Canada must not be written off. If so,that's a point for Satan.
                    Of course not friend, Jesus Love will reach that horrid, French speaking corner of the world. Just as soon as the Obama tribulation presidency is over and Sarah Palin is in the Whitehouse operation Canadian Freedom will begin!

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #40
                      Re: I'm new

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      That's likely the case, but thanks to the Democrats destroying the American economy, we have to stay closer to home this year. It was down to Canuckistan or California, and the hippies on the coast actually did the right thing and protect marriage from the sodomites.
                      Your logic is fool-proof. C-a-n-a-d-a- it is!

                      When does it start snowing? I'm not sticking around for the ice floes.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #41
                        Re: I'm new

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        When does it start snowing?
                        It's my understanding that it never really stops.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Once was lost
                          ...but now is found.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 490

                          #42
                          Re: I'm new

                          God stops the snow at times so it can rain. The flooding only usually last a month or so but it cleanses.

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