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  • Once was lost
    ...but now is found.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2009
    • 490

    #1

    I'm new

    hello i'm new to the forum and Jesus is my savior. any advice for a newbie?
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: I'm new

    Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
    hello i'm new to the forum and Jesus is my savior. any advice for a newbie?
    Well tell us a little bit about yourself friend. What is your favorite Bible verse.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: I'm new

      Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
      hello i'm new to the forum and Jesus is my savior. any advice for a newbie?
      Hello.
      Welcome to these Godly Boards.
      Jesus is my Savior too.
      I am a Woman so cannot offer advice.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #4
        Re: I'm new

        Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
        hello i'm new to the forum and Jesus is my savior. any advice for a newbie?
        Welcome to our Godly Forum™. My first suggestion to you is to read this. After that please tell us about yourself, be sure to include all the sordid parts.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: I'm new

          Are you a Bohemian?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: I'm new

            I think he's gotten lost once more

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Once was lost
              ...but now is found.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2009
              • 490

              #7
              Re: I'm new

              . Bobby Joe
              Well tell us a little bit about yourself friend. What is your favorite Bible verse. __________________
              will bobby joe,how can i have one favorite bible verse out of a book that guides us all? i love the bible so much i just cannot have one in particular.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: I'm new

                Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                . Bobby Joe

                will bobby joe,how can i have one favorite bible verse out of a book that guides us all? i love the bible so much i just cannot have one in particular.
                Come on friend, what world of our loving savior have really touched your heart?

                We are friends here so you can share.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Once was lost
                  ...but now is found.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 490

                  #9
                  Re: I'm new

                  will,if i really have to pick one it would be genesis 3:16.

                  Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22889

                    #10
                    Re: I'm new

                    Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                    will,if i really have to pick one it would be genesis 3:16.

                    Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
                    My eyes are watering...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Brother Lazarus
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1062

                      #11
                      Re: I'm new

                      Hey Once, aren't you Bob the Enzyte guy? I recognize you from the Satanic TV commercial offering unGodly men a larger tallywhacker. I'm so glad you have renounced your evil past and have come into the TRUTH.

                      Yours in Christ

                      Brother Lazarus
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: I'm new

                        Before this conversation gets out of hand I'd like everyone to consider how important it is for a married Christian man to be as virile as possible.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Once was lost
                          ...but now is found.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 490

                          #13
                          Re: I'm new

                          as my name states,"once was lost" but now i'm found. i have renounced my past and found a new beginning. this day can be a new beginning for so many and i hope more will come to realize the landover baptist church is a path to the savior.

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #14
                            Re: I'm new

                            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                            as my name states,"once was lost" but now i'm found. i have renounced my past and found a new beginning. this day can be a new beginning for so many and i hope more will come to realize the landover baptist church is a path to the savior.
                            Did you happen to get away with any Enzyte when you left ?


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

                            Comment

                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: I'm new

                              I hope you're not blogging from your iPod, or whatever. Does your keyboard have a caps key? Last week we had a user who didn't know from 'caps lock'.

                              Also, you never answered my previous question. Are you a Bohemian?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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