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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318
    #91
    Re: New here

    Dear Friend,

    Jesus, when young, had to PRETEND to be Jewish. Once they found out He was Baptist, they crucified Him.

    Please get your facts straight.

    Yours in Him,
    bab

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      • LissyLovesHerself
        Unsaved trash
        • Feb 2009
        • 64
        #92
        Re: New here

        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
        Dear Friend,

        Jesus, when young, had to PRETEND to be Jewish. Once they found out He was Baptist, they crucified Him.

        Please get your facts straight.

        Yours in Him,
        bab
        lol. i have a pillow shaped as an elephant named bob. He EATS people!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #93
            Re: New here

            Are you sure you're not an elephant who eats people?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #94
                Re: New here

                Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
                But I'm scared.
                I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?
                Oh, I probably have that many. But they aren't for decoration! They are battle scars. I doubt JESUS will mind very much. Good Heavens! I wonder if I am becoming a liberal!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Mrs. Robert Roberts
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 109
                    #95
                    Re: New here

                    Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                    Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
                    But I'm scared.
                    I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?
                    Are they gold? If so you could have them sterilized and melted down. Then just send the bulk of them to Landover Baptist Church as an offering.
                    Jesus will then love you.
                    George Jesus Bush
                    Savior of Democracy

                    Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

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                      • Mrs. Robert Roberts
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 109
                        #96
                        Re: New here

                        Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                        Well I've never tried to make a pie, but I make really yummy fudge!
                        Dear Lezzie
                        Fudge is demonic. Why do you think they call chocolate cake "devil's food cake"?
                        If you'd like I'm sure one of the ladies here could instruct you in the art of pie baking. That would give you someting to do instead of drilling holes in your skin for the devil to enter.....and it will prepare for one of the many requirements of marriage.

                        Mrs. Robert Roberts
                        George Jesus Bush
                        Savior of Democracy

                        Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366
                            #97
                            Re: New here

                            Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                            Yes, I know Jesus sent me here.
                            But I'm scared.
                            I just read Pastor Ezekiels thread about tatoos and piercings...And I have 10. 9 on my ears and my belly button. I don't want to go to hell, should I close them all up, or am I already doomed?
                            Ha! I have you beat! I have 15: 14 that can be seen, and one that can't.
                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Jesus wants pie.
                            Are you sure it's Jesus who wants pie, Nobar? Are you sure it isn't you?
                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Are you sure you're not an elephant who eats people?
                            LOL!
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323
                                #98
                                Re: New here

                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                Ha! I have you beat! I have 15: 14 that can be seen, and one that can't.

                                Are you sure it's Jesus who wants pie, Nobar? Are you sure it isn't you?

                                LOL!
                                I don't believe you. Is there a camera on your cellphone?
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                  • LissyLovesHerself
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 64
                                    #99
                                    Re: New here

                                    You people are funny.
                                    Hmm, but Mrs. Robert Roberts, people like you make me think this site is really a joy.
                                    Fudge is demonic? Come on now!

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                                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                         
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 6578
                                        #100
                                        Re: New here

                                        Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                                        Fudge is demonic? Come on now!
                                        This is the first time you've ever communicated with a woman on a diet?
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                                          • LissyLovesHerself
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Feb 2009
                                            • 64
                                            #101
                                            Re: New here

                                            Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                                            You people are funny.
                                            Hmm, but Mrs. Robert Roberts, people like you make me think this site is really a joy.
                                            Fudge is demonic? Come on now!

                                            A joy? Nice change guys. But a rather true one. I do find this site enjoyable.

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                                              • Jethro
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Oct 2008
                                                • 55
                                                #102
                                                Re: New here

                                                Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                                                A joy? Nice change guys. But a rather true one. I do find this site enjoyable.
                                                Do you have pictures of yourself naked as you were presented to the Lord ?

                                                If so, I would recommend contacting Pastor Zeke and send these photos to him.

                                                He will be able to best determine your Path to Salvation©
                                                Sara Palin in 2016!
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                                                  • LissyLovesHerself
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Feb 2009
                                                    • 64
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: New here

                                                    Originally posted by Jethro View Post
                                                    Do you have pictures of yourself naked as you were presented to the Lord ?

                                                    If so, I would recommend contacting Pastor Zeke and send these photos to him.

                                                    He will be able to best determine your Path to Salvation©
                                                    Why, Mike Harper? Why??????

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                                                      • evil dude
                                                        Unsaved trash, Communist God-mocker
                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                        • 54
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: New here

                                                        Originally posted by LissyLovesHerself View Post
                                                        Why, Mike Harper? Why??????
                                                        Lissy you thread is Epic fail........you can't talk to ppl like this they just won't listen to you

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                                                          • LissyLovesHerself
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Feb 2009
                                                            • 64
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: New here

                                                            Originally posted by evil dude View Post
                                                            Lissy you thread is Epic fail........you can't talk to ppl like this they just won't listen to you
                                                            Oh I know. I wont ever shut up because I hate Jesus.

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